L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

I get that.

This half-and-half concept is pretty bold though.

The front porch step is pretty high, and the rails are definitely made to support someone with working legs.

STILL.

I've been scratching my head really hard at why someone would want to design their back patio to look like a walkway in a public park

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISfkowd3enp8301000000000.webp

Also baffling, but less so, from the same listing, is this oddly shaped built-in shelving arrangement.

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISznoe98ol5i511000000000.webp

looks like they had a business in their basement

Noticed that was one of the few rooms where they didn't digitally insert a furniture arrangement. Guess the Realtors were stumped too.

looks like they had a business in their basement

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teaching "pole fitness" classes

i watched a bunch of youtube videos of a guy exploring vacant farmhouses because i watch whatever the algorithm recommends to me. then youtube suggested i would like to see videos of the "barndominium" phenomenon. oh boy. have you ever wanted to live in a 10,000 square foot house that looked like a plumbing supply store on the outside, but a bass pro shop on the inside, and was decorated by a pinterest mom? i can help.

I thought "barndominium" meant a barn conversion, but no they are LITERAL POLE BARNS. So yeah...no. Wow. Plumbing supply warehouse otm.

lol

I still don't get it. Is it a play on words of "condominium" or "pandemonium"?

definitely pandemonium, from the echo you could get going when you yell DINNER'S READY to all 11 of your kids who are located up to 500 yards away somewhere in your cavernous steel home

https://circlehdevelopment.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/barn-4.jpg

WHAT

lol this picture is definitely not the living quarters side of the barndo. or is it?

I'll see your church banquet room and raise you Mark Twain, John Wayne and James Dean.

Hey man alive, found some more park benches for ya.

https://i.imgur.com/PNPNkiv.jpg

Oh boy. I watched one video and the rustic bathroom had a million signs including one saying “Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere.”

i'm pretty sure i saw that one!

when you take away the realtor home tour shine these things leave me with a real warren jeffs and/or branch davidian feeling

10 Common Mistakes When Building a Barndominium

The first mistake must be building a barndominium.

“It feels so warm.”

What???

Yeah, Five Man Electrical Band would have a big problem staying in one of these places.

Even with all the room a five-man electrical band could have and more.

https://nationalland.com/watermark.php?src=listing1389346photo3.jpg

If you live in one you have to refer to it as "the compound." It's a rule.

https://i.imgur.com/niOnGDu.jpg

"Oh I wasn't supposed to shit in the sink? SORRY. DIDN'T SEE A SIGN for THAT!"

https://barndominiumlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/logo-final.png

https://i.imgur.com/ZMkCHoM.png

Well I don't know. Would I have to give up my worldly possessions or just my wife?

https://i.imgur.com/vk43wEW.jpg

4,950 SF and you've still got a room that looks like this.

https://i.imgur.com/3uY0OHr.jpg

"And righ cheer is where the lil' lady does her yogurt."

too many beds in one room is my 2nd favorite aesthetic after too many sofas in one room

how about too many pillows on one goddamn bed

which is totally a thing. idgi. when you go to sleep every night do you dump 6 pillows on the floor? HOW DO IT WORK

I don't think I want a curtain behind me when I'm sleeping, idk

https://barndominiumlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/5-4.jpg

lol how are the pictures hanging there.

Everything is terrible.

a place where you and your wives can sleep comfortably

i am so confused.

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1344_1008/IS2j7lwpgh7wf00000000000.webp

hate it when jaden and brayden drive their atvs into the house

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISf0h5kp8e9gw60000000000.webp

stahhhp

wat

https://i.imgur.com/w6EtONk.jpg https://i.imgur.com/mbfQCJr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/vYzKmUF.png

okay, this is bringing the lolz

searching the building code for "door to nowhere" and coming up empty

I thought "barndominium" meant a barn conversion, but no they are LITERAL POLE BARNS

quick question: what is a pole barn

probable followup: ok so what is a barn then

Pole buildings and barns use a post-frame construction where laminated wood posts make up the bulk of the framing. The roof utilizes trusses connected by purlins. The exterior consists of steel panel claddings that “hold” the structure together. Contrary to popular belief, the construction does not include poles, or interior columns.

By contrast, a stick-frame building contains a basement or crawlspace over which builders construct the building. The frame also requires a concrete foundation for support. Due to the construction of the foundation, building costs are far higher.

barn is just a shed that’s putting on airs

I can't 100% lie, the most/only appealing part of this whole proposal is the idea of having my beloved scooters, bicycles, future motorcycles, etc, in easy reach and having a convenient workshop. I used to know someone who had a freight elevator in her apt that allowed her to bring motorcycles inside and that's kinda the dream.