I think whether Johnson gets out of this with his credibility intact (lol) or not depends on what happens with the death figures or whether the NHS breaks or not. Looking at the that fucking FT chart we might be worse than Iran but not as bad as Italy or Spain.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:46 (four years ago) link
ok let's see if i can make it to little Tesco without getting mugged by the busies
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link
i have to admit after my initial burst of amusement my immediate next thought was “ratings”
― Fizzles, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:50 (four years ago) link
I wouldn't be surprised if the cunt has been licking hand-rails for weeks trying to get it, he will milk the fuck out of it now.
I'm not sure I follow the logic. Why would he need to contract coronavirus to say he has coronavirus?
― anvil, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:54 (four years ago) link
TBH this is a magnificent propaganda campaign on a stick for him.
I have a whim to ask "how do we even know" but I guess that's tinfoil hat stuff and tbh it's amazing they don't all have it if Nadine Dorries had it (and some others iirc, but I've already forgotten who was confirmed and what was idle speculation based on them being sweaty and out-of-it, which various Cabinet ministers are apt to appear at the best of times)
talking of things that might make certain ministers appear sweaty and out of it, that dealer text is amazing! did you translate it, Daniel, or do Berlin dealers text their clients in English?
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:55 (four years ago) link
It's in English - I'd wager an outfit organised enough to come up with that text would also be smart enough not to forego the huge demographic of trust fund coke fiends who've moved to Berlin and haven't bothered to learn German.
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:00 (four years ago) link
Claiming he does have it when he doesn't would be a pretty big gamble - we're nearly all going to get it, and he's not going to have an excuse if he gets it bad in a month's time.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:03 (four years ago) link
xp I am vaguely aware of said demographic, hence asking!
stupid me doing it all the wrong way round, learning German very slowly and badly and never getting round to going to Berlin, which I am well on course not to have done before Brexit/before becoming too old and (even more) too uncool to do Berlin properly
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:06 (four years ago) link
Yeah, this is selfish I know but I just enjoyed getting to say hi to the neighbour at the balcony next door.― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:26 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
this isn't selfish! this is good
(and precisely the positive dimension of the clap clinic contradiction that the present binch of a sour internet shut-in gang are allergic to lol)
― mark s, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link
xp it'd be a gamble and on balance he probably does have it, but Boris can waffle his way out of any old nonsense he's said before, right?
"oh yah well that was the advice I received at the time but it turns out... well it sort of calmed down for a bit but then the symptoms came back, and... anyway it's three cheers for our hardworking NHS (changes subject in a flurry of meaningless 3-word soundbites)"
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:12 (four years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell,
Can't disagree here, if Boris does end up caught in a lie of any kind it could be quite damaging for him
― anvil, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:17 (four years ago) link
looool
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:19 (four years ago) link
wp
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:20 (four years ago) link
JUST IN: Queen Elizabeth last saw Boris Johnson March 11 and is following all appropriate advice with regards to her welfare, Buckingham Palace says pic.twitter.com/HQbhaPFK9K— Reuters (@Reuters) March 27, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:21 (four years ago) link
jesus that hat is a step more overtly shoggoth-presenting than she generally chooses
― mark s, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:26 (four years ago) link
typhoid boris
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:26 (four years ago) link
Let’s just see what some of the MPs are up to on inst... ah, nevermind pic.twitter.com/34QBUnH13c— Alain Tolhurst (@Alain_Tolhurst) March 27, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson is lying 💯— Wiley (@W1L3Y) March 27, 2020
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:30 (four years ago) link
The Health Secretary Matt Hancock has also tested positive for Coronavirus after he developed symptoms on weds night - mild illness and he is working from home— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) March 27, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
Dominic Cummings seen running from Downing Street #BorisJohnson #CoronaLockdown #IsolationLife pic.twitter.com/sYZnOL0fPe— Nicola Keaney (@NicKeaney) March 27, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:00 (four years ago) link
Pandemic delivers.
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link
Looks like he needed a crap tbf
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:06 (four years ago) link
viri gonna virus
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link
xp nothing can prevent me from thinking that he’s one of the unfortunates who only shit once a week
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:10 (four years ago) link
that's what a diet of soylent green and ket will do to you
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link
say what you like about boris johnson, but at a moment like this you have to admit he is a racist— Gordon Maloney (@gordonmaloney) March 27, 2020
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
Muslim Twitter has weighed in:
I am.... screaming pic.twitter.com/7tZEFPEAVS— Ruqaiya (@ruqaiya_h) March 27, 2020
― santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link
Dominic Goings
― Number None, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link
Matt Hancock has it.
They all fall down.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link
They’ll be fine
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link
If Matt Hancock dies there will be a national day of yawning
― calzino, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
they looked from the virus to the Hancock, and from the Hancock to the virus, but already yadda yadda yadda
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link
matt hancock has an anthology of matt cartoons on his shelves
― ogmor, Friday, 27 March 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
jfc this deranged hack
@BethRigby54mQuite extraordinary in moment of national crisis both PM and his right hand man in this battle Matt Hancock have tested positive for #coronavirus. Obvious questions as to why those leading country weren’t better protected in order to ensure they were fighting fit to protect us
― nashwan, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link
maybe if the pm had properly washed his right hand he and hatt mancock wouldn’t be in this predicament
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link
Corporal Rigby is correct, but we must not panic
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link
Everyone's focusing on the "weren't better protected" bit but it's the "to protect us" bit that's real cloud cuckoo land.
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link
Even when el presidente is asleep in bed at night I don't feel as safe and protected
― calzino, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
And you know for a fact that the feckless cunt hasn't followed any of the advice his government has been putting out - as we know from his breeding habits, Boris just doesn't do precautions.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
Hang on now let's be fair, he might just have been following the advice from two weeks ago.
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link
Herd immunity begins at home.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
Remember this?
https://youtu.be/1IM9jd3XCF0
'I was at a hospital where there were a few coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody' says Boris Johnson
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
staring at the eclipse level idiocy
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link
I haven't actually watched live footage of him in ages, and I get to seething very quickly.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 March 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
I don't mean live, you know what I mean.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 March 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
live in the time of chorona
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 March 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
greater glasgow and clyde still top of the local authority COVID-19 league tables. try glasgow less
― ||||||||, Friday, 27 March 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
Chris Whitty's down! Who's left?
― akb23 (Matt #2), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
it is the most populous council area in scotland tbf
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
er, xp
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link