ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS

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But New Horizons is also a seriously stressful game. Tom Nook increases your debt about a millionfold in, like, the first 20 minutes. Spiders sprint after you at breakneck speed. And don’t even get me started on how passive-aggressive some of the island’s citizens can be. (They should’ve called this game Crossing Animals, amirite?

wrong! incorrect! this is a chilled out game! it can be a stressful game, in the same way that meditation/yoga can be stressful fi you make it that way

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:39 (one year ago) link

however, the main point of the article is to teach you how to multitask, so i will put up with this nonsense and read on

https://kotaku.com/how-to-multitask-while-playing-animal-crossing-new-hor-1842514200

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:40 (one year ago) link

man, fuck that article

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:10 (one year ago) link

and it doesn’t mention audiobooks/podcasts once

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 10:12 (one year ago) link

hope more nintendo items appear in-game. got some nice areas setup on my town now: a little beach hangout, a market with stalls, a swap shop... would like to move some residents' houses but it is spenny...

||||||||, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:14 (one year ago) link

PRO TIP: instead of collecting items around the island and selling them to timmy one at a time, simply roll the rich fucker

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:12 (one year ago) link

lol

tap A to teach timmy a lesson about the real world

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:17 (one year ago) link

my island anthem
https://imgur.com/f3g1rSJ

||||||||, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:32 (one year ago) link

the second pic is very animal crossing

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 20:58 (one year ago) link

The seemingly miles of beds being set up at Javits. It is absolutely unreal to see what the National Guard & first responders have put together here in just days. pic.twitter.com/dD0AQg4PO4

— Sarah Boxer (@Sarah_Boxer) March 27, 2020

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 20:58 (one year ago) link

Heh.

My daughter has learned you can apparently travel to an island full of tarantulas, protect yourself with holes you've dug, and then harvest at will.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 March 2020 21:11 (one year ago) link

it really really annoys me that wallpaper covers up your windows

na (NA), Friday, 27 March 2020 21:59 (one year ago) link

i want to change my wallpaper but it makes me claustrophobic

na (NA), Friday, 27 March 2020 21:59 (one year ago) link

Windows vary by wallpaper, try out different ones!

silby, Friday, 27 March 2020 22:08 (one year ago) link

I got the Super Punchout wallpaper. Paired with a dirt floor and a haystack bed. Weird lifestyle I’m leading on Dang Isle, land of ripe peaches

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 27 March 2020 22:47 (one year ago) link

i got so used to the super punchout! wallpaper, my house was like a demonic hellhouse with the glowing oven

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 23:14 (one year ago) link

I still don’t have a goddamn ladder

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:47 (one year ago) link

i unlocked it late last night, just before i went to bed, and was so tired that i thought "what will i use the ladder for?"

now, it seems obvious!

you'll get it soon tomboto

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:51 (one year ago) link

I built the bridge then i located 2 of the new resident homes on a diff bit of the island not reachable by the bridge lol. I wonder how that will work.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 March 2020 03:09 (one year ago) link

Also, muttering "gotta remember to give that fish to that horse later" is a thing I say now.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 March 2020 03:10 (one year ago) link

I just unlocked a flooring and wallpaper that looks like a garbage dump. Need tires, cans, and old boots as materials. I’m so doing it.

circa1916, Saturday, 28 March 2020 17:15 (one year ago) link

the completed museum is seriously lovely, perfectly captures the tranquility of a nice lonely weekday museum trip. i'm happy for blathers

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:25 (one year ago) link

all museums should play the museum music

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:58 (one year ago) link

tom nook keeps giving me stones and now i have a billion stones. i’m sure he’s being passive-aggressive about this.

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:01 (one year ago) link

nice

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 11:04 (one year ago) link

ANYONE GOT THEM HIGH TURNIP PRICES?

the turnip lady (who has the rona btw) is into me for 170,000b at 90b a pop

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 11:05 (one year ago) link

the museum is so peaceful. nice when it is filled up too

visited an australian island earlier and managed to bag a lot of sharks...

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 12:58 (one year ago) link

love yr setup trayce!

i bought turnips for the first time. 102b/each, dammit!

i know the price fluctuates quite a bit - i guess i'mg going to sell if they get above 130 or so? is that too high of a threshold? i don't want to be selling them off on saturday night for 40b each, but even if that happens it's not the end of the world (OR IS IT)

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 14:53 (one year ago) link

I'm holding off for that sweet 200+b price point

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:06 (one year ago) link

could get a bit white knuckle towards the end of the week

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:06 (one year ago) link

apparently they can go as high as 600b?!

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:06 (one year ago) link

see, what i heard (i mean read) was that it's pretty rare for it to get above 200, but there have been reports from internet randos of it getting up to 400+ sometimes

i am scared of having rotten turnips, so i'm going to start cautiously

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:32 (one year ago) link

If you guys would ever use the airport you can sell off free imported fruit for 500

just sayin

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 March 2020 17:09 (one year ago) link

yesterday i learned that you can hit rocks more than one time each per day

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:52 (one year ago) link

This game doesn't sound fun?

lukas, Monday, 30 March 2020 20:56 (one year ago) link

it’s relaxing and addictive and just lovely

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:59 (one year ago) link

it's so fun it's the first game my wife has ever been addicted to

Mordy, Monday, 30 March 2020 21:07 (one year ago) link

This game doesn't sound fun?

― lukas, Monday, March 30, 2020 1:56 PM (thirty minutes ago)

what do you believe "fun" is

silby, Monday, 30 March 2020 21:27 (one year ago) link

fun, nook inc. fun

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 March 2020 22:06 (one year ago) link

raccoons can do it to y'all. check it out!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/34/5e/4f345edf9398e506595d20b119c53e2b.jpg

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 March 2020 22:18 (one year ago) link

annoying drummer would typo 'too'

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 March 2020 22:18 (one year ago) link

ugh you guys have so much more stuff than me i have to remind d to finish building tommy's store i guess

Mordy, Monday, 30 March 2020 22:22 (one year ago) link

i'm short seven bits of metal. REALLY WANT THAT STORE.
also really want a ladder. and to visit y'all's islands! What's protocol?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 March 2020 22:34 (one year ago) link

what do you believe "fun" is

idk anything about AC and I really wasn't serious. I've just heard a lot of people talking about turnip prices. I'm sure AC has many charms that are not related to maximizing ROI.

lukas, Monday, 30 March 2020 22:35 (one year ago) link

If you hate grinding you might find it annoying I guess.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 30 March 2020 22:48 (one year ago) link

BTW OMG I need that music room wallpaper. In my 3DS AC game, I had an entire attic room given over to studio gear, every instrument you could buy, and the soundproof wallpaper, I gotta make one again.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 30 March 2020 22:49 (one year ago) link

what do you believe "fun" is

idk anything about AC and I really wasn't serious. I've just heard a lot of people talking about turnip prices. I'm sure AC has many charms that are not related to maximizing ROI.

i think AC is a reflection of how you approach it. it would be very easy to turn it into a min/max grind, which is incredibly enjoyable for some people! it can also be a very chill game! i was mentioning the turnip/stalk market/stock market stuff this morning, but it's really a minor part of the game

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 22:58 (one year ago) link

i am sorta grinding right now to get a larger house, though. i really want to have themed rooms like trayce was just talking about.

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 22:59 (one year ago) link


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