ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS

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This has significantly increased the value of having two switches in the house

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:40 (one year ago) link

i finally visited another island (a mystery resource island, basically) and it happened to have the same native fruit as my own (pears). we eat a lot of pears here on Boneyarden

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:50 (one year ago) link

I'm telling you people, need to get on the poxyfule slack so we can share announcements of when airports are open

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:03 (one year ago) link

fun slacks < fun discords tbh (slack doesn't have killfiles)

silby, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:07 (one year ago) link

honestly, i'm afraid that if i get on poxyfule slack i will lose any shred of productivity i ever had, whether working or free-time/creative hours

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:22 (one year ago) link

mark Brokelyn down as another pear island

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:57 (one year ago) link

i did manage to steal a coconut tree from the island i visited, though. hope it's not an invasive species!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:36 (one year ago) link

whoa how do you steal trees

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:36 (one year ago) link

send me pears

||||||||, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:45 (one year ago) link

xp

eat your mega native fruit, and attack the tree with a shovel

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:49 (one year ago) link

just looked that up last night so i could do some landscaping around the front of my house

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:49 (one year ago) link

and to steal coconut trees, of course

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:50 (one year ago) link

i built and paid off a house in two days, so i’ve decided i’m moving to this island in real life, it’s the only way i can get ahead in life now

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:46 (one year ago) link

Hey guys it ocurred to me that I am playing southern hem and y'all are playing northern, so we absolutely need to visit each other - opposite season fish and bugs! Right now I got seasonal cicadas, grasshoppers and such til end of March. Tombot I saw you online earlier but your gates werent open dammit.

Alas now I am working for the next 3 hrs.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 27 March 2020 02:47 (one year ago) link

Oh also I landed on a mystery island y'day and it had BAMBOO all over the place. I assume it will be a future very handy building material so I yoinked as much as I could.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 27 March 2020 02:48 (one year ago) link

y'all haven't lived until you catch an oarfish

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 March 2020 02:49 (one year ago) link

Ive already caught a few of the rarities! Coelocanth, dorado and arapaima!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 27 March 2020 02:58 (one year ago) link

But New Horizons is also a seriously stressful game. Tom Nook increases your debt about a millionfold in, like, the first 20 minutes. Spiders sprint after you at breakneck speed. And don’t even get me started on how passive-aggressive some of the island’s citizens can be. (They should’ve called this game Crossing Animals, amirite?

wrong! incorrect! this is a chilled out game! it can be a stressful game, in the same way that meditation/yoga can be stressful fi you make it that way

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:39 (one year ago) link

however, the main point of the article is to teach you how to multitask, so i will put up with this nonsense and read on

https://kotaku.com/how-to-multitask-while-playing-animal-crossing-new-hor-1842514200

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:40 (one year ago) link

man, fuck that article

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:10 (one year ago) link

and it doesn’t mention audiobooks/podcasts once

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 10:12 (one year ago) link

hope more nintendo items appear in-game. got some nice areas setup on my town now: a little beach hangout, a market with stalls, a swap shop... would like to move some residents' houses but it is spenny...

||||||||, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:14 (one year ago) link

PRO TIP: instead of collecting items around the island and selling them to timmy one at a time, simply roll the rich fucker

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:12 (one year ago) link

lol

tap A to teach timmy a lesson about the real world

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:17 (one year ago) link

my island anthem
https://imgur.com/f3g1rSJ

||||||||, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:32 (one year ago) link

the second pic is very animal crossing

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 20:58 (one year ago) link

The seemingly miles of beds being set up at Javits. It is absolutely unreal to see what the National Guard & first responders have put together here in just days. pic.twitter.com/dD0AQg4PO4

— Sarah Boxer (@Sarah_Boxer) March 27, 2020

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 20:58 (one year ago) link

Heh.

My daughter has learned you can apparently travel to an island full of tarantulas, protect yourself with holes you've dug, and then harvest at will.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 March 2020 21:11 (one year ago) link

it really really annoys me that wallpaper covers up your windows

na (NA), Friday, 27 March 2020 21:59 (one year ago) link

i want to change my wallpaper but it makes me claustrophobic

na (NA), Friday, 27 March 2020 21:59 (one year ago) link

Windows vary by wallpaper, try out different ones!

silby, Friday, 27 March 2020 22:08 (one year ago) link

I got the Super Punchout wallpaper. Paired with a dirt floor and a haystack bed. Weird lifestyle I’m leading on Dang Isle, land of ripe peaches

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 27 March 2020 22:47 (one year ago) link

i got so used to the super punchout! wallpaper, my house was like a demonic hellhouse with the glowing oven

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 23:14 (one year ago) link

I still don’t have a goddamn ladder

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:47 (one year ago) link

i unlocked it late last night, just before i went to bed, and was so tired that i thought "what will i use the ladder for?"

now, it seems obvious!

you'll get it soon tomboto

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:51 (one year ago) link

I built the bridge then i located 2 of the new resident homes on a diff bit of the island not reachable by the bridge lol. I wonder how that will work.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 March 2020 03:09 (one year ago) link

Also, muttering "gotta remember to give that fish to that horse later" is a thing I say now.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 March 2020 03:10 (one year ago) link

I just unlocked a flooring and wallpaper that looks like a garbage dump. Need tires, cans, and old boots as materials. I’m so doing it.

circa1916, Saturday, 28 March 2020 17:15 (one year ago) link

the completed museum is seriously lovely, perfectly captures the tranquility of a nice lonely weekday museum trip. i'm happy for blathers

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:25 (one year ago) link

all museums should play the museum music

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:58 (one year ago) link

tom nook keeps giving me stones and now i have a billion stones. i’m sure he’s being passive-aggressive about this.

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:01 (one year ago) link

nice

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 11:04 (one year ago) link

ANYONE GOT THEM HIGH TURNIP PRICES?

the turnip lady (who has the rona btw) is into me for 170,000b at 90b a pop

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 11:05 (one year ago) link

the museum is so peaceful. nice when it is filled up too

visited an australian island earlier and managed to bag a lot of sharks...

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 12:58 (one year ago) link

love yr setup trayce!

i bought turnips for the first time. 102b/each, dammit!

i know the price fluctuates quite a bit - i guess i'mg going to sell if they get above 130 or so? is that too high of a threshold? i don't want to be selling them off on saturday night for 40b each, but even if that happens it's not the end of the world (OR IS IT)

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 14:53 (one year ago) link

I'm holding off for that sweet 200+b price point

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:06 (one year ago) link

could get a bit white knuckle towards the end of the week

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:06 (one year ago) link

apparently they can go as high as 600b?!

||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:06 (one year ago) link


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