US Politics, March 2020 — There’s a very good chance you’re not going to die.

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Meanwhile Barr is reopening 2 Immigration courts including 1 in Seattle on March 30, and Trump’s EPA is getting ready to weaken EPA rules on coal ash and mercury. Turrible

curmudgeon, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link

Yes, what we need now is looser restrictions on mercury

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link

where has Obama been through all this? I know he doesn't have to be out there but he's still the most popular figure in the party and the presumptive nominee is gonna just sleep through it

frogbs, Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

he's being careful as per usual

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link

I had the same question; what else, he's tweeting about it. Even though I think the argument that people make about Biden--he doesn't hold office, it's not his place, etc.--can more legitimately be applied to Obama as an ex-president, I still find it a weak one.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link

Having said that, something that came up with Trump the other day--has he consulted/enlisted any ex-presidents?--was even worse, I'd say: no, of course not.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link

the ghost of Andrew Jackson iirc

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link

Clinton. Bush, and Obama hate his guts and the feeling's mutual.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

Right. He hasn't, and even it the thought crossed his mind--which it didn't--he couldn't and wouldn't.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:13 (four years ago) link

Why need those Scrubs when he's got every dictator on speed dial?

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link

the ghost of Andrew Jackson iirc

this seems most accurate. he has probably spent more time looking at the painting of jackson next to his desk, having an imaginary conversation about how they're both the best presidents, than actual conversations with recent living presidents

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:19 (four years ago) link

what kind of fucking prick puts a painting of andrew jackson next to their desk? still can't get over that, after all these years

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link

I like it bc there is absolutely no fucking way he knew a single thing about Jackson until guys like Bannon got in his ear

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link

I'm sure he's seen a $20 bill in his life.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link

Clinton. Bush, and Obama hate his guts and the feeling's mutual.

(Yoda voice) there is another (/Yoda voice)

Quick, somebody ask Carter how he feels about Trump

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link

I omitted Carter on purpose; as usual he's his own man.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link

I'm sure he's seen a $20 bill in his life.


lol fair, but if that’s the standard then he’d be celebrating President Franklin, and more and more people are, who’s on the $100, which is clearly the best and biggest denomination.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link

yeah, but how many people did benjamin franklin, perhaps our nation's finest president of all, kill? gotta go for jackson

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link

I'd urge a campaign to try and get Trump talking about President Franklin but after a while watching someone proudly demonstrate their immense stupidity just becomes sad.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

I wonder, if someone asked Asshole what his job was as president, what he would say.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

to issue commands

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link

it begins

The Washington Post reports:

Seattle NPR member station KUOW has issued a statement to explain its editorial decision to refrain from broadcasting live daily briefings hosted by President Trump and including members of the White House coronavirus task force.

“After airing the White House briefings live for two weeks, a pattern of false information and exaggeration increasingly had many at KUOW questioning whether these briefings were in the best service of our mission — to create and serve a more informed public,” notes the statement, posted Wednesday afternoon.

“Of even greater concern was the potential impact of false information on the health and safety of our community.” KUOW provided three examples of bogus information stemming from the briefings. All of them — surprise — came from President Trump.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link

famed liberal media stalwart NPR

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

"someone's funding gonna get cut"
"mr pres it's already 0 except grants"
"cut those, then bill them then sue them!"

blather rinse repeat 2020 (Hunt3r), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

guy didn’t even have to start a war to get people killed

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link

sad lol

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link

NPR stations get almost no funding from the government btw

akm, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

as noted above

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

lol good ol' Chuck

Happy bday @SpeakerPelosi We often disagree but I admire your commitment 2public service &willingness to wrk w me on issues like USMCA+lowering Rx drug prices Cooperation btwn us is what itll take to get drug prices lowered Working 2gether across party lines is esp important now

— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) March 26, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

I'm still back on Grassley's weirdly horny Dairy Queen tweet

DJP, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link

has he consulted/enlisted any ex-presidents?--was even worse, I'd say: no, of course not.

He's consulting Jared, and Jared is consulting Facebook randos.

Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link

ex presidents all a bunch of losers iirc

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

Finally, a $350 billion dollar pool of “forgivable loans” will be managed by the Small Business Association’s 7(a) loan program, which is the agency’s primary lending mechanism and is used to dealing with roughly $25-30 million in loans per year, making this a monumental task for the organization.

wow, seems like at least one federal agency will be hiring, holy shit.

also, i never realized that small businesses are defined like this:

The definition of a small business is also highly suspect. It bizarrely categorizes companies by employees at specific locations, so if you have less than 500 employees at specific location, but in total have 100 locations and 500,000 employees, you are a small business. Your favorite coffee shop could be competing with Starbucks for funds.

is that specific to this legislation, or is that the general def of "small business"??

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link

Hope not. I need my buddy to get funds for his cat cafe

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/e6jD0tL.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link

I threw that out without reading it

silby, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

president trump's coronavirus

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

xp it's almost like it's a bad idea to send politically branded public health recommendations

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

although i guess the trump administration was just like "oh, so the enemies of trump will be less likely to read it? good."

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link

president trump's coronavirus

― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Thursday, March 26, 2020 4:03 PM bookmarkflaglink

Omg he infected the envelope?

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

but this holiday season...the president of the united states has infected the envelope

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

BURIED IN THE FINE PRINT: On page 203 of the stimulus bill passed late last night, there's a tax tweak that could save wealthy real estate investors $170 BILLION over 10 years.@JesseDrucker shines a spotlight on the little-noticed provision. https://t.co/8A7hiWUjpL

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) March 26, 2020

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link

Have been reading about fears of what you get through the post for that reason over today.
&including the irish guidelines booklet when that appears.
Though just thinking it might be something to keep a copy of the t booklet for checking your disbelief in years to come. Only it may not be clean, so may be dodgy.

Stevolende, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/jLGnXG0.jpg

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link

lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:32 (four years ago) link

excellent work

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link

Did trump seriously tighten sanctions against Iran yesterday?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link

He wants them to "behave like a normal nation", so what better way to set them a good example of what he means by "normal" than by killing tens of thousands of them?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link

Xp Just thinking it might be of some value as a historical curio if nobody is likely to take it seriously and keep it for any inherent value.
But people have already poisoned themselves cos they believed medical recommendations from him.

Stevolende, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link

it's probably just directions to a church

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link


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