18. third nipple19. phantom penis20. vestigial horn
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link
21. monitor brightness adjustment disorder
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:12 (four years ago) link
22. conjoined mother
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link
23. Right testicle now hanging lower than left
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
24. Apple cheeks, pear shoulders
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:22 (four years ago) link
25. Teething again
26. imaginary bodyguard
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:24 (four years ago) link
27. Believe I can swordfight
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link
28. medium intestine
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (four years ago) link
29. Slippery elbows
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:26 (four years ago) link
30. loss of bay leaf31. slow blink32. backwards knee
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link
30. gain of coordination
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link
Whoops
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:30 (four years ago) link
34. farmer tan
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:32 (four years ago) link
35. early onset butt droop
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link
36. burst into primordial soup37. it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link
38. tacos for breakfast
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:36 (four years ago) link
39. glossy brain
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link
40. bioluminescence
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link
41. linear algebra beginning to seem enjoyable
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link
42. orthonormal legs
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (four years ago) link
43. failing diagonally
― Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (four years ago) link
44. sweaty teeth
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link
45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link
46. falling up the stairs
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (four years ago) link
47. Bats in the belfry
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (four years ago) link
48 windows are jammed
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (four years ago) link
49. ectoplasmic colon
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (four years ago) link
lads we're fucked and no two ways
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (four years ago) link
50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
― 26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (four years ago) link
51. would suffer fools very gladly
― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (four years ago) link
52. uneven beard
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (four years ago) link
53. perforated fringe
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (four years ago) link
54. Persistant dry opinions
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (four years ago) link
55. perineal fog
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (four years ago) link
56. idiopathic foreskin
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:53 (four years ago) link
57. I'm alive
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link
58. hot heart and moist brain
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link
59. clothes ripped like the incredible hulk
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:03 (four years ago) link
60. enlarged navel fluff
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:06 (four years ago) link
61. cuticle arrhythmia
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:12 (four years ago) link
62. Increased spousal sensitivity to unvarnished patio furniture
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:14 (four years ago) link
63. shortness of sockets
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:21 (four years ago) link
64. incorrect use of semicolons
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:46 (four years ago) link
fuck i need tested; asap
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:54 (four years ago) link
65. urethral logorrhea
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link
66. mixcloud play queue now 3,000 NTS shows long
― a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:03 (four years ago) link
67. Matt Bianco earworm
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link
69. trouble with adhering to sequenced lists
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:13 (four years ago) link
68. Can’t suffer a gap
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
149. garden-variety garden
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:53 (four years ago) link
150. all your labels are rubbing all the wrong spots all a sudden
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
151. strange cats greet you like an old friend, dogs whine and hang back
152. strange men in waistcoats of eyecatching colour are suddenly on every corner, or so it seems.
they appear....yes....they are exchanging significant glances as you pass, like a telepathic relay
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:07 (four years ago) link
153. A shimmering phantasm appears, high in the air above Lichtenstein. You begin to feel a chill and your pants grow damp.
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:11 (four years ago) link
154. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link
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155. You are eaten by a grue.
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link
156. constantly missing the floor
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (four years ago) link
157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (four years ago) link
158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link
159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link
160. ta ta ta taaaaa
― coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (four years ago) link
161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (four years ago) link
162. the gravest sign
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link
163. Rumpofsteelskin
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link
165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link
uhh 164
― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (four years ago) link
16,500. bonkers multiples
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (four years ago) link
267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (four years ago) link
164. short term memory loss
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (four years ago) link
i’d forgotten about that one
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (four years ago) link
168. ability to feel woollens compromised
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link
169. Shameless Pillow Promotion
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link
171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
172. Goblin problems
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link
173. Radical ambivalence
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link
174. yougraine
― nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link
misanthropy
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link
176: spelt flower
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link
177. battered christ
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
178. Inexplicable taste of pink floyd in my head
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link
179. illegible tattoos180. woke cat181. the power of Greyskull
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 11:52 (two years ago) link
182. Urine > 99°C
― pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:07 (two years ago) link
183. Strangely attracted to Everest from Paw Patrol.
― two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:12 (two years ago) link