Azealia Banks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAtIGB2jiOk

her interpol cover is very good

i wanted to see what she'd been up to musically lately since this new ashnikko song is a total rip of 'heavy metal and reflective'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pfMiMdehaw

we've all had fun at her expense but I'm really concerned for her at this point (if you don't know what I'm talking about, check her IG stories)

had a look and not seeing anything that odd tbh, just her new hifi setup and her braces

Stories, not the photo grid

oh you have to wait twenty seconds to get past the first one.

yes, that is very much not good at all

ME, FIVE MINUTES AGO: why is Azealia Banks trending, what happened now-
ME, READING IN ABJECT HORROR: ...
ME, NOW: .............................................................

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evergreen post tbh

ME, AFTER READING YOUR POST AND GOOGLING: *purrs*

Uh…

she needs help

clearly paving the way for her cover of notorious football song "in your liverpool slums"

AB, having difficulty keeping up with the absurdity of the day, ups the ante

the cat was already dead? I mean, this is fucked up but fairly mundane by her standards.

not sure why she buried it first

I am looking at those last two posts and thinking "2020 has ruined us"

I'm also mad because a little voice in the back of my head keeps saying "take that, black metal"

warning: please don't google this. i regret doing so.

i mean this is a woman who ritually sacrifices chickens in her closet, difference here is we have the video I guess?

Should have waited after breakfast.

to save others, Azealia Banks dug up her dead cat and made a soup out of it

I read descriptions, I did not watch the video, because fuck watching that

"fuck watching a cat"

I didn't think it was that bad but I've lived in a small city in the South of China and am used to seeing cats and dogs used as meat, there isn't actually any animal cruelty going on.

I guess that cat getting eaten

Is this an oblique ritual commentary on her beef with Doja Cat?

It’s not that bad, would suck to be her neighbor though.

boxedjoy post

if people want to cook and eat their dead pets that's fine by me. filming yourself digging it up and preparing/cooking/eating it and sharing it with your fans is not well-adjusted behavior

I can only think of bad reasons and worse reasons to want to do that

I had to put my cat down last week. Supposed to be getting his ashes back in a nice little rosewood box. So, y'know, there are other options.

I don't know who else listened to her Instagram video from 5 months ago, but am surprised she is still alive.

what was the gist?

I don’t think she actually ate the cat? She was cleaning the bones to take it with her if I understand correctly

it sounded like a suicide note, all about how there was no point continuing and she was previously wrapping up her stuff with a final LP before the end, but now wasn't even going to do that. she had that despairing but calm tone which made it sound not really like a cry for help.

She definitely needs help asap.

Never know what to do with these mental health crises playing out in public. Ignore them becz there's nothing I can do about them? Pay attention to them and feel bad becz there's nothing I can do about them? I guess this is what "thoughts and prayers" is for.

if people want to cook and eat their dead pets that's fine by me. filming yourself digging it up and preparing/cooking/eating it and sharing it with your fans is not well-adjusted behavior

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 9:18 AM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you know it's actually not fine by me

ok but what if your dog demanded it in his will

if Oscar wants to start kicking in for the bills around here I'll be happy to listen

She's roasting Doja Cat on Instagram now apparently? Sensing a theme

literally?

^^ valid question, imo

fava beans, chianti, etc

She was trending a week or so ago for some covidiot/anti-mask BS.

boxedjoy post

I’ve known people who I could imagine having an animal skull on a shelf. Perhaps even a beloved pet’s skull. I would not ask how they got the animal to skull form, but I would hope it was hired out

some people are just DIY types and like making how-to videos, I guess

Others are just starving for the attention

I mean, not nearly on the same level as Banks here, but let's not forget that Fiona Apple used her dog's bones for her widely loved by ILM new record.

I once again had to reread Azealia’s wiki page section on her feuds. I forgot she called LdR “the hamburgler“