but srsly it does bear asking, even if one might still wonder just a teeny weeny bit about whether anybody has that much id in em
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link
a bear is the only animal children dream of without having seen or been told about. Children universally dream of bears, Tahitian children subject to no ursine influence in themselves or their ancestry, Australian children, town tikes before they ever saw a bear toy. They dream of bears.
― Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
bears: thinking about
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:52 (four years ago) link
I’ve heard that children also universally dream of trolls.
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link
Sleep! That's where I'm a troll!
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 02:08 (four years ago) link
ok thats a trollin
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:15 (four years ago) link
but is it tho?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 01:32 (four years ago) link
narrowing my eyes here
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link
rhoonadadaadada
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:56 (four years ago) link
*reconsiders*
but what IS trolling?
and has the meaning changed!
rhooooo
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:57 (four years ago) link
i feel we will get there, but this thread is going to go have to go through some things
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:56 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
i wanna reach out an grab ya
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:01 (four years ago) link
Darragh,
We've had, regrettably not for the first time, reports that you've made highly inappropriate advances towards one of our automated assistants.
You may ask any nominated rep to accompany you to the usual meeting, I might suggest 3pm today in the usual room.
Yrs,
Rhoooonadaaadadada
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
We've received numerous reports of pubic hairs clogging up the copy machine. Do you know anything about that? Rumors are that...well. Let's just say I'm into it too, we're all really into it, but there's a time and place for it.
Maintenance
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:08 (four years ago) link
Maintenance,
I've taken the liberty of sending a sample through the internal mail for your attn, the better for you to run the necessary comparison.
I placed it in a plain envelope. Should be with you at any stage over the next few days.
Regards
Darragh
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:13 (four years ago) link
RHONDAAAAA
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:21 (four years ago) link
?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
Is this about [redacted].
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
Is it trolling for FPs or trawling?
― rob, Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
Right,
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
https://maritime-executive.com/media/images/PR2019/Beam-Trawler-Z-91-Franson-1-_lowres.57c0ad.jpg
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
Trawling occurs port side for topical reasons.
― Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link
hoping we can get obvious troll account banned, poster is, like many trolls, not nearly as funny as they think they are
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link
wtf is that mickey mouse iphone looking vessel
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link
if we have one obvious troll poster we have fifty
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link
can we get a status on dennis please, and estimates on how covid has affected progress
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 April 2020 01:41 (four years ago) link
Greetings Teammates!
In these uncertain times, I am sure you are all wondering about the status of your employment here. I have good news to share from management. After consultation with senior government officials, it has been determined that Trolling has been declared an essential service, and thus, all requests for paid sick leave, paid child care leave, or vacation time have been denied.
It's all hands on deck!
Best,
Rhonda!!
― sarahell, Sunday, 12 April 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link
Attention Members of the Following Departments: Narcissism of Small Differences, Custodial
Effective immediately you are being reassigned to the Trolling Support Department. Please report to Karl Malone for assignments related to compiling and posting "memes" and infographics.
Warmest Regards,
― sarahell, Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
Thank You, Rhonda.
Effective Immediately, Everyone Must Come Up with an Infographic to Explain Their Job Functions to Management. Please Assume, for this Exercise, that Management has No Idea what You are Actually Doing. All Background Information Must be Incorporated into the Infographic.
Due EOD. BEST!
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
den gon international
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 19:01 (four years ago) link
FYI - the person in charge of accounts receivable at the Electrical Testing Company is actually named Rhonda
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
All,
In these trying times, OpDen has somewhat understandably been sidelined while we focus on our core tasks.
But we are encouraged to see its principles applied throughout the organisation and watch with interest.
Rhonda, pls forward this to anyone without access.
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 8 May 2020 09:38 (four years ago) link
as in you want me to c&p yr post to 50 threads at the top of SNA? I think I could get banned for that?
Please advise!Rhonda!
― sarahell, Friday, 8 May 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
dare u
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 8 May 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
y/n?
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 May 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
Who is the self-proclaimed king of the trolls? Out yourself!
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 10 May 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
thats not the magic phrase
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 May 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
Well?
― pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link
The real question tho is: would ilxor.com survive without the periodic jolt to the heart trolling (whether intentional or not, that's neither here nor there) providentially provides?
― pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
“survive”?
― brimstead, Sunday, 31 May 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link
Good point.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
sorry I don’t understand the question
― brimstead, Sunday, 31 May 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
Drama is fuel for message boards.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link
most trolling is ruined by the fact that we feel like the troller is winking too much. bring back the random googlers who said hilarious dumb shit in earnest and were meme-worthy
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 May 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link
also RHONDA
xp britney can i get your sister email why because she look intersting
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 1 June 2020 05:09 (three years ago) link
vs
As intriguing as I find hip-hop in terms of the beats or the wordsmithing, I find the braggadocio tiresome
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 1 June 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link
we never use the phrase "flame war" anymore
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Monday, 1 June 2020 05:15 (three years ago) link
that's because elmoflames / thisisfine.gif etc
― j., Monday, 1 June 2020 05:17 (three years ago) link