Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

Please stop voting for this man. Please. Dear God. PLEASE. pic.twitter.com/b2q0ro5BKO

— The Other Beth, who hates all of you (@BethLynch2020) March 24, 2020

In the history of live television interviews there has never been one this awkward, not ever. 🥴 pic.twitter.com/8S6bChlaTO

— Amy (@MaybeAmes) March 24, 2020

oh cool a pandemic counter jesus fucking christ

BIDEN 2020: NO MALARKEY

BIDEN 2020: NO, NO, PROBABLY BEST I DON'T

I saw it live. He sounded awful the first two minutes, after which he hit the right notes of pathos *shrug*

"Please stop voting for this man."

Okay. I'll vote for Donald Trump.

These people are fucking stupi.

I won't finish the sentence.

One assumes she's rhetorically addressing conceptual voters in the 27 territories yet to vote for Biden or an opponent.

Bernie is remaining in as well he should, has announced his participation in April debate

no need to get into November yet

so, Tara Reade.

Just rewatched the Sharknado series and she may be one of science fiction's most amazing cyborgs.

go ahead and vote for Joe; it's the political equiv of "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

people who don't realize Joe is as electable as Jill Stein are fucking stupi

I won't finish the sentence.

Simon, what do you make of the allegation?

2800 viewers! https://t.co/Y67Rrj489Q

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) March 26, 2020

I meant to watch this! But I was making dinner.

By February, Reade learned that no assistance could be provided because Biden was a candidate for federal office, and assisting a case against him, Time’s Up said, could jeopardize the organization’s nonprofit status.

https://theintercept.com/2020/03/24/joe-biden-metoo-times-up/

Morbs, what do you make of the allegation? Do you find it credible?

I certainly can’t speak to the veracity of these claims but it’s going to be wild as hell watching a bunch of well-heeled libs quickly find the limits of Believe Women

That's pretty much where I'm at.

Krystal Ball is interviewing her today apparently

I find it so despairing that this is what people take from this. A very serious allegation about sexual assault, and the main thing is if it will own the libs.

We're still figuring out the rules of the post #MeToo age, and I think this should help establish a very serious one: Don't spread allegations of sexual assault you aren't willing to stand behind.

It's not about "owning the libs" for me, it's about how awful and poisoned the discourse around it is so obviously going to be (if it even gets traction)

I really don't think anyone should ever spend time on these things if they aren't willing to take a stand on the veracity of the allegation.

I don’t believe it’s the libs who are going to get “owned”. At least not in the near term. This will pass without much fanfare. Biden will be the nominee (if he doesn’t die), and he will shit the bed in the general in a spectacular, historical fashion.

That stand might be 'we'll never know', but that's still a stand. And not the one I am at right now, to be honest.

I don't have any more info than the avg reader

is there a pattern of Biden behavior that fits? seems so.

I want him gone for his many crimes, we could add this to the pile

It's completely different from the other allegations, so no, it doesn't fit the pattern at all

The main reason I find it hard to believe is that it's the second story Tara Reade has told about Biden, it's completely different than the first one, and she is now saying she was adjusting the first story make it more believable among the other allegations. But that this is the one that is true. That gives me pause a lot.

If an accuser admits to having told a not-entirely-true story about the accused once, I really don't automatically believe them the second time.

And I don't think that is anti-feminist

Fred, who do you think is most likely for Biden's running mate and/or replacement should anything go wrong?

Regardless of its veracity, this is the least surprising thing ever.

I have no idea who will be his running mate. Who are the frontrunners, Stacey Abrams or Tammy Baldwin?

Biden Wasserman Schultz 2020

the fact that he is the nominee is very unfortunate for many reasons. pete buttigieg would have been preferable.

2008 Biden Hologram 2020

yeah he was my least favorite in that field, next to Bloomberg I guess

He’s not the nominee yet ffs

he is not the nominee, and stranger things have happened

xp

(cue Soto handwaving)

I have a slight optimistic hope that he will do extra well among conservative shitheads, but that's all I've got. Oh yeah, he might die in office, guess that's positive too? Saw someone on twitter say he wasn't in the top ten of the field, and that's where I am as well.

he's not going to get many votes from self-identifying conservatives.

the best bet is that he remains a cipher -- a generic dem representing a "return to normalcy" -- and that this is enough to push him over the top.

literally: "push"

the one argument for Biden as opposed to Bernie is that if he gets into office most people can go on with their lives without having to think about politics all the time, which is something that you probably would not get with Sanders. I realize this is a poor and selfish argument but I feel like this is what a lot of his supporters are thinking. They just want politics out of their lives.

fwiw I do trust 538's forecast that Biden is 99% likely to win it but if there was a blue moon type event that could push the longshot over the top, I think we're living it right now

if he gets into office most people can go on with their lives without having to think about politics all the time

or as Dennis Perrin says, "liberals go back to sleep"

as they did for 8 years of drones and surveillance w/ Big Bam

Biden’s polling numbers vs Bernie are going up not down iirc