ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS

The trader guy gave me an animated wallpaper that looks like the background of punchout!(!)

You mean your interior is now a giant pixelated crowd at a lopsided fight?

We need to make an #ACNH channel in the poxyfule slack so we can notify each other when airport gates are open

oooooh there’s a poxyfule slack!

btw i bought this and my airport is open but i don’t especially know what i’m doing

This is officially the game of not knowing what you’re doing. As long as you bumble around for a little bit each day good things just start happening to you

Search for “poxyfule.slack” in answers/posts and you should find the invite link

lovely, cheers

I got up to 49/50 succesful fish catches in a row to do one of my nookmiles... and fucked up the 50th catch >_<

lol I will not be chasing that dragon

Im a fishing addict!

there's way too many instances where the fish grabs the lure right away and then bloops, or something else in the house distracts me for just long enough to screw everything up. silby otm

what do people do when they visit other people's towns? hit up their shops and nook ATM, steal some fruit... what else?

Goof around. Get on a voice chat and talk. Visit their house. Etc.

i was really confused about fishing at first, but i think i figured out the secret (?)

(doesn't it have to do with how hard it taps on your lure?)

count as a visitor towards the host's "host the most" nook miles

xxl

when it pulls the bobber under the water tap A

it'll nudge it 0-4 times first

i didn't even catch the visual cue, more the haptic feedback cue - it's noticeably more forceful when it pulls the bobber under, vs the little nibbles before

i'm playing on a lite so no haptic feedback, apparently a handicap here

Theres 3 things: visual splash, audible BLOOP and the haptic feedback - once you get used to it, it becomes muscle memory, except when I get itchy trigger finger on catch #50 grumble

depositing bells into savings is depressing as hell when you’re unemployed in the real world

FOCUS, Tracy!

:P

I didn’t know there was a reward for consecutive successes so I’m definitely going to chase that dragon

yeah its part of the nook miles stuff. which is remeiscent of the reward system in the sims

jfc, sorry trayce, not Tracy! I’m falling apart over here

Haha I thought you said Tracy on purpose to scold me, like my mom does :D

the museum is so sick

mine should be completed today! looking forward to checking in on it.

the iron nuggets x30 task is taking me a while to complete. i make the rounds every day with my shovel, but usually only pick up 5 or 6 per go around, tops.

i got hopped up on native pears early on and destroyed several of my large rocks, so i'm thinking maybe i permanently destroyed a few of them? (not sure about that)

i got desperate the other day and buried a small rock in the ground. hopefully it'll somehow grow into a large rock.

i want to get h*gh and wander around the museum. though right now it's pretty empty.

you know timmy is vaping 94/7

can't wait for tom nook to hawk me a reskinned juul

wish players other than player one could unlock the museum and such :/

if you want to start over and put a kid in charge you're probably running out of time for the loss to be tolerable

a kid is already in charge -- i just have to convince her to get the museum built!

ah in that case what you need is your own Switch ;)

i did make a splashy quarantine gaming purchase but it wasn't a second switch (it was a Quest, on the heavy urging of an israeli friend who kept sending me videos of his kids loving it)

should i buy this and bully my partner into playing with me when i shouldn't be spending disposable cash in any case as we're about to go into a real life economic depression Y/N

uh yeah, of course

like I can't imagine a more cost-effective purchase if you're planning to be broke and insane for the indefinite future

a kid is already in charge -- i just have to convince her to get the museum built!

― Mordy, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 11:21 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe you can provide the necessary supplies and leave them for her? i haven't tried it yet but can you just drop the items on the ground near the museum-spot without them disappearing?

yes, probably. i can also just tell her she needs to do the stuff. first step is giving tom nook 5 critters. the problem was that until i did some research to figure out how to unlock the museum i didn't even realize this was a thing bc it doesn't come up as an option when i talk to to nook. (also i now see why she has cooler stuff than me -- like the other island residents give her DIY recipes but they've never given them to me probably bc they know i'm just a tertiary player chump.)

hahaha

I'm not "Player One" and I was able to give Blathers everything he needed to open the museum. Don't understand the problem tbf.

it's the "pre-museum" phase that the Island Representative has to do, you have to give Tom Nook 5 things to invite Blathers.

i think i would be a very bad parent because i think my first instinct would be to bribe the child irl to do the thing you want her to do in the game

like "hey, if you donate these 5 pieces for the museum in the game, maybe we'll go out and get some ice cream later! ....(after coronavirus is over, ahhaha)"

yeah the first couple days of the game have some railroaded stuff that you have to do to open things up and i think after that the primary player stops mattering as much

oh that's good to know. i was bummed that there was all this content i won't get to see.

setup a swap shop. will post up a dodo code later
https://i.imgur.com/FZEPkP9.jpg

alright i'm downloading, you fuckers better give me stuff

should i post the only negative take i've seen so we can tear it down?

We are all seeking an escape. It’s that desperate need for the world to slow down, for the people to take a minute, for Republicans to develop an ounce of compassion, Democrats to grow any sort of backbone, and all us schmucks with zero power to just...take a goddamn breath. Animal Crossing, a game where you join a bunch of anthropomorphic animals on an island, is literally a virtual escape from the world. When you show up ready to board the plane that’s what the two little raccoons even tell you. Animal Crossing is meant to be the balm to our anxiety riddled little lives. Only it sucks beyond measure.

I am not unfamiliar with Animal Crossing. I definitely ignored my friends for hours while they played it and I smoked vodka-spiked hookah back in like 2005 (don’t do that). I gamely checked it out on the Nintendo DS and gave up when I missed like two days of gameplay and all my in-game friends abandoned me (don’t do that either). I even spent some time with the mobile version of it a few years ago. Most things are pretty consistent from incarnation to incarnation.

You are a human in a world of cartoon animals that speak in a digital rhythm that Nintendo translates into human-speak in text bubbles below them. You collect fruit and bugs and rocks. You build stuff. You go into massive debt to a bunch of raccoons and work all day and night to pay off that debt.

Which is really my problem with this game. Right now the real world we’d all like a vacation from is run by capitalists with no concept of beneficial socialism. Powerful men and women think a single $1,200 check will make up for months and months of lost income. These people will gladly give trillions to billion-dollar corporations but let hospitals languish. People starve and children go uneducated.

The world is already run by the raccoons so why on Earth would I want to deal with them in a game?

Animal Crossing isn’t the only real-life sim that puts you into a grind similar to the one you probably experience in the actual world day-to-day. Games like The Sims and Stardew Valley can absolutely feel like work. You get up. You work your butt off. You welcome the sweet release of sleep at the end of the day.

But those games are a lot less aggressively simulacrums of the capitalism you’re forced to reckon with daily. By forcing you into a long term and unwilling relationship with a landlord/loanshark raccoon, Animal Crossing is a closer reminder of the world we’re living in. At a moment when so many folks are clamoring for a rent freeze, the last thing I want to do is head into a simulation where that’s not even close to a possibility.

My many friends and co-workers would claim that I should just play Animal Crossing more (Gizmodo Editor in Chief Kelly Bourdet told me not to write this blog until I’d played for at least a week). They would say I should embrace the best-loved feature of the game—seamlessly traveling to your real-life friends’ island to hang out or wreck their own digital limbos.

But I didn’t want real-life people in my real-life house before a highly contagious pandemic made standing close or touching hands a veritable Victorian scandal. Why would I want you on the overgrown island that I am but a serf inhabiting?

So, even though I’ve only played 5 minutes of the game and done little more than erect a tent on a patch of land I do not own, I can safely say Animal Crossing sucks and Stardew Valley rulez.

https://gizmodo.com/animal-crossing-needs-a-rent-freeze-1842495016