TP eradication - what will u use instead?

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Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!

— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 20, 2020

some of you are enjoying this (gyac), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:23 (two months ago) link

Well that explains a lot

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:26 (two months ago) link

Green New Deal btfo.

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:28 (two months ago) link

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob then get rubbed on mike huckabee’s winking starfish

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:30 (two months ago) link

> the cover of a yes album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9LlSsg1_Q

Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:32 (two months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:01 (one month ago) link

jfk blown away

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:05 (one month ago) link

i am going to use "running really fast"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:06 (one month ago) link

running with my legs

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:06 (one month ago) link

upping fart routine

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:08 (one month ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:01 (one month ago) link

glad to my nerd ropes are safe

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:02 (one month ago) link

lol this thread is vmic

crüt, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:08 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i4BMGyyIf8

forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:58 (one month ago) link

bought a bidet today

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:59 (one month ago) link

disappointed that Tim and Eric wasn't the Rick Astley song wif new words

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 21:13 (one month ago) link


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