Chose neanderthal's shower
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
how many times am i going to have to post this on ilx before u goddamn savages start listening
“But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.”
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, March 21, 2020 3:11 PM bookmarkflaglink
Oh u just try gettin in!
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link
Rabelais otm
― coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHHCrK8X0AQhOy4.png
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 20, 2020
― some of you are enjoying this (gyac), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
Well that explains a lot
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
Green New Deal btfo.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob then get rubbed on mike huckabee’s winking starfish
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
> the cover of a yes album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9LlSsg1_Q
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 March 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link
jfk blown away
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:05 (four years ago) link
i am going to use "running really fast"
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link
running with my legs
upping fart routine
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:08 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link
glad to my nerd ropes are safe
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:02 (four years ago) link
lol this thread is vmic
― crüt, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:08 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i4BMGyyIf8
― forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
bought a bidet today
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link
disappointed that Tim and Eric wasn't the Rick Astley song wif new words
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 21:13 (four years ago) link