love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

od the Sunak love out there is unhinged. Never trust a Tory.
― stet, Friday, March 20, 2020 5:34 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao he's not doing all these bazookas out the good of his heart. lad's staring into the teeth of a depression. expect more to come still

latest from my boss re:the government "Must say Can’t sing enough praise for them!!!!"

cannot say how glad I am that I am at home and do not have to be in office with her while she expresses these opinions

tbf tho tonight's package is huuuuuge

Free Mubi for 90 days via my local independent cinema organization, nice work Mubi.

self-employed ppl seem to think they are fucked

Pubs should remain open for key workers

Yeah which will have the added benefit of encouraging more recruits

That thing Johnson said about you might wanna give it one last night night out but don't, does that mean pubs/restaurants shutter up after closing time tonight? Or earlier?

(not going out but we did fancy a takeaway tonight)

Takeaways are supposed to be fine, Daniel. He said as soon as they practically can. And restaurants can still do takeaways.

Cool, thanks.

Technically, could the self-employed lay themselves off from their own business?

the Sunak love out there is unhinged

Archetypal example of the kind of accomplished young man yr nan is a bit sweet on.

I can't stand to look at his stupid jug-eared head tbh.

^

Not even the sight of these Thatcherite cunts falling back on socialism is enough to make me watch so much of a millisecond of any of their announcements and press conferences.

so fucking rude of them to announce the job support scheme at 6pm on a friday, when so many will go into the weekend unsure whether or not this will help save their job!

My son has a job at Odeon and apparently he'll get covered by the scheme so small mercies, not thanking a Tory tho ever

Takeaways are supposed to be fine, Daniel

should've checked this thread sooner, was just thinking takeaway thoughts but sadly put something in the oven instead

what's going to be more annoying, if Tory Fake Socialism works and they're hailed as geniuses for it, or if some drawback is seized upon by the press and forever more we hear "we tried to be nice in an emergency and we found out that we you just can't have nice things"?

need a ranked index of the covid safety of all uk takeaway options

reckon chips will be top so i'm sticking with those until someone proves me wrong

I did come out for Last Night of the Pubs and bought four pints of TAKEAWAY ale (in little plastic cartons) and I’m following a strict procedure of decanting into a glass, disinfecting hands and then taking the glass through to the living room. Even then it’s a daft risk to take (really felt like I was walking into a fucking incubator) but pubs have been good to me despite everything and I wanted to drink goodbye to normalcy

FWIW I'm only being fulsome in my praise now in case I end up joining the rest of you in the Rishi Gulak.

I can see you've not installed the Tankie-autocorrect app yet, Matt!

"not thanking a Tory tho ever"

Stephen Milligan deserves some praise tbf!

I taught in a summer school at Stephen Milligan's old school, they still have his name in their list of notable alumni carved into a plaque on the common room wall.

Boris Johnson, asked if he'll be seeing his mum this mother's day, says: "I hope I'll get to see her."

The actual prime minister, publicly making clear he hopes to ignore the life-saving advice of his own scientists.

It is not an exaggeration to say those seven words will kill

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) March 20, 2020

(xp) Reminds me I need to stock up on tangerines tomorrow.

... to eat, I hasten to add, I ain't no Tory.

Reminds me I need to stock up on poppers and tights

tom peck give your head a wobble

how does this 80% scheme actually work then? will all pub, cafe etc workers be covered? assume you don't need to have CV19 to take advantage?

Tom prick

Yeah straight away if they’re salaried, which I’m guessing most aren’t. Don’t need to be sick. And casual staff are covered by an average earnings scheme HMRC runs?

Fundamentally not doing much for the non-salaried. A lot of ppl are on the line. And then there is this:

imo a grave mischaracterisation of the UK. they are not carrying out the effective parts of the "wuhan-like response", like mass testing. workplaces are still open. transport is packed. there is little to indicate they're not still going for herd immunity https://t.co/qgzxqzFQOE

— joolsd (@joolsd) March 20, 2020

This has pretty much been my position anyway since they went shit, but fuck Picturehouse

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/mar/20/outrage-picturehouse-cinema-staff-redundant-coronavirus-immediate-effect

Somebody should be compiling a list of these companies and the people making these decisions

They’re making a list
They’re lying in wait
Gonna find out who’s
Guillotine bait

Picturehouse should be denied assistance, what a bunch of Tories

Xxp Jack Monroe is doing one on Twitter

Right let's do this. I'm making a #Covid19ShitList for all shops and companies who have treated their staff badly, failing to provide for them, reducing or removing sick pay or healthcare benefits, firing them, making them homeless. SEND ME NAMES AND DETAILS.

— 🌈👩‍🍳📚Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) March 20, 2020

Good lad

Thread quickly turns into "let's cheer the good guys of capitalism to be positive" wankery

Reminds me I need to stock up on poppers and tights

twitter is bad
xp

xp I used to get such brutal amyl hangovers I probably don't have the constitution for it nowadays

That's why it's unopened. Ditto.

Lol my second regular pub has gone to £1.50 a pint tonight to get rid of as much stock as poss. Tragically can't be arsed to change out of pyjamas. I've been craving sweeties for the last hour.

A mate's local in Leeds is selling all its stock at £1 a pint

I know it's terrible but the thought of all these masques of the red death going off tonight tickles me

You can teck my bread and milk, but get your nervous sweaty disease spreading hands off my bup, you panic buying part time pisshead cunts!

I actually saw signs of booze panic buying earlier, much more hench dudes with 18 packs balanced on their heads out of heatwave season than usual.

jack monroe a she iirc!

Yeah I know it was a kneejerk "lad"

The Government has published more information on the cancellation of GCSEs and A-Levels which says exam boards will ask teachers to submit judgments about grades they think their students would have received if exams had gone ahead

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) March 20, 2020

This is bad news. Massively disadvantages students from minority and less affluent backgrounds who consistently outperform teacher expectations. Given that we don’t know that the next university / school year won’t also be disrupted, idk whether it’s not just better to write the year off and start again when we can.