ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?

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lol lxy

get those votes in. important stuff going on here.

too right.

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lol, only dan voted no.

My policy of not voting for one high school friend over another led me to abstain.

This may have been an error.

in politics, this sort of vote is known as a mandate

it's business time.

SARA THIS IS NOT WHAT IS KNOWN IN THE VERNACULAR AS "LEGALLY BINDING"

ha ha ha, don't worry Dan; I think you know that if I was going to send someone poop, that you wouldn't be the first person on my list.

Not that I'll name names or anything.

dan might find it more reassuring to not be on the list at all.

estela, let me assure you that Dan is on my "nice" list, not my "naughty" list.

aw <3

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKE

Sara fails to mention that poop gets sent to both the naughty and nice lists, it's just that the naughty list also gets Larry the Cable guy DVDs.

Dan, is it easier for you to receive packages at home or at work?

Apparently John is acting as my Christmas secretary this year.

I appreciate his help, but I think we need to focus on Christmas cards here.

http://fedex.kinkos.com/locations/

http://www.ziploc.com/

http://www.poopdoc.com/

THANKS IRISH, BUT I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES NOW

http://www.peanutsandcorn.com/

That is not a recipe for cookies. ;_;

PRIORITIES SARA. THEY ARE WHAT MADE THIS COUNTRY STRONG.

John is magic in that he is even less helpful than I imagine him to be.

WELL?

I can't believe you're trying to make me feel guilty for NOT sending Dan poop in the mail!

Wait, no, what am I talking about, I can totally believe that.

HEY LOOK AT ME IM SARA RC IM A SLACKER I DONT EVEN BUMP THAT OTHER THREAD CONSISTENTLY ENOUGH TO KEEP THE THREAD TITLE BOOOOOOOOO. ALSO I AM A POOPHOARDER AND RUINED DANS CHRISTMAS.

John, it's so good to see that you're still the charming guy I met in high school. I feel sure that I can find a special, if late, Christmas gift, just for you.

I wonder if I can get Dan to help me plan something...

hahahaha this plan was doomed to, ahem, "backfire"

Dan, meet me later for brainstorming session.

I MOVE TO IMPEACH SARA R-C

ITR CONSTITUENTS DEMAND ACTION, RESULTS

John is just worried about what I might send him in the mail.

And deservedly so.

I'm sure it will be something poopy nice!

Assuredly so.

BUMP AS BIRTHDAY SUGGESTION

Get to work yourself on this yourself if you want to, Scurvy. Just don't blame me when you and Dan have a Big Fight.

(Yes, I know that is you, John; you can't hide behind exclamation points and not expect me to recognize you. I think I know you better than THAT.)

might be Dan, you ever think of that, LADY KNOW-IT-ALL?

Yeah, first of all, you really don't look THAT much alike, second of all, I hardly think Dan is going to try to persuade me to send him poop in the mail.

Now get your ass to bed; you're sick and you need to get better. (Clearly you must have a high fever if you think I was going to believe you were Dan for ONE SECOND.)

Sara, I think you should consider mailing Dan poop.

i like the way this jergiins fellow thinks.

Well, you both obviously know what I'll be giving you for YOUR birthdays.

A VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HI DERE POLL