Celebrities With Herpes (NOT A CMAN THREAD)

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oh wait dean did I confuse you with Gear!?

Gear!

Dirt: easily confused with deanomgwtf!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

You must be proud of yourself, then?

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, Um, they have dirt about SERENA ALTSCHUL? HAS THIS THING BEEN UPDATED SINCE 1997?

― Homosexual II, Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, ok, stence. I was going to say "b-b-b-but my roommate posted on this thread."

But yeah, Gear makes shit up.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

haha mandeeee i kiss you!@!@@!@ xpost

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

mark stood there, eyes averted, as an assistant scrolled down to the end of the thread.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I read the 1st post, then posted. It's a pretty sucky idea. Maybe it's a seppo thing.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

what's wrong with you

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I just think it's a really fucking dumb thing to start a thread about. Seriously.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

.. there's nothing I love more than being called a seppo.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.hasagroup.fi/hasafi/seppo.jpg

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

seppuku?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

fucks a seppo?

this thread is classic.

― artdamages (artdamages), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

anonymous dirt (g00gleproofed against libel):

Cel!ne D!on recently hired a vocal coach as her vocal chords are apparently completely corroded due to years of bulimia.

Mar!lyn Man$on is a prescription pill junkie who is fairly docile when he's high but kind of a douche when he's not doped up.

K@te mo$$ is a loud, stupid egomaniac groupie, very cheap, once she changed her baby's diaper (with poop) in a pub at the table and left it on the windowsill.

Jud3 L@w is supposedly very bi, and sleeping with a member of a past-it britpop sensation. That's what broke up his marriage - the N!cole
k!dm@n thing was a front.

Ew@n MacGr3gor is a total philanderer. His wife sometimes hires a minder for him.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

also, N!ck N0lte goes to (Smog) shows.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

(FYI: Indexing on this thrad has been turned off and the direct link to the gossip site hase been removed. In the future, could we perhaps take a little bit of time to think about whether starting slanderous threads on ILE are a good idea? FFS.)

― MODERATOR (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Dean I will get you for slander!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Gear!, you devil! Let's settle it at the Tar Pits.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 24 June 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm coming after you! (speaking of tar)

http://www.onthisdayinoregon.com/images/02_09.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil

dirt: likes mayo, hates iced tea.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 24 June 2004 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

that's pretty much it, yeah.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 24 June 2004 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Name Kiefer Sutherland

Dirt: he is the grandson of late Saskatchewan Premier Tommy Douglas. Douglas is the chief architect of Canada's universal healthcare system.

SCANDAL!

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 24 June 2004 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm gonna be a dick and complain that this stuff is really unpleasant - reporting on whether kids of celebrities have learning disabilities or are fat? That's not cool. I did like the punchline to this one, though - R0b3rt D1n3r0 "likes to party with hookers; digs black chicks; cheated on both of his wives; banged Ashley Judd during the filming of 'Heat'; very shy person"

I know you don't believe this crap, and it's just fun. I just wanted to say how unpleasant (again) I find it. If I read it and didn't say anything I'd feel bad, because I kinda enjoyed reading them - especially the ones about dead people, and the ones that are actually unknowable. Anyway, sorry.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 25 June 2004 03:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops, left a name in there - could it be changed?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 25 June 2004 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Living in L.A. I've heard a lot of that stuff (Pffy and M@ze, Trvlta and the young doods, Cybl = evil, Witny, etc). But it's still pretty vile stuff, since a lot of it ISN'T true (I know a girl who was the nanny for Casper Vn Dn until a few weeks ago and he was still living with the woman in question). And I'm always uncomfortable with sexuality being waved about, it makes the gossip mongerers sound like puritanical sky-is-falling ninnies, which might be what they are.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I despise this sort of crap. Like one of them says dirtgay.

By all means dirt someone whos an asshole. but when its that they may be gay!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 June 2004 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Name Anderson Cooper

Dirt likes esctacy and freaky sex

!!!!!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Anderson Cooper does NOT return email, btw.

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

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