Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

the other said teams didn't work on his laptop so could we use skype

been lots of problems with teams today:

https://venturebeat.com/2020/03/16/microsoft-teams-struggles-as-coronavirus-pushes-millions-to-work-from-home/

I've got a head temperature of 96.0 which according to google may be a sign of hypothermia! I've proven the thermometer by testing it on my son who is a very normal 98.4. Although an ear reading was up to 96.8 - maybe I'm not going to die just yet and just am an abnormally cold blooded mofo!

lol I think I did read something about average temperatures trending down, for some reason.

I've been taking my temperature daily (and read the same thing), which is probably a stupid thing to do--the very definition of looking for an excuse to panic.

I went to the large grocery store to see if they got back in stock one of our must items (they didn't) and it seems that people are finally hoarding here. It's Monday morning and I have never seen it that busy or the shelves so empty. I felt obligated to get a 4 pack of toilet paper.

the other said teams didn't work on his laptop so could we use skype

been lots of problems with teams today:

https://venturebeat.com/2020/03/16/microsoft-teams-struggles-as-coronavirus-pushes-millions-to-work-from-home/

― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, March 16, 2020 9:18 AM (forty minutes ago)

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cImRzKXOs

the website that our kids are supposed today, by the Académie de Paris, is overloaded and not loading for anyone. it's fine, give everyone a week to figure things out, slow down, we're really not in a hurry w/ this whole online school thing.

my forehead temperature is apparently under 35 so the forehead strip thermometer I bought which starts at 36 is no use.

(is this bad? it's been the case for both me and the bf for 10 days and we feel fine, more or less. we are middle-aged and the internet does note that your forehead temperature decreases with age, though the articles are mainly about elderly people, which we would like to insist we are not!)

I've started using a general-purpose IR thermometer on forehead and back of throat every day or two, since I figure all I can do is check it's staying level, but if it does go up by a few degrees then I'll still only have a "normal" temperature, so hopefully I won't need to urgently convince any medical professionals that I have a fever at that point

I should add that my oldest daughter, in classe préparatoire, has had online classes since 8h this morning, but her teachers are using zoom rather than something proprietary.

fuck, that video is intense. i guess we're going in.

The management of my office building just closed the fitness center until further notice. My only issue is that I lugged my exercise clothes in on the bus today (and I won't be seeing Nick, but I tell myself I'm probably better off without him). Oh, well.

Considering treating myself to a restaurant meal (dine-in) on the assumption that any places that haven't yet pivoted to take-out only will do so in the near future. And near where I live there's a German place that gets so little visible traffic that I sometimes wonder how they survive. I wouldn't be surprised if it or other little neighborhood businesses don't survive the pandemic.

Also wondering what happens to bandwidth when kids start distance learning.

There were already reports of households being unable to access remote learning sites.

welp someone in my office officially tested positive. first of many, no doubt

trying to work from home while facilitating 2 kids doing "remote/distance learning" and 1 pre-K kid just cruising in boredom is god tier difficulty level

Well, I was overyjoyed that my job finally authorized working from home, but it looks like the VPN connection is overwhelmed, so I'll probably have to go in anyway (or use a sick day). At least I took my time and made cornbread this morning.

What's the obsession with VPNs, do you all work for spy agencies?

It's absolutely not necessary for this job/industry imho.

I mean in public WiFi of course. Maybe companies just like to think that they are important enough to be a target of sophisticated espionage.

no noel i work for a healthcare organization dealing with protected health information, how on earth would I be able to do my job over an insecure connection?

When I worked for a big publishing org we had to have VPN with a stupid passcode key dongle that changed every minute, just to access the company records and the purchase ordering system. Which I mean I guess that's sensitive stuff but also what's a hacker going to do, order an extra 5000 Joyce Meyer reprint?

interesting interview here from german virologist handling cases there, mentions diarrhoea being a common symptom which I've not heard elsewhere

https://www.faz.net/aktuell/gesellschaft/gesundheit/coronavirus/virologe-hendrik-streeck-ueber-corona-neue-symptome-entdeckt-16681450.html

I got a p intense, slightly mysterious flu w/ diarrhoea in early february after coming back from amsterdam, wonder if there's any chance I was an early case?

Hmm… I thought it wasn't, hence all the jokes about how stockpiling TP makes it seem like a cholera pandemic is unfolding as we speak.

There was a very good thing in the NYT (I think covid stuff is free to read, not linking it so I don't stress people out) about two chinese women doctors in their early 30s who had it and it described their different progressions. Diarrhea and vomiting were symptoms.

no noel i work for a healthcare organization dealing with protected health information, how on earth would I be able to do my job over an insecure connection?

Same

From what I read, diarrhea is a possible symptom, but not a common one.

he's saying 1/3 of the cases in germany have diarrhoea. diarrhoea and flu is an odd combo generally, no?

3.7% of cases involved diarrhoea according to Wikipedia.

Worldwide, that is. Data comes from the WHO.

Just looked, and if some 88% of people get a fever, supposedly only 4% get cloudy with a chance of diarrhea. Maybe data is changing?

At work this morning we were told, even if we close the building to the public, we'll still have to come into work while they think up stuff for us to do. Also, the entire organization has run out of hand sanitizer and some of us have to pass material back and forth to the public all day.

Yes, it's the UK, folks!

Not to worry, you'll have the last laugh as Britons are about to develop a super-herd immunity that will be the envy of foreign nations the world over.

Made in Scotland, from girders.

Too bad Sears Sears catalogs aren't still ubiquitous

Gonna be striding around empty Italian tourist destinations with my super-Brit immunity radiating off me like a glow.

Not like these dickheads in Spain nb:

Outrageous the behavior of #British tourists in #Benidorm, amid the #coronavirus pandemic. Is somebody going to do something? @BBCnews @BorisJohnson @interiorgob @sanchezcastejon pic.twitter.com/bcv9enh3wo

— Maria Lluïsa Vivó (@mllvivo) March 15, 2020

wtf I love martial law now

many xps here:

I think a lot of large corporations have a VPN because traditionally, having all your shit on the intranet was the way things went. And companies are slow to change.

fortunately I was able to figure out how to navigate the vpn I need for work without installing an app (a couple of people on the sysadmin subreddit said it was relatively non-intrusive, but still, the only google results being their oracle-esque corporate propaganda did not fill me with hope) but am not looking forward to being coerced into the general privacy catastrophe that is most remote apps; I don't know what I'll do if/when something asks me to use zoom

honestly, zoom's presumptive security holes last year were them trying to solve unintuitive UI issues (clicking a link in a browser and it either downloading a file or giving a weird prompt instead of just opening their app) with insanely bad hacks. afaict they've fixed that idiocy and it's a pretty good piece of software

we're trying to switch to telehealth in a week but i honestly have no idea how patients are going to access it -- phone appointments are permissible for pts that refuse to come to clinic, but discouraged because (wait for it) we can't bill

How many of those tourists in Spain are going to be dead in a month? jfc.

This has me a bit scared -

Coronavirus & Age:

•64% of those critically ill in Italy are under 70
•50%+ of those critically ill in France are under 60
•50%+ of those critically ill in Netherlands are under 50
•80% of those just infected in Portugal are under 60

— Tory Fibs (@ToryFibs) March 16, 2020

we're trying to switch to telehealth in a week but i honestly have no idea how patients are going to access it -- phone appointments are permissible for pts that refuse to come to clinic, but discouraged because (wait for it) we can't bill

― gbx

that is already changing fwiw

just got the email I've been expecting for a while: everyone not specifically asked to be in the office is required to WFH until further notice. this is gonna suuuck.

i suspect we'll be a little slower here (NM), but i hope not. the response from the state itself has been fairly brisk, given that we had zero known cases this time last week

i've had one pt actually show up today, i'm guessing we'll close out the day with like a 75% no-show rate

love unsourced twitter accounts

xps

Source: the internet.

Up to now, all of MS's positives had been in the south half of the state, but the north half just got their first case...in this county. From what I'm hearing, in my town.

we’re a reasonably big (FTSE250) company who has shifted a lot of their workforce onto WFH this week. we’ve been asked not to use teams video chat and told not to even stay logged on, due to bandwidth constraints. we have to log on and off to collect emails. quite surprising I thought - had initially thought all of our traffic would be e.g. being handled by staff’s internet bandwidth but it must be routed through a VPN or some other server?

He gives the sources here

1. https://t.co/RDmn3xQXAK
2. https://t.co/ZaS3yBtnak
3. https://t.co/kala9i2kQu
4. https://t.co/y7pUj8yOP6

— Tory Fibs (@ToryFibs) March 16, 2020

Expecting / hoping you'll rip these apart now

FINALLY got wfh directive, been anticipating it but it's going to be quite a jarring transition. i think i'll need to tidy up my space and stick to a routine of some kind (aka not work in pajamas)

Whatever the specific numbers are, I do agree it's been underreported how many people younger than 60 or 70 or whatever are being hospitalized with serious conditions, whether or not they are in mortal danger. And of course the latter potentially becomes higher for everyone the worse the care or availability of care gets.