stop that!!!
― honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link
It's the hope etc.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 13 March 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link
^gets it
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 March 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link
hoping his rest is somewhat less than peaceful
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link
For a fascist strongman this guy sure gets sick a lot
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 13 March 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link
tbf, the last time was because someone knifed him.
Apparently not confirmed that he even has it yet,
― ShariVari, Friday, 13 March 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
lmao
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 13 March 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
His son sez he took a second test and it was negative
― I am using your worlds, Friday, 13 March 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
tbf the second test was an IQ test
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 March 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
Who is running Brazil? Veteran Buenos Aires journalist Horacio Verbitsky claims Argentine authorities have already been told that Bolsonaro is now “a monarch without effective power”, with General Walter Braga Neto assuming role of "operational president". https://t.co/ASOj3lxwME— Brasil Wire (@BrasilWire) April 4, 2020
Still at the unverified rumour stage but there is speculation that the military has effectively taken power in Brazil.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
isn't that kinda what he wanted all along
― nashwan, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
p sure Bolsonaro wanted to be in charge
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link
There was a report that he had all but boasted he was about to fire his health minister for being, well, sensible I guess, but that the rest of the government forced him to back down.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
p sure he's all okely dokely with the army taking over tho
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link
pouring one out for the big man
― Neil S, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
Oh noes, the rumours turned out to be true.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
I find it somewhat reassuring that a guy who seemed to be trying his best to catch it took so long to actually catch it.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
Don't worry, he'll kill it just like he did those push-ups:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7KPPcoZ2zg
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
Truly the Darren Anderton of fascism
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
Oh noes, the rumours turned out to be true.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG3VUXBcyt0
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link
“Just look at my face: I’m fine,” Bolsonaro says, taking off his mask in front of journalists after announcing he has just tested positive for coronavirus pic.twitter.com/JIHHcjniPl— Tom Phillips (@tomphillipsin) July 7, 2020
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
The world is being led by morons.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1wdUkeuvE
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link
we’re long overdue a world leader dying from the rona, thanks for your service jair
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
Led off a cliff by morons, let's be precise here
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXTI5rZVrI
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN3VLv3ZSF0
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
"look at my face, i'm fine", he said, unzipping his pants
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link
Donkeys are out of style.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
and what do i getfor my pa-ee-ay-ee-ayn
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSdDRRYF9z4a61ll7FFZ7NTFhoSrks-QaLgvw&usqp=CAU
― Lipstick O.G. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link
Am I projecting that he has blue lips in that clip?
― stet, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link
CYANOSIS
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link
judging by his pic above, he looks like the first person to go through rigor mortis while he was still alive
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydMFd40p7w
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
I swear, this dude gets coronavirus every other week
― anvil, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link
can he be like Jesus and take all of the Coronavirus in the world on himself*, and then die it all away
*and save some for Trump, Orban, Doug Ford, and Matteo Salvini
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link
Later on Tuesday, he posted a video to Facebook of him taking his third dose of hydroxychloroquine, which has also been promoted by President Donald Trump.
“Today I’m a lot better, so certainly it’s working,” Bolsonaro said, downing the dose with a glass of water. “We know today there are other remedies that can help fight the coronavirus. We know none of them have their efficacy scientifically proven, but I’m one more person for whom this is working. So I trust hydroxychloroquine. And you?”
Nope
― nashwan, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 09:00 (three years ago) link
he should inject bleach
― per aspera ad scampo (||||||||), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 09:05 (three years ago) link
“Masks are for fags” says Jair Bolsonaro after announcing he has tested positive for COVID-19. https://t.co/zOLAlEPKCt— Brasil Wire (@BrasilWire) July 8, 2020
incredible
― frogbs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link
like i know that's awful but my only reaction is lmao
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
Jair Rogan
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
It's going to be so awful if he gets a genuinely mild or asymptomatic case. Hundreds of thousands of people could die.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link
it’s imperative for public heath that he dies a protracted, painful and public death
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link
He's nine years older than BJ, so there's still hope.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
As per The Guardian:
Brazil’s President Jair Bolsonaro has vetoed provisions of a law that required the federal government to provide drinking water, disinfectants and a guarantee of hospital beds to indigenous communities amid the pandemic. Bolsonaro, who has tested positive for coronavirus, vetoed 16 parts of the law on efforts to address the coronavirus threat to the indigenous population, but still allowed for provisions on adequate testing, ambulance services and medical equipment.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
*errr, per The Guardian
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
back in his happy place
- Comecei a passar mal após o almoço de domingo.- Cheguei ao hospital às 03h00 de hoje.- Me colocaram sonda nasogástrica.- Mais exames serão feitos para possível cirurgia de obstrução interna na região abdominal. pic.twitter.com/NPgv6HwoHj— Jair M. Bolsonaro (@jairbolsonaro) January 3, 2022
― balsamic vaccinegar of moderna (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 January 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
dammit I hoped he was really dead
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 January 2022 16:38 (two years ago) link
God I was hoping the RIP was real this time. That man must have cat DNA.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:48 (one year ago) link
Generalissimo Francisco Bolsonaro
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 21 November 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
Brasputin
― rob, Monday, 21 November 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link
uhhhhh
In which Jair Bolsonaro takes a polygraph test live on air, says that he was sexually "initiated" by raping chickens, and decides in retrospect that it would've been "smarter ... [to] go after the calves, the donkeys ..." https://t.co/V1nVS7dRQb— ★ (@corpseinorbit) December 4, 2022
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
who's chryon now
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 December 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link
"so did he or did he not fuck the chicken" should be the way all UN talks close from now on
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 December 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
Jair getting into John Waters territory here.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 December 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
Supposedly this is Jair Bolsonaro walking around one of my hometown Publixes. It does look like him, not sure how they are 100% clear on the ID
Jair Bolsonaro wandering around a Publix. pic.twitter.com/PKX3EJ1QgT— Jonathan L. Krohn (@JonathanLKrohn) January 5, 2023
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 13:26 (one year ago) link
wide walker no more
― mark s, Friday, 6 January 2023 13:32 (one year ago) link
Not him.
― Aw naw, no' an Antonioni wan oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 6 January 2023 13:33 (one year ago) link
Part of the reason everyone thinks it is , is that he just fled here last week.
I am not convinced it's him but mostly because I do not want to run into this fucker
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 14:09 (one year ago) link
unfortunately it is, he's licking his wounds in a resort near Disney ha
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Encore+Resort+at+Reunion,+7635+Fairfax+Dr,+Reunion,+FL+34747/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x88dd7965ef63b81d:0xf77c9df73291efe3?utm_source=mstt_1&entry=gps&lucs=karto&g_ep=CAESCTExLjQ0LjkwNRgAIP___________wEqBWthcnRvQgJVUw%3D%3D
the resort has timed visits for his supporters (30 random dumbasses every day)
― fpsa, Friday, 6 January 2023 14:13 (one year ago) link
fucking Christ. now I have two of the worst fascists in my state
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 14:20 (one year ago) link
besides, no Floridian walks into Publix acting as if he's in the Louvre -- unless you happen to smell the fried chicken subs.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link
safely tucked up in his minion bed
― mark s, Friday, 6 January 2023 14:28 (one year ago) link
maybe he can meet up with Dr Oz for a trip to Wegners
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 6 January 2023 14:46 (one year ago) link
Jair Bolsonaro walking around one of my hometown Publixes
Can't be. He's wearing pants.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link
I just went to Publix. Everyone wearing pants (it's also 74 degrees in Miami, the equivalent of -12 in Billings).
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2023 19:10 (one year ago) link
fuck this piece of shit's legacy
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2023/jan/08/brazils-presidential-palace-and-supreme-court-stormed-by-pro-bolsonaro-supporters-live
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:32 (one year ago) link
saw that on reddit. folks claiming to be brazilian posting there that it's just as stupid as it looks-
This is completely pointless, congress in on recess until February 2nd, they're invading an empty building
speculation that they want to occupy the building well in advance of the incoming session. what a mess.
― i'd rather do music and chill tf out (Austin), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:47 (one year ago) link
Yeah that's the big difference, Lula was already sworn in, buildings empty. Lot of parallels though
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:48 (one year ago) link
aren't brazilian police infamously harsh? this has the potential to get even more ugly.
― i'd rather do music and chill tf out (Austin), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
br police is only harsh when you're protesting for education, transportation, and if you live in a favela. the difference in treatment is always striking but not surprising
― fpsa, Monday, 9 January 2023 02:16 (one year ago) link
well fuck
― sleeve, Monday, 9 January 2023 03:37 (one year ago) link
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/01/08/americas/brazil-bolsonaro-supporters-breach-congress/index.html
― sleeve, Monday, 9 January 2023 03:40 (one year ago) link
Fucking Bannon sponsored shit
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 January 2023 05:12 (one year ago) link
this guy just loves to be in hospital
Bolsonaro has checked into a hospital in Florida with abdominal pain, reports @laurojardim , without citing sources. He has had numerous health problems since surviving a stabbing attack in 2018https://t.co/28eefSiSCQ— Brian Winter (@BrazilBrian) January 9, 2023
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 17:10 (one year ago) link
motherfucker still hasnt learned to chew his shrimp
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 January 2023 17:35 (one year ago) link
What he does in his private bathroom is his affair.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 January 2023 17:38 (one year ago) link
He should have the decency to just die in his private bathroom.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 January 2023 17:43 (one year ago) link
you've got to hand it to him, it was absolutely hilarious when he got stabbed.
― calzino, Monday, 9 January 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link
when you feel you ought to insist that you can never judge ppl by their looks except governor of brasilia ibaneis rocha barros just entered the picture
https://agenciabrasilia.df.gov.br/wp-conteudo/uploads/2022/12/WhatsApp-Image-2022-12-27-at-18.43.32.jpeg
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link
Ibaneis Rocha Baron Harkonnen
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 January 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link
Is than an AI person
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 January 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link
*that
he looks like the kind of guy who wouldn't take it in good humour if you tried to give him a humorous nickname, like he'd probably slap you very hard!
― calzino, Monday, 9 January 2023 18:20 (one year ago) link
He'd probably have you disappeared
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 January 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
BREAKING 🇧🇷: Federal deputy Erika Hilton has officially submitted a request to the Foreign Ministry to initiate the extradition of Jair Bolsonaro from the United States. pic.twitter.com/QWY43FLEMS— David Adler (@davidrkadler) January 9, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link
Look at these Latin American Nazis.
BREAKING 🇧🇷: São Paulo Governor Tarcísio de Freitas – a key Bolsonaro ally and governor of the largest police force in the country – refuses to deploy armed forces to reinforce security in the Federal District. pic.twitter.com/yhLXK8afhx— David Adler (@davidrkadler) January 9, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:36 (one year ago) link
again i cry you should never judge ppl by their looks and again the words die on my lips
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:46 (one year ago) link
Jair in the hospital again?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:52 (one year ago) link
he loves it there, its his happy place
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link
dude looks like a Simpsons character
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 January 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link
Lol beyond the architecture this is the thing that really bought it home that I grew up in Brasilia.
During yesterday's far-right storming of Congress, someone decided to start selling candy cottons to the attackers. pic.twitter.com/raZTebz51z— Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics (@AssLatam) January 9, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 January 2023 21:01 (one year ago) link
bolsonaro is gonna die and wanna these wanna-bes is gonna use him as a martyr to coup to
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 January 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link
Billing and couping.
― A Drunk Man Looks At Partick Thistle (Tom D.), Monday, 9 January 2023 23:25 (one year ago) link
Hope he dies
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 January 2023 00:12 (one year ago) link
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 bookmarkflaglink
BREAKING 🇧🇷: Minister of the Supreme Court Alexandre de Moraes has ruled for the arrest of Anderson Torres, the disgraced Security Secretary of the Federal District who oversaw Sunday’s insurrection from his holiday in the United States. pic.twitter.com/H4Xm3RXOmL— David Adler (@davidrkadler) January 10, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link
jair bolsonaro post yr gamertag u coward
Jair Bolsonaro, former president of Brazil, appears playing Farpoint on his Playstation VR. pic.twitter.com/cdRc17oJw7— Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics (@AssLatam) January 17, 2023
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 14:14 (one year ago) link