I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

It takes all those people to coax the president into taking a crap

worst public enemy LP ever

― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, March 13, 2020 9:36 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Irl lols

That's a winner.

lmao

undeniable

lol

Is Russia finally reporting cases?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, March 14, 2020 2:08 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago)

Cases are reporting them
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, March 14, 2020 2:08 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago)

Ah the old classix remixed..

Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself

— Joe (@josephcorcoran) March 16, 2020

omg I used to play football with that guy regularly, now he's a massive Twitter dude

oh it's just one viral tweet. his breakthrough

anyway it's a tweet so I ought to deny it really but I do know the guy so

i just watched a few of those videos, nothing sends me into existential despair like watching how to make something and at the end it goes "now wait 2 years and then it'll be ready" like that is 5% of my remaining life if i'm being optimistic

the best part is he waited a year to break open that parm and it didn't come out quite right

I need new rpg for iphone 11

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 18, 2020 12:56 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dungeons of Chaos look good.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 18, 2020 1:00 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nope

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 18, 2020 1:26 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

A guy in California just died after going to Disney World and Universal Studios in Orlando. 34 yrs old but had asthma and bronchitis.

― nickn, Thursday, 19 March 2020 21:46 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's a small world after all

― i am a horse girl (map), Thursday, 19 March 2020 21:48 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i promise i don't have any lit memes to share with you but my sense is that certain powerful people are perhaps overly confident in their ability to control the potential outcomes of this thing and lack a certain amount of creative imagination when it comes to envisioning the bounds of those possible outcomes

― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, March 19, 2020 4:51 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

So you're saying they haven't found out about the pitchforks yet.

― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, March 19, 2020 4:55 PM

Pro Dog Raw

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 19 March 2020 19:10 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Those are very macho dogs.

― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2020 19:44 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

The kind you don't bring home to mother.

― nickn, Thursday, 19 March 2020 21:39 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

yeah I got the flu test last month and it definitely sucks, I thought they were just swabbing my nose and instead jammed it way up into my brain (came back negative, probably had corona virus instead)

― frogbs

negative for brain?

― silby

ok I laughed really hard at this

― k3vin k.

I didn't, can someone explain the joke to me

― frogbs

:)

Excellent

well done

frogbs is a good sport

Redeemed my very forced joke with a much better joke, kudos

I appreciate the participation of any and all nurses , MDs and healthcare providers on ILX.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, March 21, 2020 8:43 PM (two hours ago)

They're mostly kinda busy right now I think.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, March 21, 2020 9:01 PM (two hours ago)

Not plastic surgeons, let's hear from them!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, March 21, 2020 10:27 PM (fifty-six minutes ago)

I'm unsure as of late when it's permissible to laugh.

the negative for brain exchange is so so wonderful

Had a persistent dry cough and high fever late last year after visiting the Huanan Seafood Market and eating a bat, wondering if it was just allergies or something else

― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, March 22, 2020 5:16 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A+

It's a winner.

I lolled!!

too good for normal excelsior ;)

On August 6, 1973, Wonder was in a serious automobile accident while on tour in North Carolina, when a car in which he was riding hit the back of a truck. This left him in a coma for four days and resulted in a partial loss of his sense of smell and a temporary loss of sense of taste.

― pplains, Monday, March 23, 2020 2:20 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Shouldn't have been driving IMO

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, March 23, 2020 2:36 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tee ball but still, helluva swing

civic duty, you can't just leave it sitting there like that

just heared talk on BBC WS that one early symptom you have become infected can be a complete loss of smell and taste, didn't catch the whole report but not heard that one before.

― calzino, Monday, 23 March 2020 21:40 (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yep, discussed a bit upthread but thread moves fast

def worth noting

― sleeve, Monday, 23 March 2020 21:41 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Not just early symptom, for many that may be the *only* symptom.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 March 2020 21:42 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It means once the food's run out you can eat toilet paper instead.

― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Monday, 23 March 2020 21:49 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

absolute smasher

I’ve suddenly started liking Linkin Park, does that count?

wounds that will not heal, tbh

discussion on the work of richard e grant

surprised but not shocked that you hate The Player (1992), would not be surprised if you love The Game (1997)

― Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 23:20 (fifty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

that was def the basis a movie trivia night team name here for a while

sir, while

Hooray for good chairs

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 8:42 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

hip hip support

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, March 25, 2020 8:43 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

dad lols

>find ventilator
>>I don't understand
>search ventilators
>>I don't understand
>help Ventilator
>>Ventilators are a _key item_. they are very important now. GM has them but they won't give them to you. why
>make Ventilator
>>I can't do that right now
>look
>>You are in a room with no doors
>invoke P

― Karl Malone, Friday, March 27, 2020 12:11 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

:D

I also like the idea that someone has told Trump that, now he's president, he can invoke things, so he tells people that he's going to 'invoke pee' rather than 'go to the bathroom'.

unbroken run:

Good timing by the Horror Channel to run this Star Trek episode about a mysterious illness running rampant on the Enterprise - spread by touch. I think we could all do with one of these suits Spock is wearing.

― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Wednesday, April 1, 2020 8:13 PM (fifty-five minutes ago)

Some dispensible red shirt brings it on to the Enterprise by taking his glove off to scratch his nose :-O

― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Wednesday, April 1, 2020 8:17 PM (fifty-two minutes ago)

did he eat a space bat while he was on the planet

― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, April 1, 2020 8:37 PM (thirty-one minutes ago)

That I don't know, but Nurse Chappell is in love with Mr. Spock :-O

― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Wednesday, April 1, 2020 8:41 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago)

How's she going to explain that one in the morning? "I must have had my beer goggles on last night."

― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Wednesday, April 1, 2020 8:42 PM (twenty-six minutes ago)

who doesn't love a distant, emotionally unavailable man

― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, April 1, 2020 8:43 PM (twenty-six minutes ago)

Half man.

― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Wednesday, April 1, 2020 8:43 PM (twenty-five minutes ago)

Spock blubbing like a child, pull yourself together half man!

― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Wednesday, April 1, 2020 8:45 PM (twenty-three minutes ago)

Half amazing

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, April 1, 2020 8:46 PM (twenty-three minutes ago)

following the great 2020 FLAV HOAX

can we please just turn this into a thread of speculative future Public Enemy album titles
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, April 1, 2020

How Much Flav Would a Chuck D. Chuck If a Chuck D. Would Chuck Flav?
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, April 1, 2020

never mind
― DJP, Wednesday, April 1, 2020

hahaha

lol

had a tuna melt this week, it was good, let's have more melts
― silby, Friday, April 3, 2020 1:26 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ew
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, April 3, 2020 1:27 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yes I’m White And I Vote!!
― silby, Friday, April 3, 2020 1:30 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink