US Politics, March 2020 — There’s a very good chance you’re not going to die.

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Saudi Arabia and Russia are arguing over the price and flow of oil. That, and the Fake News, is the reason for the market drop!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 9, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

What a dummy. For the sake of argument, say the idiot is right this time. So what? Doesn't change the direction of the market.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

the important thing is that it's someone else's fault

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

but it would change the most important thing of all - that he's right and that it's not his fault

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

The emperor is naked but it's the rest of the planet that will catch its death of cold.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

xp

lol, exactly. every single time.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

Please settle some catastrophising on mine and my partner's part - could Trump suspend the election in November in the face of full Coronageddon, and with control of the Senate could anyone stop him doing so?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

people should have to prove they are willing to risk death in order to exercise their right to vote

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

The emperor is naked

Well, they do say sunlight is the best disinfectant. Now what to do about my imagination is another matter.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

urine is also a disinfectant iirc

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

Ample Purell at the polling place this morning. I may have left even cleaner than I arrived.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

bullock-announces-run-for-montana-senate

good, was thinking she hadn't done much since "Bird Box."

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

could Trump suspend the election in November in the face of full Coronageddon, and with control of the Senate could anyone stop him doing so?

no, this authority is not granted to the Executive by the Constitution

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

Presidential elections are run by the individual states

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

If he wanted to hold the election earlier, however, I would fully support that.

How's (checks calendar) tomorrow?

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

I'd vote for that.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

I mean, no one's getting any younger ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

ppl could just, y'know, read the Constitution to answer these questions

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

yeah nobody ever disagrees about that document

symsymsym, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

lots of stuff routinely happens that's unconstitutional iirc

I wouldn't worry about that particular eventuality tho

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

right but you do know he's going to float this idea

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

the DNC will stop the election

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

it doesn't matter what shit he floats, there's no legal mechanism for the federal government suspending elections they have no authority over. State/local governments run elections. What's he gonna do, issue a dictum? The states would all say fuck you

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

I wish the internet would get the coronavirus, ppl would be so much better without all the dumbshit ideas that circulate on it

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link

well yeah obv I just mean he'll throw it out there "some people are saying I could..."

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link

wait - what if coronavirus mutates into a computer virus

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link

i hope this isn't related to the corona.exe attachment i've been trying to open for the last hour plus

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

it doesn't matter what shit he floats, there's no legal mechanism for the federal government suspending elections they have no authority over. State/local governments run elections. What's he gonna do, issue a dictum? The states would all say fuck you

― Οὖτις, Monday, March 9, 2020

I wish someone had told Rehnquist, Scalia, Thomas, etc in December 2001.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

he'll most definitelty double check w/ joe digenova or gary busey or whoever

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

luckily there was a jeb! in florida at the time who didn't say 'fuck you'

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

It's already mutated into a computer virus - phishing attacks about how to respond.

BrianB, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

I wish someone had told Rehnquist, Scalia, Thomas, etc in December 2001.

I get what yr saying here, but the court didn't interfere with the election being held, they interfered with the results

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

luckily there was a jeb! in florida at the time who didn't say 'fuck you'

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, March 9, 2020 9:39 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

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mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link

But America said fuck you to Jeb! in 2016

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

please (get the) clap

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

I get what yr saying here, but the court didn't interfere with the election being held, they interfered with the results

― Οὖτις, Monday, March 9, 2020

I know. I just love reminding conservative friends how Rehnquist and his peeps made an equal protection argument about an election.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

Thanks for your answers guys

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link

But America said fuck you to Jeb! in 2016

antonym, "revenge is a dish best served cold"

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link

chuck and nancy

On Sunday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) wrote a letter to the Trump administration demanding paid sick leave requirements for workers impacted by COVID-19.

The Democratic leaders said that they were prompted to impose the demands after White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow mentioned on Friday that the administration was mulling tax breaks for airline and other travel industries as fear of the coronavirus puts a squeeze on international travel.

“In light of reports that the Trump administration is considering new tax cuts for major corporations impacted by the coronavirus, we are demanding that the administration prioritize the health and safety of American workers and their families over corporate interests,” Pelosi and Schumer wrote.

The letter included a list of demands aimed at assisting workers in the administration’s next response to the deadly coronavirus.

“Workers impacted by quarantine orders or responsible for caring for children impacted by school closures must receive paid sick leave to alleviate the devastating consequences of lost wages,” the Democrats asserted.

Other requests included protection measures for those who may be exposed to the illness in their line of work, along with unemployment insurance for workers who “may lose their jobs from the economic impacts of the epidemic.”

Pelosi and Schumer also urged the administration to facilitate access to anti-virus efforts for lower income Americans by conducting free testing and combating price gouging of medical supplies and treatment.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

they write letters

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link

any predictions on when trump will flip from "this isn't happening" to "it was so overwhelming and obvious and there was nothing that anyone could have done, worst ever many are saying"?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link

He's already trotted out "it's Obama's fault," so I guess that's the next of his greatest hits that he's saving for the encore

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link

has he done "coronavirus is good for you" yet?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

Fully expect the next three months to be taken up with some retired Democrat dying of Coronavirus and Trump refusing to lower the flag

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link

What *can’t* he do badly, I ask you pic.twitter.com/rP6GOi9cGf

— Jay Willis (@jaywillis) March 9, 2020

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link

Gaetz learned after Air Force One lifted off from Orlando that he had been in touch with an infected person at CPAC. He then essentially quarantined himself, sitting in a section of the plane alone. @maggieNYT https://t.co/ezZ7izjXmn

— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) March 9, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link

Cross your fingers.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

lol at this Politico headline: Republicans who came in contact with Trump self-quarantine

rob, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link


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