Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

I can see why Brighton are close to relegation

Jesus Boly. that was almost bad

In the pub so I can only follow the updates

not much to report in first half anyway.

Traore in for Neves. don't think Nuno wanted to, but the need for 3 probably forced his hand. Wolves haven't particularly been close to a goal.

Yeah I assumed they'd have to get him on. Weird swap for Ruben but we've got Olympiakos this week coming up

POdence in. maybe he can find the goal.

Traore has helped...but a 0-0 draw would be a bad result here. ugh...c'mon!

Plenty of time...i'm telling myself

that's a little more like it. nice positioning by Jimenez and Podence. little more of that and you got it.

dammit Donk. gotta nail that

welp, they're not gonna see the ball again. damn it to hell

Feels like points dropped but a clean sheet is a clean sheet. United have got City tomorrow, Spurs don't look like this game will be a cakewalk altho god help me still wanna see Burnley get beat.

lol one of my besties from high school adopted Burnley as his Premier league team. he's geared up.

On the other hand, lol

Missed the goal - assume it was a clownish unforced error like it usually is?

Keeper spilled it, Woods on the rebound

Assume it's Lloris but not paying full attention

Not paying attention to a Spurs match? Leave ILX immediately.

...and take up your position in the back four.

Assume it's Lloris but not paying full attention

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a very fair description of the gutless drunk

😁

second half was grand. im almost inured to our return to total individual flakiness.

spurs.

Yes, they looked fine in the second half, with the obvious limitations around the lack of a striker. A draw is a fair result.

nice to see noted winner D Moyes coming up with a winning idea for the League Cup

Is it me or is Mourinho morphing into Dom Cummings?

Basically an identical personality type from what I can see.

physically as well tho

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/03/06/22/25644228-0-image-m-2_1583532443840.jpg https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article19524315.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/0_JS191462561.jpg

Cummings looks a bit more like he's doing an amdram performance of Macbeth but yeah.

could be a PhD in physiognomic determinism here

Mou is still handsome, Cummings considerably less so.

Born 8 years apart; cursed generation.

jesus christ i cant unsee this

cummings is jose x levy

Fuck's sake Everton pull your fingers out

Gilmour looks decent for a toddler

Bruno is a god

Fred is looking pretty decent as well.

Fred will win our player of the season pretty handily

Unless Bruno overtakes him I guess...

Fred booked for diving for an obvious penalty

VAR says it's cool

Mike Dean playing a blinder

Comedy keeper capers

^ And again

When you’re pissing around on FIFA and decide to rush the keeper out...#Reina #AstonVilla pic.twitter.com/ru5FXy5bSE

— Jimmy Win (@JimmyWin82) March 9, 2020

So Bergwijn out for the rest of the season, too? Fuck.

So if everything gets cancelled because of coronavirus do they write this season off, leaving Liverpool still looking for a first title win in 30 years?

I think that's the only fair course of action, yes

Pools Panel will be reconvened. I registered poolspanel.fa.co.uk in 2003 so it’s down to me, Bill Kenwright and the ghost of Brian Labone. We will be scrupulously fair. (Spoiler: City by a point).

Lol

EXCLUSIVE: All football matches in England will be played behind closed doors under government plans to combat #coronavirus that could be triggered as early as today. Full details from @mhardysport https://t.co/RrI9c7Aqqw

— Times Sport (@TimesSport) March 12, 2020

they'll go through with this charade for a week or so i guess

Wonder if clubs will have to compensate season pass holders