US Politics, March 2020 — There’s a very good chance you’re not going to die.

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well why would we think of something that has worked in denmark recently

j., Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:02 (four years ago) link

give them power and enough rope to hang themselves with.

Aside from the last 40 years?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:03 (four years ago) link

In the near-term the best hope is that a bunch of billionaires get coronavirus at one of their blood sacrifice orgies.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:05 (four years ago) link

2) give them power and enough rope to hang themselves with. This has worked in Denmark recently

can we refer you to the UK since 2010, Australia since 2013, and the US since 2001 2017 as a counterpoint

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:22 (four years ago) link

Hey, Denmark 2001-2011 is a counterpoint too. It worked 2011-2015

Frederik B, Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:25 (four years ago) link

semi-corrupt policy decisions

without knowing anything about Danish politics at all I'm going to point out that you're obviously wrong here. but I'm going to bed so you've got eight hours to explain how Australia's policy decisions in the last seven years have yet to reach the heights of Denmark's semi-corruptness

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:30 (four years ago) link

The thing I'm talking about is getting unnecessary highways to help traffic near a restaurant owned by a party member, stuff like that. Pork. Made them look like the same as the old guys.

Frederik B, Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:45 (four years ago) link

Politicians of both parties do that in the US, it's considered a feature rather than a bug when it's your Senator/Rep/party member. Job creation! See also: the never-ending stream of Hunter Biden coverage we're about to receive.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 7 March 2020 10:53 (four years ago) link

Meadows?
FUCK

I... guess? Why does anyone care?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 7 March 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link

I'll take "unexpected silver linings" for $500, Alex.

"Cruz says he shook hands with the CPAC patient, will self quarantine"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/03/08/coronavirus-live-updates/#link-QCBW4IFSVJEKPOCRDYB2LSXTUU

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

do your thing 'vid

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 March 2020 00:16 (four years ago) link

he's not even 50 sadly

college bong rip guy (silby), Monday, 9 March 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

maybe he smokes

college bong rip guy (silby), Monday, 9 March 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link

JFK says payback's a bitch

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 March 2020 00:29 (four years ago) link

Are amphibians susceptible to COVID?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 9 March 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link

Getting Trump out of the White House would be a gift to the world--for all the arguing that goes on here, I doubt anyone takes issue with that one statement. I think Democrats on TV need to be careful how they talk about the political fallout from coronavirus. Rahm Emanuel was on one of the round-tables this morning, and when he started talking about the eventuality of Trump not being able to hold any of his dumb rallies, he could barely contain his glee. Probably not surprising ("never let a crisis go to waste"). It sounded terrible.

clemenza, Monday, 9 March 2020 01:58 (four years ago) link

Getting Trump out of the White House would be a gift to the world--for all the arguing that goes on here, I doubt anyone takes issue with that one statement.

challenge accepted :D

is it a gift to finally correct a problem that we created?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link

i assume the rest of the world sees the US in a way similar to those who have observed trump's lifelong tactic of taking hostages and threatening harm to others and then acting like it's a gift to actually not hurt the other party

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link

cross your fingers

1. I am announcing that I, along with 3 of my senior staff, are officially under self-quarantine after sustained contact at CPAC with a person who has since been hospitalized with the Wuhan Virus. My office will be closed for the week.

— Paul Gosar (@DrPaulGosar) March 9, 2020

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 9 March 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link

HHS Sec. Alex Azar on Fox News: "This is a very serious health problem. Nobody is trying to minimize that."

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) March 9, 2020

So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 9, 2020

frogbs, Monday, 9 March 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

Fuck, have you guys heard about this common Flu shit?!?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link

big if true

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 9 March 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link

no one makes a big deal about the flu, who cares about adding another flu on top of the flu, just some more dead people

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS MAN

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Common_-_Ilosaarirock_2008.jpg

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

this is good (if expected) news: https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/486568-bullock-announces-run-for-montana-senate

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

Saudi Arabia and Russia are arguing over the price and flow of oil. That, and the Fake News, is the reason for the market drop!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 9, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

What a dummy. For the sake of argument, say the idiot is right this time. So what? Doesn't change the direction of the market.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

the important thing is that it's someone else's fault

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

but it would change the most important thing of all - that he's right and that it's not his fault

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

The emperor is naked but it's the rest of the planet that will catch its death of cold.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

xp

lol, exactly. every single time.

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

Please settle some catastrophising on mine and my partner's part - could Trump suspend the election in November in the face of full Coronageddon, and with control of the Senate could anyone stop him doing so?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

people should have to prove they are willing to risk death in order to exercise their right to vote

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

The emperor is naked

Well, they do say sunlight is the best disinfectant. Now what to do about my imagination is another matter.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

urine is also a disinfectant iirc

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

Ample Purell at the polling place this morning. I may have left even cleaner than I arrived.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

bullock-announces-run-for-montana-senate

good, was thinking she hadn't done much since "Bird Box."

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

could Trump suspend the election in November in the face of full Coronageddon, and with control of the Senate could anyone stop him doing so?

no, this authority is not granted to the Executive by the Constitution

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

Presidential elections are run by the individual states

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

If he wanted to hold the election earlier, however, I would fully support that.

How's (checks calendar) tomorrow?

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

I'd vote for that.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

I mean, no one's getting any younger ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link

ppl could just, y'know, read the Constitution to answer these questions

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

yeah nobody ever disagrees about that document

symsymsym, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

lots of stuff routinely happens that's unconstitutional iirc

I wouldn't worry about that particular eventuality tho

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

right but you do know he's going to float this idea

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

the DNC will stop the election

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

it doesn't matter what shit he floats, there's no legal mechanism for the federal government suspending elections they have no authority over. State/local governments run elections. What's he gonna do, issue a dictum? The states would all say fuck you

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link


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