Post photos of worried/agonized stock exchange traders here

https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/KVyBrFLU81Be3EkQllDbgiO0FPM=/480x320/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/NOELMPRGSBDJVAJCJFHKRJBLA4

Feel like my "traders with two phones" folder might come in handy tomorrow pic.twitter.com/41GagjUfi5

— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) March 9, 2020

worried stockbrokers trying not to touch their faces thread

European shares fall 6.2% and Italian stocks fail to trade; BP tanks 18% as oil prices crash https://t.co/y3F7DOueEM

— Amit Paranjape (@aparanjape) March 9, 2020

https://www.share.org/media/btjxrgfkq.690.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/FuxIUpF.png

circuit breaker kicks in, traders all fall over

modified to meet thread requirements

https://i.imgur.com/3uNZhr9.jpg

nice NASCAR jacket

reading your posts etc pic.twitter.com/BRf8eQfiGo

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) March 9, 2020

This is from a story about hospitals preparing for coronavirus, but at this point that's just a technical distinction:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/VLATO4C75MI6VLCQDBYB4FHANU.jpg&w=1440

https://cdn.hk01.com/di/media/images/cis/5e59831c5e00e37651d966c0.jpg/aRo6UXbYpsUZVB4kPnfbE12J1TpMtEd8x9MuSMfTLkg

guy on the left has appeared multiple times upthread lol

― mookieproof, Friday, February 28, 2020 4:51 PM (one week ago)

he's a legend

there's a couple more here https://www.hk01.com/tag/20945

https://moneydotcomvip.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/180228-stock-downslide.jpg

I'd trust him with my money tbf

https://www.fccnn.com/news/article776246.ece/alternates/BASE_LANDSCAPE/Traders%20work%20on%20the%20floor%20of%20the%20New%20York%20Stock%20Exchange%20%28NYSE%29%20in%20New%20York%20City%2C%20U.S.%20October%2031%2C%202016.%20%20REUTERSBrendan%20McDermid

save for later, maybe:

http://mizzima.com/sites/default/files/styles/news_category_large_image/public/news-images/us-new-york-stock-ecxhange.jpg

oh no

https://foreignpolicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/gettyimages-628522004.jpg

man, this "visually similar images" thing on google images is great, isn't it? :-)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9ld-twoeg2s/hqdefault.jpg

it used to be even better before the google image search team shit the bed

That Guy also looks a lot like John Hurt in Hellboy:
https://miro.medium.com/max/2560/1*UtqfbGtlT3PYtc9JXL3p0A.png

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/03/16/business/16markets-briefing2/merlin_170574918_54ad6282-44f5-4b1f-9934-2668b2d25656-superJumbo.jpg

is that guy's workstation right by the only part of the trading floor where photography is allowed or something

https://imgur.com/8D110ws

https://imgur.com/8D110ws

ah fuck yers.

Wall Street bankers and traders are creating the ultimate work from home setups 👇

More here: https://t.co/gcCX8z0BFt / 📷https://t.co/IPJTfA6TmD pic.twitter.com/9immKS3Hrh

— QuickTake by Bloomberg (@QuickTake) March 18, 2020

Lol

Stocks stumble in Asia after day of Wall St gains https://t.co/WhyY7Siqw8

— Financial Times (@FinancialTimes) March 26, 2020

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tuchman

Although he has been in the stock market business for 34 years, Tuchman says he has never owned stock and if he had to worry about his own profit and loss, he would not be able to concentrate on his customers' well-being.

What's that thing we used to say on here about Renaissance paintings? pic.twitter.com/eSvB6nxXKG

— Silvia Killingsworth (@silviakillings) March 17, 2022

https://i.imgur.com/DHjnSgm.png

https://www.politico.com/dims4/default/3c13551/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1160x773+0+0/resize/1260x840!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F01%2F23%2F6b1665c94776a7244e12d0f4a3ad%2F200312-nyse-gty-773.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ixrYCVP.png

404 is a very unlucky stock trader guy number

don't these people just sit at computers now?

not the ones with american flag pins and patches. for the good of the united states, they wander the exchange floor and tell inspirational stories of the revolutionary war

Who are the smug cunts who stand an applaud at the start/end of the NYSE sessions? It's a day at the office, dickheads.

― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, August 7, 2011 6:06 PM

I was asking myself this the other day! Why do they do this?

Usually it's a company that's perhaps going public for the first time getting the honor to ring the bell?

Like, why's everyone clapping because that old guy just threw an outside pitch to the catcher? The game hasn't even started yet!

don't these people just sit at computers now?

these photos might be more like commodity brokers
Pork bellies and barrels of oil are way more stressful than splitting Intel shares