Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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also thank u for dn

college bong rip guy (silby), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

oh of course! i knew back then, when i was that guy, that there might be unexpected positive consequences in the future. but i never guessed that it would inspire a dn. feels worth it!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link

Looking great so far!

DJI, Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link

karl these are awesome

marcos, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

i like all your plants too

marcos, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

thank you! have you been painting too? if so we could move this convo over to Your art (picture thread) because i'd love to see what you and others are up to, and it would be weird to host that discussion on this thread

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link

and thanks DJI! :)

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!πŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link

Euphorbia trigona, I believe, and good work! I took a painting class at a local junior college and it was pretty fun.

nickn, Friday, 6 March 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i finally got my bandcamp together! i have worked out an exclusive deal with them to release my music! i told them "listen, i'm going to charge what i want, and i don't want to charge a thing - i'm talking free streaming, free download, i'm talking total free access!" and they backed down immediately, agreeing to all of my demands.

i am trying to use coronavirus as a delimiter. in the same way that the perusing the recent copy of bookforum feels outside of time, because none of the articles or commentary mentions coronavirus, i have some songs from the past few years that i'd like to stop working on. i started working on them so long ago it seems insane, and never felt that they were "done". so now they're done! fuck it! here's one:

https://zs25zs.bandcamp.com/track/twelve-tone-era

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:10 (four years ago) link

i haven't told anyone about this outside of my ilx family so if you actually like it please let me know so i can build up the courage to do the full instagram friends and family post. but otherwise i'll just also post some new animations so the conversation can just sort of drift toward that without too much weirdness. but also with _some_ weirdness, i suppose.

jfc coronavirus

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:13 (four years ago) link

guess i can share some painting "progress" (unfortunately another case where i kept going and made it worse with each new stroke)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link

i decided to take silby's advice and just do a figure drawing, fuck it. but i figured i'd start out with a really tiny one, low stakes. but still near the middle. i like how the figure turned out, as well as the tree line on the left. i really fucking hate what i did to the sky. i'm noticing that i like my simple lines better than the more complicated sections, and can't tell if that's just because i'm better at them or that i'm so bad at the detail work. time will tell! "we'll see what happens"

https://i.imgur.com/k9eWMtD.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6eWgjk4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/HXOAjku.jpg

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

!

looking good

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link

i think for the next one i'm going to consolidate my gains and focus on ONLY SUNSET TREE LINES.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:36 (four years ago) link

thank you hadrian!!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:36 (four years ago) link

if anyone wants that last painting just let me know and i'll mail it to you. my only demand is that you "buy" my new hit single for free. i used an earlier stage of the painting as the digital artwork for it, so it's a promotional bullshit thing. then i'll mail it to you! along with a $5 bill. i will also just give you $5. i just now decided to throw that in

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link

Hey, Zach, that single is great! As a feelies fan, I think it compares favourably. Will listen repeatedly.

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

wow thanks! i love the feelies so much, so that means a lot :)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

You are an inspiring dude, Karl.

DJI, Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link

:) that's very nice, thank you DJI. i definitely do not feeling inspiring right now - honestly i feel like i am just falling down the stairs, metaphorically. i feel like i'm trying to hard and just spinning my wheels, for so long. but my backup plan is to try to be transparent about the process, the development of small things that at least kind of worked, and the constant failures along the way, just because i like when other people share those things.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 23:11 (four years ago) link

I like it when people share them, too, and I like the way you share. You’re a gem, ZS.

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 29 March 2020 02:09 (four years ago) link

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Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link

just isolating it so it's easy to scroll past for people who might barf

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link

xpost

< hardcore

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 04:27 (four years ago) link

<3 hardcore

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 04:27 (four years ago) link

messing around with some iridescent gold acrylic paint. it's really weird. unless you gloop it on heavily, it's terribly thin and transparent. not in a good way. don't know wtf is going on with that one so far but it's saturday night

https://i.imgur.com/JFzVUuS.jpg

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 05:31 (four years ago) link

i had to delete earlier FREAK OUT! gif because it was the wrong version. here is the proper version:
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Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 05:38 (four years ago) link

god dammit, that was STILL the wrong one. oh well. freak out over.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 06:53 (four years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/QBAkTtkFyoME3x0S4D/giphy.gif

wmlynch, Sunday, 29 March 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link

hi Karl, I enjoyed the track a lot, liked the guitar sound

interesting to see your paintings evolve too. definitely inspiring to see yr things take shape, and to see someone fight against this horrible anxious block which I guess we're all feeling now. anyway, thanks, take care

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

thanks for listening! it is my first electric guitar and amp (ES-339 and Fender blues jr IV), so i don't have much to compare it to, but it seems to be good at handling bright Byrds-like tones.

i had my first total painting failure last night. 6 hours spent on it, and i completely ruined it at the end.

one thing that sucks about using analog media: no Undo feature

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

that’s the best part, actually

budo jeru, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:26 (four years ago) link

haha well yeah, it's true. i feel that way most of the time. but holy shit every once in a while i wish i could Undo. maybe just like one big Undo you can do, per week, so that you have to make it count

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Pj2s77B.jpg

i've painted half of this! but if i repeat what i just painted, upside down, as a different layer, and adjust the opacity and saturation down, it'll look like this! so pretty much halfway there, rounding up to done

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 06:51 (four years ago) link

sorry, drunk. what i mean is that i'm going to try to take the current version

https://i.imgur.com/JFzVUuS.jpg

and paint a new layer over parts of it that look like above

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 06:59 (four years ago) link

and by "rounding up to done" i was trying to make a joke about being halfway done and obviously far away from finishing but rounding up to the next milestone ("done")

i have been recently informed that some of my jokes aren't landing and don't even make sense. things got a little dry over here, humorwise, on my part

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link

i'm laying it all out here on the table

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link

don't bother scooping up my corpse, coach, i gave it all up out there on the field

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link

sometime, when the team is up against it -- and the breaks are beating the boys -- tell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 09:01 (four years ago) link

i was already giving 110% out there. but then my pay got docked 80% but my tasks remained the same, so now i'm giving, uh...let's see...138%

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link

jeez, i was a little drunk last night

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

thought of you
https://zooooom.us/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 April 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link

"This is a real parody and a real screensaver"

And a real ripoff of conferencecall.biz!

DJI, Monday, 20 April 2020 06:00 (four years ago) link

i'm surprised conferencecall.biz hasn't gone viral again

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Friday, 24 April 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

it's gotten a little boost, and i've seen more twitter comments and stuff recently, but nothing too big.

overall stats since 2014:

297K users, 338K sessions

average time on-site: 48 seconds

https://i.imgur.com/oqGRZ7f.png

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link

profit = (~$15 AWS server costs per month) x 88 months = -$1320

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

on the plus side some developer guy asked me a few days ago if he could adapt the website into a Google Assistant app, which i guess is cool for people who use those kinds of devices

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link

not to be that guy but you might be able to host it for free on github pages and have the dns point there (assuming its all static content)

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Friday, 24 April 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link

oingo boingo version

https://i.imgur.com/qLNQy58.gif

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 April 2020 05:20 (four years ago) link


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