AIPAC said Wednesday afternoon that a group of people who attended its conference are now on self-quarantine. https://t.co/qQmVFpnqYv— The Intercept (@theintercept) March 5, 2020
Oops!
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2020 01:35 (four years ago) link
Jones has a chance.
Does incumbency carry any weight here?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 5 March 2020 01:50 (four years ago) link
please quarantine AIPAC til Sanders is elected
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:54 (four years ago) link
Good news: Susan Collins, Martha McSally, Thom Tillis, and Cory Gardner are all polling behind their opponents. https://www.publicpolicypolling.com/polls/democrats-lead-by-at-least-4-in-4-gop-held-senate-seats/
― jaymc, Thursday, 5 March 2020 14:34 (four years ago) link
excellent.
― akm, Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link
We need 5 though, right? C’mon Bullock...
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcS2UrjX6CRDoLkmWsQuEF_sXqmiY4wThXHJqFLbmlY8wahz9U2W
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Thursday, March 5, 2020 10:45 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
maybe joni ernst goes down too????
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link
my mom owed me $20 so I told her to donate it to Tillis' opponent to square us up.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link
trump often sounds like he's doing a christopher walken impression
Here is the President of the United States telling the country it's okay to go to work with Coronavirus.I'm not kidding. pic.twitter.com/Tz4kKbyear— Matt Rogers 🎙 (@Politidope) March 5, 2020
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link
if he says "this corona flu....virus" one more time my head will explode
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link
Today in "too little, too late, GTFO asshole" news: https://www.instagram.com/p/B9W8bGvjTp-/
― crusty but malignant (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:53 (four years ago) link
xp
oh wait, i was listening to it in a different tab and didn't realize it had repeated, nevermind. but i've heard him do that before (referring to it as the "flu")
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:53 (four years ago) link
"look the weak and susceptible have always been among us, why should the strong and resistant be penalized? if they wanna work, bless'em, that's capitalism."
can't believe it, it's like he's unfit for office
― blather rinse repeat 2020 (Hunt3r), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
FFS Schumer great time to shit the bed you
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
fuck
oh my stars and garters!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link
So @SenSchumer apologized? What weakness. This is why you’re not majority leader. You apologize to people who want to destroy you.— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) March 5, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:34 (four years ago) link
was the Schumer thing in Eric's deleted instagram?
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link
No, that was about a GOP guy coming out.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link
Not actually deleted, the posted link is messed up.
http://www.instagram.com/p/B9W8bGvjTp-/
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link
...and that one is messed up too. C'n'P for yrselves please.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link
Former Congressman Aaron Schock, who resigned in 2015, has publicly come out as gay. pic.twitter.com/1J1kn9nhbj— Stephen Sanchez (@SSanchezTV) March 5, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link
what happened with Schumer
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link
he said something sounded threatening to gorsuch/kavanaugh, and that's behavior the republicans cannot abide, even though trump threatens people every single day
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link
nothing that matters, he said some mean things about Kavanaugh and Gorsuch, the GOP clutched their pearls, Schumer offered a half-hearted "apology" - nobody outside the beltway will even hear about this, and those inside the beltway won't gaf in, oh 12 hours.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link
oh, and then he apologized, which makes sense but in 2020 is unforgivable
oh that! I read about it yesterday.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 March 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link
IIRC, he got a bit animated talking to abortion rights protestors on Monday. Something like:
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead, Gorsuch and Kavanaugh! Hark! Hark, Triton. Hark! Bellow, bid our father, the sea king, rise from the depths, full foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge, and brine, and can scream no more. Only when, he, crowned in cockle shells, with slithering tentacled tail, and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm, his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest, and plunges right through your gullet, bursting ye, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now, a nothing for the Harpies, and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself. Forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god, or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff, or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your souls, is Gorsuch and Kavanaugh no more, but is now itself the sea.
― Save us, Covid19 (Sanpaku), Thursday, 5 March 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
Schumer apologizing now validates the idea that he was encouraging violence against justices, what a fuckin joke.
and I knew he was gonna do it but hoped that just maybe he'd just ignore it or at least say "come the fuck on, you know what I meant you disingenuous asshole" in nice words.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link
Schumer's an awful leader and worse politician
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:23 (four years ago) link
the silver lining is I didn't expect much from him on this so
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link
yeah. fuck harry reid for passing the torch to him
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:42 (four years ago) link
I’m not sure who else he coulda given it to, unfortunately. He does tend to keep his caucus together at least
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:43 (four years ago) link
chuck schumer is the kind of guy who can make you pine for harry reid and folks that is fucked up
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:44 (four years ago) link
The “no cheers for mccain” thing at the obamacare vote was... something
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:44 (four years ago) link
Reid threw way more punches than schumer has
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link
reid just cold making up that story about romney not paying taxes for decade and then refusing to apologize is the funniest shit ever
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:48 (four years ago) link
Lol yeah Reid was def funnier
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:49 (four years ago) link
reid was 10000000000000x better than schumer
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:49 (four years ago) link
Reid was a cold-eyed motherfucker who controlled Nevada. The last of the bosses.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:51 (four years ago) link
http://www.iagreetosee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/senator-harry-reid-boxing.png
he was literally a boxer
― Clay, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link
Before Reid was Tom "I'm Deeply Saddened" Daschle.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:55 (four years ago) link
Ugh christ dont remind me
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:58 (four years ago) link
wtf i'm a harry reid fan now thanks a fucking lot CHUCK
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 6 March 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link
aoc should primary schumer when she turns 30
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, 6 March 2020 04:06 (four years ago) link
aoc should hit him in the head with the back of a skateboard
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2020 04:07 (four years ago) link
those two things are not mutually exclusive my friend!!!! walk and chew gum!
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, 6 March 2020 04:08 (four years ago) link
"Chuck, I am here to announce that I am here to surprise you by running against you in the primaries."
"...really? You think you have a chance against me?"
"Hey everybody! If I can have your attention. Please take one step forward if you have teeth. Not so fast, Chuck"
*wham*
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link
guess someone wont be able to walk and chew gum anymore!!
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, 6 March 2020 04:16 (four years ago) link