A little TOO hot: capsicum and sex

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frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver)
Posted: March 4, 2020 at 4:28:19 PM
I can imagine that ghost peppers are a whole different story. I was thinking about chopping up say scotch bonnet or something never burned my hands.

have had some very bad experiences with chili tainted hands, which belong in ILTMI


I thought I was the only one.

sleeve, Thursday, 5 March 2020 01:17 (two months ago) link

Zing test

sleeve, Thursday, 5 March 2020 01:19 (two months ago) link

I had an awesome dinner date once with a roommate's ex-gf that he set me up with. I chopped up a habanero for whatever we made for dinner at her place. After dinner, we decided to go for it and after a while, intercourse with confom (put on by me) commenced. Shortly thereafter:

"OH! Hmm, that's... interesting. I think I can feel the peppers"

Very shortly after that:

"Um I don't think this is going to workouchowow"

Sadly we never got it on again...

sleeve, Thursday, 5 March 2020 01:24 (two months ago) link

I've had both my penis and my anus (separate incidents) touched by someone who had earlier chopped chilies. Both incidents ended in me running the affected part under cold water

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:21 (two months ago) link

then why is it called capsi-cum
sorry

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:25 (two months ago) link

LOL

sleeve, Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:26 (two months ago) link

Chop chilli, wash hands, go for piss, apparently not adequately washed hands. It felt like it was melting for a couple of minutes.

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:32 (two months ago) link

boycotting this thread for isolating and removing the good part of the outbreak thread

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:40 (two months ago) link

xp yep, and what's worse is that i do it all the time

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2020 11:06 (two months ago) link

Gloves, people! Otherwise, you can use the plastic produce bag to cover your hands while chopping. Have inadvertently touched my own dick after chopping peppers, but dont think I've gotten interactive with anyone else under similar circumstances.

☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 5 March 2020 11:49 (two months ago) link

so after you chop peppers you have sex with gloves on, is what you're saying

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:21 (two months ago) link

Chopping chillis with gloves on is a depressing metaphor for the way to lead a life. Really you just need access to a long, cool glass of milk when required.

kraudive, Thursday, 5 March 2020 20:48 (two months ago) link

for dunking

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 March 2020 21:24 (two months ago) link

It's happened

kraudive, Thursday, 5 March 2020 22:50 (two months ago) link

dans la dairy air

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:30 (two months ago) link

sounding with a bird's eye chili rn

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:59 (two months ago) link

scotch burnit

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:01 (two months ago) link

sounding with a bird's eye chili rn

No points if it's uncut. When I toured the Chile Pepper Institute in Las Cruces, the director picked a bhut jolokia from the demo garden and rubbed it on his eyelids to show how harmless they are until you get inside to the veins.

Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:15 (two months ago) link

if what's uncut

forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:15 (two months ago) link

A+

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:20 (two months ago) link

hate to type it but actual irl laugh

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:21 (two months ago) link

lol, I thought about fixing the wording but nah

Miami weisse (WmC), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:21 (two months ago) link

lmao

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:21 (two months ago) link

tip of bonnet harbl

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 6 March 2020 00:31 (two months ago) link


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