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On my way to opening day

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 February 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

me too!

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:57 (four years ago) link

fun opening game in Nashville. I think the team will be solid this year once they get more time to gel.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 March 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link

Josef Martinez torn ACL. damn

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 March 2020 03:26 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/mls/major-league-soccer-resume-play-tournament-1.5605884

I'm going to watch the hell out of this

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

will be weird (no crowds) and possibly bad

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

Oh it's going to be really bad

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

im entirely too starved of fĂștbol at this stage. I am a desperate man

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link

i'll watch the hell out of it.

looks like what I paid for season tickets is gonna roll over to next year since we won't be able to see many (if any) games in person this year.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

the draw for this has massively rigged energy

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

as long as NYCFC are all eaten by a bear on live tv i'm game

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Bubble is going well.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

It's the tournament Garber deserves.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

truly

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

That wall of ads is so distracting. I feel a little guilty watching this because it's stupid and dangerous yet, as with most things MLS, it's such a dumb crazy spectacle I can't look away.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 9 July 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link

lol at Dwyer whiffing in front of an unguarded net

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link

when your feet are too rusty to score, try fisting it in

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

what a garbage goal, any squad with a slightly above average defence should have broken that up. sigh

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link

never like to see a player with his hands around his throat like that. stretcher coming

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link

ugh. that was ugly. hope Reyes is ok.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link

Goal!

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:05 (three years ago) link

Tesho Akindele scores a lot of goals for a guy who doesn't look like he was made to play this game.

which probably explains why he so horribly whiffed on that one

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

Dwyer should have had like two yellows before he crushed that guy's throat.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

Dwyer should perenially always have two yellows, he's a reckless player in general

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link

Naniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

lol 2-0 already OCSC

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link

of course they'd play a match like this when nobody can be there to watch. 3 goals!

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:02 (three years ago) link

I didn't see it, but apparently the Quakes/Vancouver game tonight was complete lunacy.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

have they just decided every 2nd half is going to have 10 minutes of stoppage now? cos they scored the winner in the 9th minute of stoppage tonight, Orlando had 10 minutes of stoppage last night, which seemed absurd considering the drink break wasn't THAT long, and only one goal, typical number of substitutions, a few short injury stops.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:31 (three years ago) link

i mean if u wanna get technical about, we HAVE been stopping play for months until now, thats a lot of time to make up

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 16 July 2020 06:08 (three years ago) link

really bad job guys pic.twitter.com/GNzlIijYGE

— watke (@watke_) July 16, 2020

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 16 July 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

Was thinking about crossposting to amazing goal thread but nah

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 16 July 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

of fucking course, the first Orlando City squad that looks like it might be quality happens during a global pandemic ;)

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

woohoo, on to quarterfinals. this OC team is legit, just still need a more solid striker at the back. also Nani has been kind of off his game.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 July 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

Nerve-racked for the second half vs LAFC

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOD

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

semi-finals against Minnesota. weather delay. meh

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

FINALS BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 03:26 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

TV coverage not realising Orlando had scored until a full two minutes after play had resumed - the MLS is back, baby.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 29 August 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

That made me so fucking mad

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link

But HEY WE BEAT ATLLLLL

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link

It's a pretty regular thing ime, the broadcast will be f-ing around with a replay or some BS and a goal will be scored off-screen.

Fire had about 15 mins of good play tonight and that wasn't nearly enough, even though it seems like nycfc is mostly bad too. Them playing at Red Bull arena is hilarious.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:57 (three years ago) link

Also to save money the away team broadcasters (well, for the Fire at least) are rarely on site even in non pandemic times.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link

amazing what having to play on a real field does to the Pigeons

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 August 2020 04:03 (three years ago) link

mega LOLs today with Brad Guzan failing to save a ball shot directly at him and appearing to shit the ball into the goal

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 August 2020 04:10 (three years ago) link

It was a bizarre situation. Junior Urso scored and the ref seemed to have ruled the goal out, so he started complaining and play restarted off-screen. The commentators were discussing why it might have been chalked off and were told later that it had counted. idk how they got all the players back in their own halves and kicked off again in the time it took to show a replay.

The referee was appalling. An Atlanta player was kicked by a high foot hard enough to leave stud marks in his neck, while in the penalty box - the ref gave nothing, was told to look at it again on screen, and still gave nothing. Orlando deserved to win overall, though.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 30 August 2020 05:24 (three years ago) link

I'm not used to my boys being good. Enjoying this while it lasts

Neanderthal, Thursday, 3 September 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

Blowing a lead in both the last two games and leaving 4 points on the field...fuck.

Against Atlanta's awful team even worse. They had zero attack but it just takes 1.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link


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