US Politics, February 2020. They want to kill your cows.

does this guy ever stop whining?

“Trump”

there’s a global pandemic and he’s worried about what democrats saying about him

Snowflake-in-Chief is a full-time job.

Such a fucking bitch ass

Multi-day sleep deprivation - the key to wise governance and general lucidity.

Mulvaney says Trump didn't sleep on flight home from India, then didn't sleep at all during the day before his Coronavirus press conference.

— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) February 28, 2020

did anyone notice a difference though?

lol exactly how can you tell

haha this is the ideal situation for a germophobe to be president in, i hope he never sleeps again

Someone put a Filet o Fish in his mouth.

hard to imagine anyone more susceptible than these Dem candidates right now, several flights a day with all the crowds and handshaking (+ their generally advanced age)

wonder what kind of campaigning we're going to have in three or four months

otoh maybe this will put an end to Trump rallies

lol this will absolutely not stop Trump rallies, half the people who attend those believe Coronavirus is a deep state plot to make the President look bad

maybe for the best, actually

anyway we're talking about a guy who runs screaming at the sight of blood and bathes in Purell, is *he* going to show up?

half the people who attend those believe Coronavirus is a deep state plot to make the President look bad a Mexican beer

https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/americans-are-avoiding-corona-beer-amid-coronavirus-outbreak-survey-finds/

There was also some confusion as 16 percent of those surveyed said they were not sure whether the virus is related to Corona beer.

and 15% were POSITIVE it was related to corona beer

this is like 2003 when no one would go to a Peter Sarsgaard movie

ah the New York Post

the drinking of Corona by South Florida tourists is a virus.

The spread of the coronavirus couldn’t have come at a worse time for Constellation, which is spending $40 million to launch its new Corona-branded hard seltzer.

Part of the promotion includes a sponsored tweet that has sparked criticism for using the phrase “coming ashore soon.”

https://presswatchers.org/2020/02/big-media-is-covering-up-trumps-terrifying-incoherence-in-a-time-of-emergency/

I don’t think it’s inevitable. It probably will. It possibly will. It could be at a very small level or it could be at a larger level. Whatever happens, we’re totally prepared. We have the best people in the world. You see that from the study. We have the best prepared people, the best people in the world. Congress is willing to give us much more than we’re even asking for. That’s nice for a change. But we are totally ready, willing, and able to — it’s a term that we use, it’s “ready, willing, and able.” It’s going to be very well under control. Now, it may get bigger. It may get a little bigger. It may not get bigger at all. We’ll see what happens. But regardless of what happens, we’re totally prepared... View this the same as the flu. When somebody sneezes, I mean, I try and bail out as much as possible when there’s sneezing. I had a man come up to me a week ago, I hadn’t seen him in a long time, and I said, “How you doing?” He said, “Fine, fine,” he hugged me, kissed me. I said, “Are you well?” He says “No.” He said, “I have the worst fever and the worst flu.” And he’s hugging and kissing me. So I said, excuse me, I went out and started washing my hands. So you have to do that.

and I said, “How you doing?” He said, “Fine, fine, sir” he hugged me, kissed me.

fixed

I try and bail out

never forget

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time-donald-trump-turned-away-in-disgust-while-a-man-bled-to-death-in-front-of-him

What happens is, these 10 Marines from the back of the room… they come running forward, they grab him, they put the blood all over the place—it’s all over their uniforms—they’re taking it, they’re swiping it

Mike Huckabee says Trump "could personally sick the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean." pic.twitter.com/X7xbC5ebDz

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 28, 2020

now we know who was hugging and kissing Trump

someone tell Trump the bottom of the Pacific Ocean smells like coronavirus vaccine

someone tell Trump the bottom of the ocean is made out of well-done steak

Put ketchup bottles down there too

The real world version of the Joker, like the dude in the high-security psychiatric hospital who fancies himself a stand-up comic but actually just sounds fucking batshit all the time, that's Huckabee. What a lugnut.

Also let's just say it in case it needs to be vocalized: yes, Donald Trump, as the POTUS the fucking buck stops with you, you sniveling little bitch.

it's a public responsibility this guy's in office. "the market" always crashes when republicans have the white house. how can enough people keep pretending not to notice that?

I see that you wrote a post, and I understand what you're saying and nod my head vigorously in agreement while I'm reading it, but once I've reached the end I forget what I've just read and start chanting 'Trump! Trump! Trump!' It's weird!

life is weird

Jesus loves the little children
Just not yours
Fuck their feelings

Good news, everyone!

WaPo: Trump officials discuss tax cuts, other emergency measures in hopes of tackling coronavirus fallout

Trickle down vaccines

Maybe next time don’t vote for Iran sanctions, the “humanitarian” exemption was always bullshit as any anti-war activist could have told you. Sanctions are designed to kill and here, again, this is what they’ve done. https://t.co/kqTSGbLZqd

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) February 28, 2020

oooh burn

Anti-war activists often consulted before votes in the Senate

they will be when we perfect this thing

Anti-war activists often consulted before votes in the Senate

... maybe that's the problem?

WATCH: President Trump encourages South Carolina Republicans to vote for a Democratic presidential candidate in tomorrow's open primary.

He takes a poll: "Who the hell is easier to beat? Crazy Bernie or Sleepy Joe?" The crowd cheers.

"I don't know. I think Crazy Bernie has it." pic.twitter.com/hC1dD5IwRt

— Nicole Sganga (@NicoleSganga) February 29, 2020

Trump trying to bring the conversation back to himself as usual

US Politics, March 2020 — There’s a very good chance you’re not going to die.