SPRING TRAINING 2020

Hell yeah gotta get ready for the world series this year

Chris Davis' perfect spring is over. He just lined out to the warning track in left center, dropping his Grapefruit League OBP to .833. #Orioles

— Joe Trezza (@JoeTrezz) February 27, 2020

does he already have as many hits in spring training as he did during the entire regular season last year?

tebow's boner helps schrock get to second base

and brodey finishes off the cardinals

ty mets

Mets' GM is the closer now?

nope, brodey the RF! i was just trying to keep the sex joke pun thing going

more of this please

Rizzo after doing the math says he has no idea what's coming... "somebody bang for me" - later feels the fastball coming and hits it pic.twitter.com/nLHUWNZjyd

— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) March 2, 2020

i enjoyed the highlights, especially bryant complaining "now i'm tired" after legging out a foul ball. celebrities ... they're just like us

i think about mookie saying he ain't gonna get this one boys regularly and with joy

this sounds familiar

Daryl Morey: "If you tune into a lot of NBA telecasts, the announcers are hate watching their own game."

"Imagine the NFL if [Tony] Romo was basically like ‘Oh, this passing is not going to work. Where’s my cloud of dust?' That’s NBA games right now."https://t.co/Q2AN4eehsB

— Ben DuBose (@BenDuBose) March 3, 2020

gary sanchez just threw a bat further into the stands than i've ever seen -- got it out past third base

Holy cats Matt Kemp is on the Marlins

holy . . . cats? do i even know you

ilb fave randy arozarena this spring: 7-for-12, 3B, 2B, 6 RBI, 6 BB, 0 K

why would i watch the marlins xp

oh, i was questioning your choice of mild expletives, not marlins knowledge. i didn't know he was there either

gerrit cole has allowed four homers in two innings today (two to miggy, two to travis demeritte)

march and april games are canceled, along with spring training, due to coronavirus

not really, yet, but just wanted to mentally prepare for that future message

bought it for 1.1 seconds and felt somehow even sadder about the world, now incrementally better

ooooh Karl you delinquent!

but see, if this comes up again you'll have a better idea of how to handle it, maybe

i should be a therapist - "now, concentrate on future pain, concentrate on the worst that could happen, and what that could, would, will feel like. ok, now live in that pain and sorrow until the real thing comes, so you will be prepared. i'll see you next week."

I actually do this all the time, damn grooved neural pathways

thank you for inspiring my new fantasy team name, mookie!

Raising Arozarena

✓

This is the most electric walk you will see all season. 😂 🔊 pic.twitter.com/jvcwDJMiHe

— MLB (@MLB) March 6, 2020

.@FreddieFreeman5 knows that where there's wind, there's a way 😂 pic.twitter.com/IlCiO22Xtf

— Cut4 (@Cut4) March 6, 2020

man, that is incredible

ban it from competitive games, but otherwise they should mic up a few key players and then tell most MLB announcing crews to stay home, it would be better that way

ban it from competitive games

this year, 150 marlins games and 150 tigers games mic'd up! (the 12 games they face each other are not, bc u said competitive)

u said ban from competitive* ugh you get the joke

lol i completely believed that for a sec!

apparently pete alonso said he's fine with having 1B mic'd up whenever he's out there on defense

here's something that is not a joke: a mets player named Johneshwy Fargas hit for a cycle

also not a joke: first time in a long time i looked at a name and could not even attempt to pronounce it, had to look for a video (the minor league announcer said Jo-NESH-wee)

this part is joke tho: I was gonna just pronounce it "Jones' Highway"

we have reached the Goose Gossage Interview portion of spring training

Yes, Goose Gossage did say “It’s like the Democrats are running baseball.’’
Also that the #Yankees have a computer crew, today’s game is unwatchable, Yount + Molitor stole signs, more. All warming up for Monday #RedSox-#Yankees rivalry event in Clearwater https://t.co/oed5qHZszQ

— Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays) March 6, 2020

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Larry Walker, soon-to-be baseball Hall of Famer, will be listed as the Avalanche's official emergency goaltender Sunday in Denver when they host Vegas. Growing up in B.C., he dreamed of playing in net in the NHL.

— Nick Groke (@nickgroke) March 10, 2020

if the ncaa/nba/nhl are playing legit games without fans, it's gonna be pretty sketchy to continue regular spring training games

yep. this is a weird time.

Rob Manfred said Mon MLB planned to start the season on time. What possessed him to say such a thing was beyond me then, and the NBA cancellation only amplifies the statement. Texted Tony Clark if the Union was consulted. “Things are literally changing every hour at this point.”

— Full Dissident (@hbryant42) March 12, 2020

baseball is toast imo

yeah. man, this blows. it's one of those "this is one of the last normal things i have" things, going away

over the last few days i adapted to the idea of watching baseball men running around in empty stadiums, and thought that would at least be deeply and intensely weird (thumbs up?). but i didn't even consider the possibility of one of the SEVERAL HUNDRED WEALTHY BASEBALL MEN coming down with it, which now that i think of it seems almost inevitable.

expecting season to be cancelled

not sure if I will be too

no way they straight-up cancel the season until they absolutely have to. maybe push it back to july 1 or something. they're completely winging it at this point, there was literally no plan at all as of a week ago

over the last few days i adapted to the idea of watching baseball men running around in empty stadiums, and thought that would at least be deeply and intensely weird (thumbs up?). but i didn't even consider the possibility of one of the SEVERAL HUNDRED WEALTHY BASEBALL MEN coming down with it, which now that i think of it seems almost inevitable.

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 22:03 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

did you ever watch that 2015 (i think) empty stadium baltimore game? it is pretty fucked up

at one point jeff samardzija does the nose-clearing-inhale, the loogie-hocking-set-up-throat-thing, and the loogie-launch, all on camera and EXTREMELY on microphone. it's rough. and it wasn't even an empty stadium due to, you know, a disease spread by fluids. my point is, jeff samardzija is disgusting

no joke, that sounds like must see tv.

wait, here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r0H6FqW94Q

apparently *some* teams have pulled scouts off the road, etc. kinda curious which teams are and aren't

(supposedly the knicks were the only nba team that wanted to continue business as usual, which is extremely knicks)

mlb's lack of action on exhibition games is pretty fuckin shabby

two hours! turns out the reason games are so long? the fans

ok, nothing against the announcer (he's better than what i'm used to), but i think if i'm going to watch empty stadium baseball games, i'm going to watch the version with just ambient ballpark noises as well. i want just the sounds of the ball hitting things, some grunts, the crack of the bat, touching the bases, the ball hitting a mitt. nothing else. no talking! no humans!

i'd be into that. Like some kind of nature documentary. Except with baseball.

whispering broadcasters. now THAT i could get into.

ffs

This is the Nationals' first announced sell-out of spring training and the concourse is packed with people right now.

— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 12, 2020

On Thursday MLB announced that effective Friday, March 13 it would be suspending all spring training events indefinitely, and the delay could potentially impact the start of the regular season.

Today Commissioner Robert D. Manfred, Jr. conducted a conference call with the 30 Clubs of Major League Baseball. Following last night’s newly updated recommendations from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) restricting events of more than 50 people for the next eight weeks, the opening of the 2020 regular season will be pushed back in accordance with that guidance.

I bet they're really regretting the 26-man rosters now.

this whole coronavirus mess started with bautista threw the bat.