YANKEES 2020 fsck you

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Worth 4+ WAR for you in 2018 but sure, he's garbage

True Yankeeism will never die

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link

more playing time for actual True Yankee Brett Gardner

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link

did the injury gods come up with this thread title?

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link

Brett Gardner WAR

2017 4.1
2018 2.6
2019 3.6

Yeah I'll take it and he can field his position

"true yankeeism" lol

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:09 (four years ago) link

brett gardner's a good player! (although like fellow True Yankee paul o'neill, some of his swings-and-misses look weirdly terrible)

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:13 (four years ago) link

also 18th all-time in games played for the yankees; should pass a-rod and nettles this year

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:18 (four years ago) link

he's like the platonic ideal of a yankee. 220 pounds of thick neck, jaw-tensin' gum poppin' assholism and really really good.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:28 (four years ago) link

when does the number get retired

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link

hard to argue that anyone other than Reggie (maybe E. Howard at a reach) is undeserving of the honor

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

Aaron Judge is hurt.

Andy K, Saturday, 29 February 2020 23:21 (four years ago) link

are the yankees doing a file system consistency check this year?

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 1 March 2020 01:03 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

insane

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link

maybe do this if it feels "fun"

this doesn't feel that way

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

lol that everyone the owners exposed all this dirty laundry in a situation that could never work

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link

true shitshow

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link

Wow, Ken Griffey Jr. had a really damn good reason to never play for the Yankees.

"Look at third base." pic.twitter.com/2v7DoBYyYC

— Roger Cormier (@yayroger) June 22, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 06:05 (three years ago) link

despite the moral advantage, they did not defeat the yankees

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 06:07 (three years ago) link

Guys, we know there are two designated hitters. It's an intrasquad game at camp - we can do whatever we want! Someone will be playing LF, he will just not be hitting.

— New York Yankees (@Yankees) July 6, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Stanton owning opening night

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link

both of the big fellas looking good

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 24 July 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link

What radio station can I tune into to avoid hearing this commentary & A-Rod? I went to WFAN but people were just calling in.

Virginia Plain, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

https://www.twitch.tv/isanyonethere10

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

No audio at the moment , perfect for you

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

I tuned into 106.7 DC but now there is a rain delay! So classic!

Virginia Plain, Friday, 24 July 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

Opening night got 2020’d

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link

Stanks have invited the POTUS to fling a ceremonial pitch! A rally is now scheduled outside the stadium on August 15th, the day of Trump's visit.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 July 2020 12:07 (three years ago) link

wow. really going for the full villain bingo card.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 July 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link

I love that his throwing out the first pitch requires an empty stadium

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 26 July 2020 12:49 (three years ago) link

anyway the only source I see for this is shithead himself

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 26 July 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

Has he been wrong yet?

Noting that New York Yankees President Randy Levine is “a great friend of mine,” Trump said that Levine “asked me to throw out the first pitch.”

“And I think I’m doing that on August 15 at Yankee Stadium,” Trump declared while speaking from the podium in the White House. As he was making those remarks, the president turned to look at former Yankees star Mariano Rivera, who was on hand to help mark MLB’s Opening Day.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 July 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link

it's true his word is bankable

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 26 July 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link

Because of my strong focus on the China Virus, including scheduled meetings on Vaccines, our economy and much else, I won’t be able to be in New York to throw out the opening pitch for the @Yankees on August 15th. We will make it later in the season!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link

Lol. Sure.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 26 July 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link

When you’ve lost even Randy Levine

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 27 July 2020 00:21 (three years ago) link

...he had an open invitation.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link

well yeah, *every* president has an "open invitation"

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 12:54 (three years ago) link

from Randy Levine?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

so many good reasons to hate the yankees and this is what u pick

The Yankees have lost me: Their support for Black Lives Matter is too much

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

By participating in misguided protests on the field, the Yankees have turned their backs on their history, their protectors and the truth. In doing so, they have made their city less safe.

oh no

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

my guess was the Post, but i see the DN publishes braindead stuff now n then

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

i know it mucks up yr narrative but NYY have been suprisingly good and out ahead of the curve on a lot of charitable/community/progressive stuff in recent years

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

(iirc NYY was literally the last team to do a gay pride night and apparently we will have to ponder 9/11 every seventh inning forever)

but no, they are not actually that bad, particularly in a world where the ricketts family exists. anyway that column is less about the yankees than it is about the writer being a dick and MLB as an organization finally doing the least it could possibly do after decades of lip service to jackie robinson's legacy

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link

for sure

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

otm

k3vin k., Thursday, 30 July 2020 02:54 (three years ago) link

Stanton is on some sort of rampage

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 31 July 2020 02:41 (three years ago) link

He only has to swing the bat 240 times instead of 500

Judge has 6 home runs over the last 5 days.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 August 2020 04:37 (three years ago) link

Greenie is going to be the downfall of the season, just wait

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

you are doing the lord’s work watching this team

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link

lol

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link

It’s up to “higgy” fuckin hell

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link

“Ballgame over. Yankees lose. Yankees loooooooose.”

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:30 (three years ago) link

That would be so great if he folded that into the repertoire.

The bright side of this season is only 2 or 3 games invested in a first round elimination.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:49 (three years ago) link

“Guess who just back today”

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

dj wins the batting title, becomes the first guy to do it in JV leagues

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, 26 September 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

Afterman, though, has helped Cashman with some of his mischief. Cashman had once been using a cheap machine that produced fake flatulence, and she bought him a higher-quality one she called “the Fartmaster 4000.” (Cashman has burned through many of those.) He hid the device in the visiting players’ lounge at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia during the 2009 World Series and watched from an adjacent room.

um

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/29/sports/baseball/brian-cashman-yankees.html?action=click&module=Editors%20Picks&pgtype=Homepage

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link

i think we may have just found a new nickname for the 2020 Yankees

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link

The 2020 New York Yankees!

*90s Sitcom Intro - Full House Edition* pic.twitter.com/Q0jZYmj7oI

— Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) September 29, 2020

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link

Lol!

calstars, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

TOUCHABLE

calstars, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:45 (three years ago) link

Later Bieber, have fun stewing all winter about what went wrong tonight

calstars, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

Sweet

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link

WHOMST did beibs start against

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:02 (three years ago) link

gettin higgy with it

Higashioka is catching Tanaka tonight. The #Yankees can spin it any way they would like. Gary Sanchez is not the clear No. 1 catcher any longer.

— Joel Sherman (@Joelsherman1) October 7, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

good

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

GS is so weird I think his talent is 100% real but he has Jason heyward disease

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

heyward's ops was 230 points higher this year

also allowed fewer passed balls

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

But u know what I mean when JH had to rebuild his swing BC he got himself all fucked up

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

Higgy is the man

calstars, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/419548NGVXL.jpg

calstars, Friday, 9 October 2020 11:09 (three years ago) link

happy 80th to john lennon joe pepitone

mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

Post game recap. No more Yankees games. pic.twitter.com/7w1TY7GXPg

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) October 10, 2020

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:16 (three years ago) link

can only assume the 2004 yankees are now enjoying a champagne toast

mookieproof, Sunday, 18 October 2020 04:12 (three years ago) link


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