If Mike Bloomberg is the Democratic nominee, will you vote for him in November?

Just buy off 3-4 swing states, bargain with both parties to make yourself VP with a quick resignation by the elected President.

lol, this side-convo is pretty funny given what bloomberg said in the debate a few minutes ago about buying elections

Are they using Humans of Late Capitalism as a guidebook or something?

We’ve got something in the shop for our #CAPitalist friends.

Order now: https://t.co/7oigKwgldK pic.twitter.com/xyOPtoLZx2

— Team Bloomberg (@Mike2020) February 26, 2020

why not make em red and ship to Trump rallies?

New Bloomberg rally music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftSWk-mg_Vc

Still yes for me, though it looks less like I might have to and I'm fine with that.

Having watched portions of the past two debates, my wife and I both agree that Bloomberg is definitely the worst of the remaining candidates, closely followed by Biden. They even make Buttigeig and Klobuchar look good by comparison. We are boomers, btw.

fun thought exercise with klobuchar: what does she actually believe in? if elected, what would be the big difference with her in charge?

mandated leg shavings

Seriously? Aggressive prosecution of drug users, deporting immigrants, against free speech.

to be fair that would currently not be a big difference

The Wall Street Journal reports:

Michael Bloomberg’s presidential campaign has made overtures to Democrat Andrew Yang, courting the former candidate’s endorsement and floating the possibility of Mr. Yang becoming his running mate, according to two people familiar with the discussions.

The turning point

The Billionaire and the Millionaire!

giving everyone $1000 of Bloomberg's money every month I can get behind

A text exchange:

'Hi, it's Jen with Mike Bloomberg 2020. Election day is around the corner and we deserve a Democratic nominee that will beat Donald Trump. Can I count on you to vote for Mike?'

'Hi, Jen! Please tell Mike to cram it with walnuts. And that if he absolutely needs to buy something, a pony is way cheaper than an election.'

His volunteers must just be completely exhausted at this point and wondering if it's worth all of the artisanal hoagies.

did we ever determine if he actually has any volunteers

Well, volunteer$$$

Well.

La Warreña esta endingo ella campaigño. Yo wisho ella endedo ít que beforè destroyingo mi thougho.

— Miguel Bloombito (@ElBloombito) March 5, 2020

btw he did not "set $500 million on fire," Shakey, he helped torch Sanders to save himself and his class from the wealth tax

if anything he probably helped Sanders

he commie-baited him with saturation TV ads

Bloomberg's going to spend 1.4% of his wealth as a fuck-off to Trump. I don't think Sanders ever figured heavily in this decision.

flashback to... ten days ago

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/24/mike-bloomberg-prepares-media-blitz-against-bernie-sanders.html