why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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we didn't wear helmets, our drinking water was laced with lead, our parents were emotionally distant or openly abusive, and we carry numerous unexamined traumas from which we have suffered our entire lives, and this is a good thing.

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link

That's the spirit.

Dunty Reggae party ๐ŸŽ‰ (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

wikipedia:
Laver seaweed has been cultivated as a food since at least the 17th century.

(this is in wales, which is in the uk iirc)

koogs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

For the time being.

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

Cymruexit

Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:26 (four years ago) link

I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link

drink full and descend

โ„บ โ˜ฝ โ‹  โŽ (โœ–), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

We drank our own pee and dreamed it was lemonade

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

Weird nostalgia for bygone days of poverty is definitely a thing, but it doesn't usually center on the wide variety of good food you didn't eat because you were too poor or ignorant. That author sounds terrified of other people making choices.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

"Life expectancy was 65"

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link

I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 02:24 (four years ago) link

it's weird that the 50s are held up as the golden age of shit trad british food bc it was probably the biggest decade of growth for e.g. chinese and indian restaurants in the UK, at least in % terms. even my fusty grandparents ate pasta occasionally, and anglo-indian food like kedgeree had been around for 150+ years

big difference not listed there is that french cuisine was p much the first and last word in fine cuisine back then. old british ppl fkn love french food/butter/meat/death

ogmor, Thursday, 27 February 2020 10:31 (four years ago) link

Lol I am old

Dunty Reggae party ๐ŸŽ‰ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 February 2020 11:41 (four years ago) link

I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose
And heaven knows I'm miserable now


lmao

majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 27 February 2020 12:24 (four years ago) link

Not sure if this belongs on here or the right-wing cartoons thread, either way I "enjoyed" it

https://i.redd.it/3iz4ha4iksj41.jpg

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link

I like how that someone took the mildly clever cartoon and then explained the joke

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link

In the 1960s cars were always parked

symsymsym, Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

Hilarious tbh

โ„บ โ˜ฝ โ‹  โŽ (โœ–), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link

So what they're saying is that there are no zebra crossings any more and that's bad for pedestrians, right? A Good Cartoon.

emil.y, Sunday, 1 March 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hnnnhggghghghhhnnnnn

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 March 2020 09:21 (four years ago) link

update: hope now can cancelled

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

Except hope for the sweet release of death

That's pretty evergreen

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link

-The Misfits

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link


March 12 at 1:20 PM

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People are still sharing this.

โ˜ฎ๏ธ (peace, man), Monday, 16 March 2020 13:21 (four years ago) link

shot down by the coronavirus, omg rip

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 March 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link

is that... robin with a manbun?

brimstead, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:59 (four years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/bNbJknz/badmeme2.jpg

it's........................ it's perfect

โ„บ โ˜ฝ โ‹  โŽ (โœ–), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link

I swear, the Harambe meme is like that roach that manages to scamper around even after you've removed its head

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link

oh i've missed that lad

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link

iโ€™ve been off facebook forever and am only hanging around because a) special interest groups and b) the boredom virus, but is it normal for people to completely flood groups with irrelevant and totally shitty memes? every time i open it thereโ€™s a a disengaged cat with a stupid caption, or a weak as fuck makuthink platitude, or some dumb game where people post the 27th most recent photo on their phone, or a low-res gif of a bus falling off a cliff. i am not in buses-falling-off-cliffs groups btw.

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 06:44 (four years ago) link

Standard fare. I saw people attacking a woman for refusing to join the IDF with gifs of dancing K-pop stars yesterday.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 06:54 (four years ago) link

oh dear

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 06:55 (four years ago) link

Yes, Soviet special ops very famous for their hysteria and sentimentality.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 10 April 2020 10:51 (four years ago) link

the superbas are NUFFINK compared to ARE BOYS

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 10:55 (four years ago) link

wtf autocorrect

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 10:56 (four years ago) link

The British soldier's love of brewing up led to the Italians dropping anti-personnel mines disguised as thermos flasks all over Tobruk

Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:02 (four years ago) link

Ah yes, that famously unsentimental nation the British

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 11:11 (four years ago) link

But what would Benoit Blanc do?

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 10 April 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/hZMqDrM/screencapture-www-facebook-com-seaniclesofnarnia-posts-10157099017972036-1586703572280-1.png

ahh yes, those good, wholesome El Salvador gangs are doing their part, carrying baseball bats in the street, beating people who are outside, and sending videos of these beatings to civilians to warn them not to come outside.

genital giant (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 April 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Scottish are a proud folk, who are entirely unremarkable and indistinguishable from the rest of humanity, except they have spawned half a dozen words that are unpronounceable by anyone else. And of this they are very proud.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

<3 th scots 4 that

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

Bobby G, is that you?

Neil S, Thursday, 30 April 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link

When I drive past the signpost for Ecclefechan on the M74 I always say Ecclefechan out loud several times. It's an odd and wonderful word even to this Scot.

Ironically (?) its name is likely Brittonic/Welsh in origin

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, 2 May 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link


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