why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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My tolerance for posts featuring original dialogue accredited to Pooh and Piglet is long-exhausted, and it is a strain not to tell close family members where to stick it when it inevitably pops up.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link

the best part about these "drinking from the hose" memes is that they always unintentionally make the old days sound fucking horrible

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link

What do they mean by "coffee was camp"?

โ˜ฎ๏ธ (peace, man), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link

Parents used to have a bottle of Camp in the cupboard and to the best of my knowledge they never drank it. Mom might've used it for xakee flavouring maybe.

Dunty Reggae party ๐ŸŽ‰ (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link

The label was a bit racist.

Dunty Reggae party ๐ŸŽ‰ (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link

sound really yucky

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

The hell did this fucker eat

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

White bread and mutton i guess

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

for millennia before the invention of chicken tikka masala, britons mainly ate a thick brown slop composed of potatoes, assorted pig organs, and wool

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

Potatoes a new world food tho. Surprised this person ate potatoes in the 50s, rather foreign

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:07 (four years ago) link

The one thing that we never ever had on our table in the fifties ..
was all the delicious food I just mentioned
Fuck you!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link

I seen one today which was horrible - Union Jack coloured British Isles - "We are British. We Eat Meat. We Speak English" but I was too mortified to share

Dunty Reggae party ๐ŸŽ‰ (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link

Real England

Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

Things were great when they were crap

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link

we didn't wear helmets, our drinking water was laced with lead, our parents were emotionally distant or openly abusive, and we carry numerous unexamined traumas from which we have suffered our entire lives, and this is a good thing.

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link

That's the spirit.

Dunty Reggae party ๐ŸŽ‰ (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

wikipedia:
Laver seaweed has been cultivated as a food since at least the 17th century.

(this is in wales, which is in the uk iirc)

koogs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

For the time being.

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

Cymruexit

Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:26 (four years ago) link

I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link

drink full and descend

โ„บ โ˜ฝ โ‹  โŽ (โœ–), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

We drank our own pee and dreamed it was lemonade

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

Weird nostalgia for bygone days of poverty is definitely a thing, but it doesn't usually center on the wide variety of good food you didn't eat because you were too poor or ignorant. That author sounds terrified of other people making choices.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link

"Life expectancy was 65"

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link

I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 02:24 (four years ago) link

it's weird that the 50s are held up as the golden age of shit trad british food bc it was probably the biggest decade of growth for e.g. chinese and indian restaurants in the UK, at least in % terms. even my fusty grandparents ate pasta occasionally, and anglo-indian food like kedgeree had been around for 150+ years

big difference not listed there is that french cuisine was p much the first and last word in fine cuisine back then. old british ppl fkn love french food/butter/meat/death

ogmor, Thursday, 27 February 2020 10:31 (four years ago) link

Lol I am old

Dunty Reggae party ๐ŸŽ‰ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 February 2020 11:41 (four years ago) link

I drank from the hose and then I ate the hose
And heaven knows I'm miserable now


lmao

majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 27 February 2020 12:24 (four years ago) link

Not sure if this belongs on here or the right-wing cartoons thread, either way I "enjoyed" it

https://i.redd.it/3iz4ha4iksj41.jpg

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link

I like how that someone took the mildly clever cartoon and then explained the joke

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link

In the 1960s cars were always parked

symsymsym, Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

Hilarious tbh

โ„บ โ˜ฝ โ‹  โŽ (โœ–), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link

So what they're saying is that there are no zebra crossings any more and that's bad for pedestrians, right? A Good Cartoon.

emil.y, Sunday, 1 March 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hnnnhggghghghhhnnnnn

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 March 2020 09:21 (four years ago) link

update: hope now can cancelled

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

Except hope for the sweet release of death

That's pretty evergreen

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link

-The Misfits

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link


March 12 at 1:20 PM

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People are still sharing this.

โ˜ฎ๏ธ (peace, man), Monday, 16 March 2020 13:21 (four years ago) link

shot down by the coronavirus, omg rip

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 March 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link

is that... robin with a manbun?

brimstead, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 02:59 (four years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/bNbJknz/badmeme2.jpg

it's........................ it's perfect

โ„บ โ˜ฝ โ‹  โŽ (โœ–), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link

I swear, the Harambe meme is like that roach that manages to scamper around even after you've removed its head

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link

oh i've missed that lad

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link

iโ€™ve been off facebook forever and am only hanging around because a) special interest groups and b) the boredom virus, but is it normal for people to completely flood groups with irrelevant and totally shitty memes? every time i open it thereโ€™s a a disengaged cat with a stupid caption, or a weak as fuck makuthink platitude, or some dumb game where people post the 27th most recent photo on their phone, or a low-res gif of a bus falling off a cliff. i am not in buses-falling-off-cliffs groups btw.

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 06:44 (four years ago) link

Standard fare. I saw people attacking a woman for refusing to join the IDF with gifs of dancing K-pop stars yesterday.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 06:54 (four years ago) link

oh dear

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 06:55 (four years ago) link


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