important baseball tweets

maybe it's a steely dan / heroin ref? don't confront the dragon jose, alone or otherwise!

This is Addison Russell’s entire blurb in this year’s @baseballpro annual. pic.twitter.com/Vp6GLEvcip

— Shaker Samman (@ShakerSamman) February 20, 2020

Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.

— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020

what are we even doing, man?

— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020

otm

A few important public health messages for everyone #ThrowbackThursday style pic.twitter.com/ltaUJXOhN8

— Dick Allen (@DickAllen_15) March 19, 2020

In G2 of the 1998 ALCS, Chuck Knoblauch stopped to argue a call at 1B while the play was live, allowing the go-ahead run to score from first on a bunt. Asked after why he had done something so stupid, Knoblauch said, "We call it the Chinese Virus because it came from China."

— Steven Goldman (@GoStevenGoldman) March 20, 2020

lol

I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up

We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020

Hello everyone,

Hope all of you are doing good.

These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.

I'm doing fine, being careful.

Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.
Thanks to all of you for being here.

— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020

Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0

— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020

East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ

— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020

S/D Unconventional Stadium Dimensions

(xposted)

cc: @RaysBaseball pic.twitter.com/pQyMhyGOUA

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 8, 2020

the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans

Biden should do this for the DNC imo pic.twitter.com/Vg4sEYWxHt

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 13, 2020

the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans

that's not true. i don't see any of those mannequins cheering wildly for the productive ground ball out to the right side that moved the runner from 2nd to 3rd with still only 1 out, for example

if grapefruit MLB starts up, i'm gonna make a homemade mannequin to sit and watch the games with me at home

will it be a Mike Shannon figure?

the mike shannon figure will reek of budweiser and be draped over a guardrail barfing, just like in normal times

mookie is this your work? :)

*Checks current competition for "baseball's most ferocious sandwich-based logo"* pic.twitter.com/Utck3i9C6b

— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) April 13, 2020

no . . . but if you see any tweets about randy 'macho man' savage's minor league career, that's probably me

if i was a hat person i'd wear the augusta and trenton ones, maybe start a new streetwear trend

Joe Kelly busting a window while practicing his change up is exactly what this quarantine needed pic.twitter.com/mizSujtHL2

— Allie (@allie_g18) April 16, 2020

yes, posted on the chatter thread. amazing scenes. linchpin of the 2018 postseason!

whoops!

my dad's reply to this video:

'well, he always could through it through a brick wall. IF he hit the brick wall!'

pic.twitter.com/7KJcvMZPME

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 17, 2020

Several years ago, Kentucky Senator and Hall of Famer Jim Bunning and I were sitting on a bench outside the Otesaga Hotel looking out at the lake. "Promise me you'll never believe anything Mitch McConnell says," Bunning quietly requested. I have upheld Bunning's request.

— Peter Gammons (@pgammo) April 23, 2020

Warms my heart picturing you sitting on the couch thinking about me https://t.co/6TnVQGqhB6

— Ross Stripling (@RossStripling) May 14, 2020

Lol

Last night, my son was shot in the eye with a rubber bullet while peacefully protesting for justice for George Floyd. His story is not unique. Countless others have also experienced this use of excessive police force while trying to have their voices heard.

— Dale Murphy (@DaleMurphy3) June 1, 2020

June 1, 2007: AA Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman with one of the all-time great manager tirades. pic.twitter.com/kHkQV4mIJz

— This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) June 1, 2020

What an insufferable dumbass

I just high fived a dude in the grocery isle not wearing his mask like me. We didn’t sanitize after. Wait...that sounded gay. Shit that was politically incorrect.

— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 9, 2020

little fuckin pansies scared of some shit you cain't even see

click through for the full effect:

0 times divorced, but if he keeps walking the lead-off batter, I’ll consider filing 🤔 https://t.co/iAgvPcrazV

— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) September 2, 2020

awwww. they seem great!

Call him a career minor leaguer, call him a journeyman, a failed prospect, a long shot, a lost cause, a little too old, call him what you want. But today, call him a Major League Baseball player.
I am so deeply proud of this man. He waited his whole life for this opportunity... pic.twitter.com/LnV0IOpWjM

— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) June 25, 2018

In @MLB the @astros r now up 2-0 vs @Athletics : happy for @OgSwaggerdick Dusty Baker . Astros sending message we r for real after all the embarrassment caused by cheating in the past .

— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) October 6, 2020

i didn't realize that eric andre was ogswaggerdick dusty baker

and it's unclear whether or not dick vitale realized

LMFAO LETS GO #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/DSqLnVIklj

— Manuel Mar🐐 (@Tuataggy) October 10, 2020

https://twitter.com/juanctoribio/status/131480074813641113

Randy Arozarena posts the dance battle against Brett Phillips on his Instagram. He said: “Today I took home the crown. I won my rematch.”

Phillips and Arozarena are now tied. pic.twitter.com/OvteU49zQd

— Juan Toribio (@juanctoribio) October 10, 2020

Good lord

I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and coworkers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame

— Emma Baccelleerie 🎃 (@emmabaccellieri) October 19, 2020

far be it for me to judge a working writer but she's missing out on Booccelleerie imo

you can't tell me that tweet isn't just from an episode of brockmire

Let’s take a vote .How about we have a Bobby Bonilla day every year .Hand him an oversized check and drive a lap around the stadium.Could be fun

— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) November 20, 2020

I'm not sure if this is cool or kind of needy...both?

Here are my 2 Gold Gloves and Silver Slugger! pic.twitter.com/j7FvDu3Kr5

— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfield29) November 24, 2020

Maybe the only Jays history I was ever present for: Barfield's 40th HR in 1986, first Jay to do so.