he must really have exceptional health to have not succumbed to colon cancer by now
in Putin's Russia colon cancer succumbs to him
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
!!!!! pic.twitter.com/q7xJ8wGsRD— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) February 24, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:42 (four years ago) link
But no cauliflower rice, that might push him over the edge into hitting the red button and nuking Mexico or something.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link
serve him cauliflower ears for dinner
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link
if i known it was that kinda republican party, i woulda stuck my cauliflower in the mashed potatoes
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link
lol
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link
who's a good boy
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 04:16 (four years ago) link
"making the ice cream less accessible" is excellent
― mh, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link
Just store it at floor level. No way he's making it that far down unless he falls.
― Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link
I assume someone has already alerted Daniel Drezner to that.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
On Mar-a-Lago's website, I stumbled on this photo of one of their guest rooms. If you've stayed here, tell me what they charged you! Also, tell me what the deal is w/the frog. pic.twitter.com/pthnq4pH4m— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) February 24, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
The frog was modeled after Trump himself during one of his famous executive time mega dumps
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
little lord froggleroy
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link
That’s Jeremy Fisher. I don’t know what he’s doing there.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
Trump spent 45 minutes today w/producers behind a play that dramatized the text messages between FBI agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, complaining about why "some people are in prison and others aren't." He is now meeting with Diamond and Silk and others. https://t.co/5jIxvyyUfl— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) February 27, 2020
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 28 February 2020 02:48 (four years ago) link
"THE LOVERS"
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 28 February 2020 05:21 (four years ago) link
The president crouches down to do an impression of Michael Bloomberg being destroyed by Elizabeth Warren. pic.twitter.com/NbwcbUMNtz— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 29, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 March 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
I understand he didn't try to fuck the flag this time.
― nashwan, Monday, 2 March 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
every time I see this thread pop up I hope it's because it turned into an RIP thread
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 2 March 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link
He embraced it, pressed himself against it, rocked back and forth with it while saying "Oh, I love you baby. I love you, baby. I love you. I love you," and then kissed it.
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:05 (four years ago) link
starting to suspect this fella doesn't know what he's doing
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:09 (four years ago) link
strong move, mr. president!
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/trump-campaign-sues-washington-post-for-defamation.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
All it took to push Trump out of the media's spotlight was a lil pandemic hysteria
Google news homepage ctrl-f Trump: 6 resultsGoogle news homepage ctrl-f corona: 43 results
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link
On the subject of friendship, Trump was asked in a lightening range
to name his closest friend in Washington. Trump demurred, saying there were too many, but that he’s close to Vice President Pence and members of Congress, even Democrats.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 March 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link
In other words, Trump has no friends.
Trying to think of how any other president would answer that, or even how I would answer that.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link
Seriously? He could have just said his wife. But Mike Pence?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:01 (four years ago) link
i guess this is why i'm not president of the united states
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link
"my wife" seems like a kind of pathetic answer/dodge too
shoulda said Mike Pence's wife
― symsymsym, Friday, 6 March 2020 05:44 (four years ago) link
my best friend is probably eddy terrance, who works down in the mailroom. it's weird to think that our friendship started off as just "wow, this guy helps process my mail", but that really is how it began
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 05:55 (four years ago) link
I don't usually post stuff like this, but this is brilliant (at least for the first minute or so--he goes on a little long).
God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week! pic.twitter.com/aUifVWRzfh— J-L Cauvin (@JLCauvin) March 24, 2020
― clemenza, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:50 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSlWI3gUQlo
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 4 April 2020 23:03 (four years ago) link
reminds me of when he took a question from a venezuelan reporter and ignored the question and just ranted about venezuela for a few minutes
― wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 5 April 2020 01:38 (four years ago) link
Wow, we haven’t seen National Mall this empty since Donald Trump’s inauguration. pic.twitter.com/HVVcb8AYyF— Translate Trump (@TranslateRealDT) April 3, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 April 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link
Ok lol
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 5 April 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/24/trump-biden-china-debt-205475
Trump owes tens of millions to the Bank of China — and the loan is due soon
― herds of unmasked cletuses (WmC), Friday, 24 April 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link
To them being a Real Man is simply physically or emotionally dominating those around you, not any of the positive aspects of traditional masculinity (bravery, civic duty, being a responsible father, etc) David is referring to.— Adam Serwer🍝 (@AdamSerwer) April 24, 2020
― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 April 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link
So so pathetic https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/25/donald-trump-stays-away-from-briefings-amid-fallout-from-disinfectant-comments
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Sunday, 26 April 2020 06:26 (four years ago) link
He'll pout for a couple days and then come back and do it all over again.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 26 April 2020 06:37 (four years ago) link
GoofyI’llfuckindoitagain.jpeg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link
Just saw the new Crazy Phil Leonetti interview, Trump only mentioned in passing in regard to Trump buying an Atlantic City club from Scarfo. Says he didn't deal with him personally at the time, but Trump had 'made a statement, "those guys are stupid, I would have paid twice as much for that building", you know how he is'
As President he's 'not doing such a great job'.
Not much to add to public record, and not many left yet to comment on that time now.
― anvil, Sunday, 26 April 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
The “Noble Prize” tweetstorm, deletion, and “I was being sarcastic, duh” finale was pretty funny. Nobody clowns this guy like himself.
― circa1916, Monday, 27 April 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link
funniest thing about this is all the QAnon & Dilbert guy types coming out to say "actually the President knew exactly what he was talking about, the media and idiot liberals are just too dumb to get it" and then an hour later Trump just trampling over everything
― frogbs, Monday, 27 April 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link
lol imagine applying this amount of granular analysis to shithead's daily improv rant
https://nyti.ms/3aHzDHA
https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/2020/04/08/briefings/fd870130f4417c1dfaa4d626477dede1a608bd09/multis-Artboard_1.jpg
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 27 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
― circa1916, Monday, 27 April 2020 14:39 (four years ago) link
Every time he dies a press conference he should constantly be hounded to clarify if what he has just said is sarcastic or not
― I am using your worlds, Monday, 27 April 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
I was thinking the same thing.
― herds of unmasked cletuses (WmC), Monday, 27 April 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
I mean, he seldom has a lot of meaning in anything he says, it’s just all riffing. If his fan base starts disliking something he’ll spice it up by making up something newIt’s all serious and all sarcastic, depending on context
― mh, Monday, 27 April 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link
like when he refers to himself as "your favorite president"
serious for his supporters, sarcastic for everyone else
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 April 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link