washing your junk after sex

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great revive

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Saturday, 22 February 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link

i must be hanging out with the wrong penguins.

Yerac, Saturday, 22 February 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link

the other day I was at the grocery store in the vegan section, and looked upon the shelves of nutcheese, and thought immediately of this thread.

please advise

sarahell, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link

can't, too busy lolling at "nutcheese"

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

i apologize to any and all vegans on ilx reading this thread

sarahell, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link

any fellow uncircumcised kings who do not wash after sex are asking for a visit from the yeaster bunny

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link

is that what this is

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:31 (four years ago) link

put it that way: would you go to sleep wearing a pair of damp socks?

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link

that way? this way

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link

circumcised kings go to sleep wearing damp socks like this, cueball princes go to sleep wearing damp socks like this

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link

Well i no longer want my hummus

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link

Donate it

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 00:20 (four years ago) link

I keep a clean house, me; visitors need not wipe their feet upon leaving

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 00:49 (four years ago) link


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