Note the early versions of MAGA Hats the female contestants are wearing.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link
It's perfect red meat for the base that Trump has denounced the foreign winner of the USAmerican Oscars (and one with leftish class politics at that), but the fact that he referenced GONE WITH THE WIND says so much. I mean that movie is even older than he is. The election of Trump was about an America that is dying. Sometimes I fear it is being reborn in new forms, but for the most part I think it actually is dying.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 23 February 2020 04:54 (four years ago) link
for the most part I think it actually is dying
it sure seems to be taking its sweet time in going about it
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 February 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link
Trump certainly looks like he smells like he's dying
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Sunday, 23 February 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link
speaking of dying and smells, I read something about his trip to India expressing concern that his beef-centric diet will be compromised because they will not serve him beef there. Imagining him squirming hungrily in front of a plate of delicious vegetarian Indian food that he can't bring his pitiful palate to eat -- LOOOOOOOOOL
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link
I hope he dies of dysentery.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Morning Joe actually spent five minutes ruminating on the consequences of the president's inability to eat a Bic Mac in New Delhi.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
The thing I read was on CNN.com! I clicked somewhat shamefully because I wanted to know more after that sweet headline :( After reading, I began to relish the idea of him being severely uncomfortable. https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/23/politics/donald-trump-india-beef-vegetarian/index.html
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
he must really have exceptional health to have not succumbed to colon cancer by now
― equam phillips (crüt), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link
How can he succumb to the thing he is the living embodiment of
― Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link
Yeah this fuels my belief that he is a roiling blob of human cancer. How on earth can he have survived with that diet? He is revolting through and through, like ALL the way up and down and inside out.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 24 February 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
there is not actually a clear passage through and through
― j., Monday, 24 February 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link
Good point.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link
Pretty sure there is beef jerky in his pockets - all pockets - at all times.
― nashwan, Monday, 24 February 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
what it's actual big macs in the pockets?
― mh, Monday, 24 February 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link
in Putin's Russia colon cancer succumbs to him
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
!!!!! pic.twitter.com/q7xJ8wGsRD— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) February 24, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:42 (four years ago) link
But no cauliflower rice, that might push him over the edge into hitting the red button and nuking Mexico or something.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link
serve him cauliflower ears for dinner
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link
if i known it was that kinda republican party, i woulda stuck my cauliflower in the mashed potatoes
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link
lol
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link
who's a good boy
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 04:16 (four years ago) link
"making the ice cream less accessible" is excellent
― mh, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link
Just store it at floor level. No way he's making it that far down unless he falls.
― Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link
I assume someone has already alerted Daniel Drezner to that.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
On Mar-a-Lago's website, I stumbled on this photo of one of their guest rooms. If you've stayed here, tell me what they charged you! Also, tell me what the deal is w/the frog. pic.twitter.com/pthnq4pH4m— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) February 24, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
The frog was modeled after Trump himself during one of his famous executive time mega dumps
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
little lord froggleroy
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 16:22 (four years ago) link
That’s Jeremy Fisher. I don’t know what he’s doing there.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
Trump spent 45 minutes today w/producers behind a play that dramatized the text messages between FBI agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, complaining about why "some people are in prison and others aren't." He is now meeting with Diamond and Silk and others. https://t.co/5jIxvyyUfl— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) February 27, 2020
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 28 February 2020 02:48 (four years ago) link
"THE LOVERS"
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 28 February 2020 05:21 (four years ago) link
The president crouches down to do an impression of Michael Bloomberg being destroyed by Elizabeth Warren. pic.twitter.com/NbwcbUMNtz— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 29, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 March 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
I understand he didn't try to fuck the flag this time.
― nashwan, Monday, 2 March 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
every time I see this thread pop up I hope it's because it turned into an RIP thread
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 2 March 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link
He embraced it, pressed himself against it, rocked back and forth with it while saying "Oh, I love you baby. I love you, baby. I love you. I love you," and then kissed it.
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:05 (four years ago) link
starting to suspect this fella doesn't know what he's doing
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:09 (four years ago) link
strong move, mr. president!
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/trump-campaign-sues-washington-post-for-defamation.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
All it took to push Trump out of the media's spotlight was a lil pandemic hysteria
Google news homepage ctrl-f Trump: 6 resultsGoogle news homepage ctrl-f corona: 43 results
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link
On the subject of friendship, Trump was asked in a lightening range
to name his closest friend in Washington. Trump demurred, saying there were too many, but that he’s close to Vice President Pence and members of Congress, even Democrats.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 March 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link
In other words, Trump has no friends.
Trying to think of how any other president would answer that, or even how I would answer that.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link
Seriously? He could have just said his wife. But Mike Pence?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:01 (four years ago) link
i guess this is why i'm not president of the united states
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link
"my wife" seems like a kind of pathetic answer/dodge too
shoulda said Mike Pence's wife
― symsymsym, Friday, 6 March 2020 05:44 (four years ago) link
my best friend is probably eddy terrance, who works down in the mailroom. it's weird to think that our friendship started off as just "wow, this guy helps process my mail", but that really is how it began
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 05:55 (four years ago) link
I don't usually post stuff like this, but this is brilliant (at least for the first minute or so--he goes on a little long).
God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week! pic.twitter.com/aUifVWRzfh— J-L Cauvin (@JLCauvin) March 24, 2020
― clemenza, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:50 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSlWI3gUQlo
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 4 April 2020 23:03 (four years ago) link
reminds me of when he took a question from a venezuelan reporter and ignored the question and just ranted about venezuela for a few minutes
― wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 5 April 2020 01:38 (four years ago) link
Wow, we haven’t seen National Mall this empty since Donald Trump’s inauguration. pic.twitter.com/HVVcb8AYyF— Translate Trump (@TranslateRealDT) April 3, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 April 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link