Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

yes gene was there and tbh that was the final straw for me

Note the early versions of MAGA Hats the female contestants are wearing.

It's perfect red meat for the base that Trump has denounced the foreign winner of the USAmerican Oscars (and one with leftish class politics at that), but the fact that he referenced GONE WITH THE WIND says so much. I mean that movie is even older than he is. The election of Trump was about an America that is dying. Sometimes I fear it is being reborn in new forms, but for the most part I think it actually is dying.

for the most part I think it actually is dying

it sure seems to be taking its sweet time in going about it

Trump certainly looks like he smells like he's dying

speaking of dying and smells, I read something about his trip to India expressing concern that his beef-centric diet will be compromised because they will not serve him beef there. Imagining him squirming hungrily in front of a plate of delicious vegetarian Indian food that he can't bring his pitiful palate to eat -- LOOOOOOOOOL

I hope he dies of dysentery.

Morning Joe actually spent five minutes ruminating on the consequences of the president's inability to eat a Bic Mac in New Delhi.

The thing I read was on CNN.com! I clicked somewhat shamefully because I wanted to know more after that sweet headline :( After reading, I began to relish the idea of him being severely uncomfortable.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/23/politics/donald-trump-india-beef-vegetarian/index.html

he must really have exceptional health to have not succumbed to colon cancer by now

How can he succumb to the thing he is the living embodiment of

Yeah this fuels my belief that he is a roiling blob of human cancer. How on earth can he have survived with that diet? He is revolting through and through, like ALL the way up and down and inside out.

there is not actually a clear passage through and through

Good point.

Pretty sure there is beef jerky in his pockets - all pockets - at all times.

what it's actual big macs in the pockets?

he must really have exceptional health to have not succumbed to colon cancer by now

in Putin's Russia colon cancer succumbs to him

!!!!! pic.twitter.com/q7xJ8wGsRD

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) February 24, 2020

But no cauliflower rice, that might push him over the edge into hitting the red button and nuking Mexico or something.

serve him cauliflower ears for dinner

if i known it was that kinda republican party, i woulda stuck my cauliflower in the mashed potatoes

lol

who's a good boy

"making the ice cream less accessible" is excellent

Just store it at floor level. No way he's making it that far down unless he falls.

I assume someone has already alerted Daniel Drezner to that.

On Mar-a-Lago's website, I stumbled on this photo of one of their guest rooms.
If you've stayed here, tell me what they charged you!
Also, tell me what the deal is w/the frog. pic.twitter.com/pthnq4pH4m

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) February 24, 2020

The frog was modeled after Trump himself during one of his famous executive time mega dumps

little lord froggleroy

That’s Jeremy Fisher. I don’t know what he’s doing there.

Trump spent 45 minutes today w/producers behind a play that dramatized the text messages between FBI agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, complaining about why "some people are in prison and others aren't." He is now meeting with Diamond and Silk and others. https://t.co/5jIxvyyUfl

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) February 27, 2020

"THE LOVERS"

The president crouches down to do an impression of Michael Bloomberg being destroyed by Elizabeth Warren. pic.twitter.com/NbwcbUMNtz

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 29, 2020

I understand he didn't try to fuck the flag this time.

every time I see this thread pop up I hope it's because it turned into an RIP thread

I understand he didn't try to fuck the flag this time.

He embraced it, pressed himself against it, rocked back and forth with it while saying "Oh, I love you baby. I love you, baby. I love you. I love you," and then kissed it.

starting to suspect this fella doesn't know what he's doing

strong move, mr. president!

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/trump-campaign-sues-washington-post-for-defamation.html

All it took to push Trump out of the media's spotlight was a lil pandemic hysteria

Google news homepage ctrl-f Trump: 6 results
Google news homepage ctrl-f corona: 43 results

On the subject of friendship, Trump was asked in a lightening range

to name his closest friend in Washington. Trump demurred, saying there were too many, but that he’s close to Vice President Pence and members of Congress, even Democrats.

In other words, Trump has no friends.

Trying to think of how any other president would answer that, or even how I would answer that.

Seriously? He could have just said his wife. But Mike Pence?

i guess this is why i'm not president of the united states

"my wife" seems like a kind of pathetic answer/dodge too

shoulda said Mike Pence's wife

my best friend is probably eddy terrance, who works down in the mailroom. it's weird to think that our friendship started off as just "wow, this guy helps process my mail", but that really is how it began

I don't usually post stuff like this, but this is brilliant (at least for the first minute or so--he goes on a little long).

God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week! pic.twitter.com/aUifVWRzfh

— J-L Cauvin (@JLCauvin) March 24, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSlWI3gUQlo

reminds me of when he took a question from a venezuelan reporter and ignored the question and just ranted about venezuela for a few minutes