Footballers you hate

Aye. Total arsehole. The massive injury that he got trying to do gary charles illustrates the measure of the man.

Remaining in Tyneside: Shearer. Classic number 9, also an artless brute

Shearer is allegedly a boorish bullying cunt off the field iirc

Never liked Gascoigne or Shearer, and generally despise geordies tbh. Try taking a young autistic boy to Flamingoland and see how much your patience with wahay the fucking lads endures!

I'd love to think of Keown as capable of something as classy as a Hitchcockian murder, but I think he's more your glass some poor unsuspecting bastard down the boozer and piss on them as they writhe on the floor kinda guy.

Shearer is a nasty bastard, but you'd have to pick him, wouldn't you? He makes me think of David Warner in that regard.

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Not that one (he's too handsome).

some cunt took his head off once!

ffs people, Gerrard.

Phil Collins is good again

Pat Nevin really pisses me off on the world football show + 5live. I can remember back in the 90's the NME ran a really borderline racist piece on him saying Hey look this is a footballer who likes "real music" i.e. Joy Division etc.. not like these other mutts in football who listen to George Benson, Motown, R+B etc...

Ander Herrera

Phil Neville, a genuine fucking moron and creep

all those Nevilles can fuck off including Neville Neville!

didn't mind him as a player but oh god McManaman as a co-commentator

oh Neville Neville is dead... but he can still fuck off!

Jamie Vardy

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Sammy lee
Barry venison
Graeme sounness

The Negative Tintin himself, Kevin de Bruyne

Can't deny Messi's skill but he's still a cunt, love to see him fail every time Argentina get to a major tournament

thomas müller is insufferable

I could spam the fuck out of this thread with my mental rolodex of died in the wool STAUNCH at birth savage brutal Huns but that's too easy and they're all essentially products of their environment just like I am.
Instead I'm going to pick on a clown who bought into that We Are The People bollocks. Nacho fucking Novo. If there's a snidier wee waste of fucking cells I'd hate to see it.

Van Dijk thing is kinda grim and interesting lulz but I can't believe how much Pickford has upped his cunt quotient this season