Footballers you hate

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Taliban turned him down maybe

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

Patrick Bamford 👇

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link

his family was the shipping company with no fucking ships that Grayling awarded huuuge contract to!

calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link

Back in the day, it would have been pretty much the whole of the classic Arsenal back four: Keown top of the shitlist and Nigel Winterburn close behind. Ben Thatcher was always a horrible cunt, too.

Ngolo Cantwell (Chinaski), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link

Keown looks like a Hitchcockesque character who has committed murder, got away with it and is just winging it for now to see if he can get away with it, pure hateful, murderous oblivion in those eyes but always smarmy and charming for the cameras. Looks like a pure Tory cunt as well.

calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

Gascoigne. The mawkish sentimentality. The tortured genius crap. Joining Rangers. The flute playing - which he did more than once. That elbows out sticking his hands in people's faces running style he got away with for years. Fuck him.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

100%

waster cunt delighted to have gotten away with as much as he did while he could just be a cunt, and a big sadheaded cunt now no cunt cares the desperate cunt

a poster boy for every englishman who runs around fucking shit up without malice but with extreme fecklessness

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link

Aye. Total arsehole. The massive injury that he got trying to do gary charles illustrates the measure of the man.

Remaining in Tyneside: Shearer. Classic number 9, also an artless brute

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link

Shearer is allegedly a boorish bullying cunt off the field iirc

calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link

Never liked Gascoigne or Shearer, and generally despise geordies tbh. Try taking a young autistic boy to Flamingoland and see how much your patience with wahay the fucking lads endures!

calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link

I'd love to think of Keown as capable of something as classy as a Hitchcockian murder, but I think he's more your glass some poor unsuspecting bastard down the boozer and piss on them as they writhe on the floor kinda guy.

Shearer is a nasty bastard, but you'd have to pick him, wouldn't you? He makes me think of David Warner in that regard.

Ngolo Cantwell (Chinaski), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

Not that one (he's too handsome).

Ngolo Cantwell (Chinaski), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link

some cunt took his head off once!

calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link

ffs people, Gerrard.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 09:45 (four years ago) link

Phil Collins is good again

calzino, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:05 (four years ago) link

Pat Nevin really pisses me off on the world football show + 5live. I can remember back in the 90's the NME ran a really borderline racist piece on him saying Hey look this is a footballer who likes "real music" i.e. Joy Division etc.. not like these other mutts in football who listen to George Benson, Motown, R+B etc...

calzino, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:10 (four years ago) link

Ander Herrera

in twelve parts (lamonti), Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:30 (four years ago) link

Phil Neville, a genuine fucking moron and creep

in twelve parts (lamonti), Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:33 (four years ago) link

all those Nevilles can fuck off including Neville Neville!

calzino, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:35 (four years ago) link

didn't mind him as a player but oh god McManaman as a co-commentator

thomasintrouble, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:35 (four years ago) link

oh Neville Neville is dead... but he can still fuck off!

calzino, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:38 (four years ago) link

Jamie Vardy

ymo sumac (NickB), Saturday, 22 February 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link

Sammy lee
Barry venison
Graeme sounness

ymo sumac (NickB), Saturday, 22 February 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link

The Negative Tintin himself, Kevin de Bruyne

empire of the shunned (Matt #2), Saturday, 22 February 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link

Can't deny Messi's skill but he's still a cunt, love to see him fail every time Argentina get to a major tournament

empire of the shunned (Matt #2), Saturday, 22 February 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link

thomas müller is insufferable

groovemaaan, Saturday, 22 February 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link

I could spam the fuck out of this thread with my mental rolodex of died in the wool STAUNCH at birth savage brutal Huns but that's too easy and they're all essentially products of their environment just like I am.
Instead I'm going to pick on a clown who bought into that We Are The People bollocks. Nacho fucking Novo. If there's a snidier wee waste of fucking cells I'd hate to see it.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 23 February 2020 10:00 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

Van Dijk thing is kinda grim and interesting lulz but I can't believe how much Pickford has upped his cunt quotient this season

Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link


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