Worst band/musician with a name that is pun based on other bands/musicians

I love the idea of just putting quotes around a band name to change it, not Morrissey, but "Morrissey" i.e.

A friend of mine had a really great/annoying band for a while and they were booked to open for Wolf Eyes. I don't think Wolf Eyes were so into their set; the day after the show, they posted "thanks so much for coming to the show last night, apologies about the bum opener, but we had a great time with y'all" or however Wolf Eyes type these things.

My friend was like "...bum opener?" and we've been sitting on Bum Opener as a great future band name

Plz credit me if you put goatse hands on the bass drum, thx

"!!!"

Tubgirlschool

You have to call your first track "Album Opener".

A friend's band made often brilliant but only semi-listenable noise music, they had one amazing track which everyone would ask about, so they renamed it "The Crowdpleaser" to throw some shade at it. I found this annoying, it was genuinely the best thing they did.

stealing Chris L's typo from ILM:

Better Midler

Mac Sabbath
Ugly Kid Joe
Ill Smith

Other real ones off the top of my head:

Lounge Against the Machine
Jichael Mackson
Crust Brothers
Peech Boys

Camper van beethoven

Kirko Bangz

Wevie Stonder first began making music in 1979 at the age of 6, by recording some chickens down an old army telephone onto a cassette recorder, accompanied by a 3 stringed acoustic guitar.

lol at poor wevie stonder getting a kicking. has anybody even bought a wevie stonder album since 1999?

Slack Babbath
Queen Cloudy Ade
Hobby Butcherson
Rapp the Chancer
Meetwood Flac
Wamasi Kashington
Buildings Without Life
Monolab
Damp Swogg
Big Richard
Goodfinger
The Old Pornographers
The Post-Modern Lovers
Malice Cooper

Some of these have to be taken already.

Lone-Toc

Voiced by Guides

Ypres Chill

Beto Goys

For Edie

Keith Perspiration

my new Rod Stewart tribute band featuring 4 heroin addicts, Nod Spewart

The Head Rot Pilly Cheppers

a band called Gringo Star is playing where I live soon. I actually like a couple of songs by Ringo Deathstarr. but come on

Joanna Gruesome were pretty good too

I always thought Jefferson Airhead was quite a good name

― fetter

there's an old '60s band who called themselves "Hamilton Streetcar", the one song I know of theirs is pretty good

are there any good ones of these? i always thought "Beatless" was kinda funny in a MAD magazine movie parody kind of way, but now i can't seem to confirm that was a real band and not some record store joker's labeling of a used CD section divider.

― Doctor Casino

can confirm the existence of BeatlesS, have a couple of their tracks on a comp CD from the Wifflefist label. Good comp, even if i was more taken with Bicentennial Quarters.... it looks like Bicentennial Quarters' only other appearances on records are the comps Cognitive Mapping Volume II and a fairly expensive limited fundraising CD also including BeatlesS called... yes... Power of Tower!

I just remembered that there's a Japanese band called Sex Machineguns? Which I admit I find amusing. Don't know what they sound like though.

― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs)

i think they're a visual kei band? the song of theirs i've heard is some pretty great power metal, i like it plenty

I hold the thread starter responsible for my having just remembered Master Musicians Of Bukkake.

― Noel Emits

...who i believe once appeared on a festival bill with the master musicians of joujouka! some real "slayer vs. slayer" shit going down there...

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All of these are the worst, but I think Joy Orbison should take it a step further and call himself Boy Georbison.

I’m still impressed that Kurt Vile isn’t a pun.

Southern Culture Club Nouveau on the Skids Row

not a pun, just unimaginative mash

-Gordon Ramsey

Rim Jeeves

I was just thinking that Matching Mole is a pun based on another band name, so therefore this is officially good now.

Gater Pebrial

Yonic Sooth could literally mean "female truth" so not necessarily terrible as long as you're Kim Gordon perhaps.

Bony Tanks

Rad Beligion

Slack Babbath

Lenny Koggins
Mikhail Mikedonald

Boobie Drothers

Droctor De

Cleric Apton

Dean Gray

Bait Kush (aka Seeds n' Twigs)

Bony Tenet

Cannibal Lective

Ike Moldfield

Ian Breno

Lairy O'Stab

Stuffy Bint Marie

This is all kind of a sibling to

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Biz Markie de Sade

Heh, I totally forgot that my buddy used to play a version of "Love Will Keep Us Together" with bluesy guitar licks, then introduce it as a song by Clapton & Tennille.