too obvious to say those cokehead thugs types like chris morgan, craig bellamy, etc?
first game i saw hamza choudhury play he pulled a fuckin shocking two footer on someone and he went right into my cunts book
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
xp hart == robinson in exactly the same type of "pundits top 5 in world" to "transparently shit and there's no longer any bluffing it" path
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
first row of image search of choudhury tackle shows him in rotten full leg lunges at other pros
you do it once, that happens, twice youre a cunt, three different times at the age of 22 in a google image search top five and tbh under my govt you no longer have a licence to play as a professional
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link
McGeady
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:26 (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I would wonder why you're piling into our fancy new signing like that but tbah in two games he's done shit-all, and Blackburn's first goal last week featured a truly cba leg-wave at their man as he drove across the box in search of an opening
― imago, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
I honestly thought he'd retired
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link
https://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Michael+Owen+Royal+Ascot+Day+One+lrfcRo4QGTFl.jpg
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
Lol well, I mean
(what exactly were your reasons? need to be forewarned)
― imago, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
tbh a lot of the hate for McGeady stems from the fact that he should have been good
we were always told he was good
he wasn't good
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
did he just fall into a monopoly set? xps
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
I'd accept a gold top-hat tbf!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/24/16/26F3D02E00000578-0-image-m-55_1427214412280.jpg
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:54 (four years ago) link
https://thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/owenb1.jpg
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link
MO money MO problems
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link
Did we ever poll Owen's brand values? Cos I'm laughing pretty hard at "cool", "charismatic" and "clean and fresh" right now
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link
Robbie Savage
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link
eric wynaldaarjen robben
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link
michael owen, what a fucking crustacean
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link
Savage's radio punditry would be enough without even taking his career into account
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link
i now need brand values for all these pricks
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
― Number None, Friday, February 21, 2020 8:44 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
mcgeady was the best player in the spl one season. a legitimately very good season of football which saw celtic win the title on the last day and get through the group stage of the champions league. that was, i think 07/08. he would've been 21/21. he's never had as good a season subsequently. i can't hate him due to the good times at celtic, but there is always the suspicion, for me, that he could've been better if he had had more discipline
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
Anyone who might be in a whatsapp group with Mark Chapman, so:Danny MurphyJimmy BullardPhil NevillePeter CrouchAlso Cristiano Ronaldo
― crisp, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
I caught that Peter Crouch podcast on 5 live once, full of japery and laddy revelations like if he sees a footballer reading a book on the coach he will throw something at their head. ho ho ho.
an old associate of mine whose career high was playing for Accrington Stanley when they were in the conference once stayed at Savage's mansion when he had a trial at Leicester after putting in an uncharacteristically good performance against West Ham in the cup and he had caught O'Neil's eye somehow. Even though he is an absolute objectionable rude arrogant prick himself he said Savage was up his own arse and quite a rude arrogant prick!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
Ronaldo is a saint and I won't hear a word against him
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link
hating ex-players like Bellamy/Savage who are self-styled cunt personas feels like feeding the fire. I prefer to ignore them into insignificance
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link
Patron saint of stepovers, frosted tips and non-disclosure agreements xp
― crisp, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
xps I just instantly interpreted that as the guy who shot John Lennon and I mean...
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
the idea of hating footballers has changed for me a little since one of my all time hated footballers - fernando ricksen - got ill and died from mnd and the fact that i had hated him suddenly seemed very silly
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:39 (four years ago) link
Is Dennis Wise not considered a cunt anymore or does he just pale into insignificance now? Anyway, latter-day Le Tissier and Suker surely, the latter is especially disappointing cos he signed a match programme of mine.
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link
ugh yes dennis wise, though not quite as hateful as vinnie and fashanu obv
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
I'd forgotten about that period of peak Dennis Wise when he was Leeds Utd manager !
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
le tiss can never be hated, like hoddle he was just too much of a joy on the pitch to ever completely spoil it
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:39 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
celebrities arent ppl tho, iygwim
ricksen never knew or cared that you hated him, kind of thing
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link
another one of these products of nazi rape that was more worthy of hate than le tiss - graham le saux. Total fucking dingbat!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
The nazi-rape quip is not mine btw, it is some Scottish coach who used it against le saux.
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
yeah i was going to mention Le Saux but hate is a strong word
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
“I paid a visit to David Bentley’s room,” writes Bullard, describing an evening on England duty when he was hungry after hours.“Bents was a great lad. The bloke is an absolute wrong ’un, make no mistake about that, but a lot of fun nonetheless. He was always laughing and I mean, always laughing.“I knocked on Bentley’s door which he immediately opened and he burst out laughing: ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’“‘Bents,’ I said, ‘I haven’t even said anything.’“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’“‘Listen Bents, I’m starving. I’ve got to eat something.’“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funny you should say that. So am I.’“‘How can we eat something?’ I asked him.“‘Leave it to me,’ he said as he called a mate of his.“Within half an hour, there was a knock at the door and Bentley’s mate was standing there with a large McDonald’s brown paper bag full of Big Macs and chips. You f***ing beauty!“Bentley was also my partner in crime when it came to taking the p*** out of Mr Capello. I remember looking at the gaffer on my first day and thinking, ‘I can’t believe how much he looks like Postman Pat; it’s him!’“Bentley obviously loved it — ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’ — and when we were on the team coach, we sat at the back and started singing the Postman Pat theme tune.“A few of the boys joined in — I think Rio, Ashley Cole and Jermaine Jenas might have had a quiet little sing-along — but most of the other dry lunches weren’t really up for it.“Another daft scheme Bents and I came up with was seeing who could say ‘Postman Pat’ as loudly as possible within earshot of the gaffer.“I’d walk past Capello and say ‘Postman Pat’ out of the corner of my mouth, but Bentley took it to another level when he would walk straight up to the boss and scream ‘Postman Pat!’ in his face before adding ‘And his black and white cat!’ for good measure.
“Bents was a great lad. The bloke is an absolute wrong ’un, make no mistake about that, but a lot of fun nonetheless. He was always laughing and I mean, always laughing.
“I knocked on Bentley’s door which he immediately opened and he burst out laughing: ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’
“‘Bents,’ I said, ‘I haven’t even said anything.’
“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’
“‘Listen Bents, I’m starving. I’ve got to eat something.’
“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funny you should say that. So am I.’
“‘How can we eat something?’ I asked him.
“‘Leave it to me,’ he said as he called a mate of his.
“Within half an hour, there was a knock at the door and Bentley’s mate was standing there with a large McDonald’s brown paper bag full of Big Macs and chips. You f***ing beauty!
“Bentley was also my partner in crime when it came to taking the p*** out of Mr Capello. I remember looking at the gaffer on my first day and thinking, ‘I can’t believe how much he looks like Postman Pat; it’s him!’
“Bentley obviously loved it — ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’ — and when we were on the team coach, we sat at the back and started singing the Postman Pat theme tune.
“A few of the boys joined in — I think Rio, Ashley Cole and Jermaine Jenas might have had a quiet little sing-along — but most of the other dry lunches weren’t really up for it.
“Another daft scheme Bents and I came up with was seeing who could say ‘Postman Pat’ as loudly as possible within earshot of the gaffer.
“I’d walk past Capello and say ‘Postman Pat’ out of the corner of my mouth, but Bentley took it to another level when he would walk straight up to the boss and scream ‘Postman Pat!’ in his face before adding ‘And his black and white cat!’ for good measure.
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, February 21, 2020 9:59 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh i don't feel guilty about hating him or anything. but it just undercuts the hate i have for current footballers, like in the back of my head I'm like "you would think 'oh that's a shame' if this guy gets cancer"
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link
Oh fuck Ashley Cole xp
― crisp, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
jimmy bullard is definitely a prize wanker.
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
While he was tapping the sick at Hull he was widely rumoured to spend his extended holiday coked up to the eyeballs in local nightclubs
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link
Btw I always always ALWAYS hated Beckham, even as a United fan, and I am always glad when something like his emails whining about not getting a knighthood emerges, cos really. Cruising on his looks and a few free kicks. Complete prick.
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link
no way, beckham a sorely underrated player and imo a decent guy!
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link
bentley, tragic or a total wasteman or both, hard to say
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
‘Scholesy’ is a wee fuck Marco Materazzi - if Gab Marcotti and Jose Mourinho both love you then you are a cunt
― crisp, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link
Le Saux used to always make a big issue that he was a Graun reading footballer, and that is why most dressing rooms thought he was a complete arse.. because he was a moody, thoughtful outsider etc...but when his book came out it emerged he was actually almost as thick as Dean Windass. Not really hate though, more like what a prize prick!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link
Haha just thought of a good one...
A woman craves and needs a man who will take initiative, is decisive, and who has moral and physical courage.Soft effeminacy, immaturity and weak morality is neither manly nor attractive to her.— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 15, 2020
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
Dark Satanic Danny Mills.
― Stevie T, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
Men are made to be oaks of righteousness standing firm in the faith, not weeping willows driven by their emotions and every cultural wind of change. Fathers, train your sons in integrity and mature responsibility - knowing training must be intentional and growth takes time.— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 18, 2020
hah hah holy shit!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link
We comfortably rebuke men. And there's something appropriate about this primary accountability.However, women need to be corrected & instructed too.They need teaching about modesty, purity, submissiveness & a gentle & quiet spirit.But in a #metoo culture we fear to do so.— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 13, 2020
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
der Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
Van Dijk thing is kinda grim and interesting lulz but I can't believe how much Pickford has upped his cunt quotient this season
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link