Footballers you hate

ooh i fucking hate the bones of that loveable irish scamp stephen hunt

and while theres much to defend in james mccleans stance, as a person and a player hes everything i hate in a footballer

Nah I feel you with Keane, when we were huffing and puffing away in the Champo, pre Fosun, there were still sad old twats on the Express & Star whining that we should bring back the ungrateful immobile lump

Already preparing to fp anyone who says Roy Keane

Robbie K ruined an exam for me once when he scored but it wasn’t an important one and none of us minded

I think my first true hate might have been Bryan Robson, the epitome of a gormless England shitkicker

John Terry

Michael Owen is a hate that goes back decades now. I should get a gold watch or something. Its probably 23 years since I first said what a fucking cunt.

first hate was norman whiteside. rudi voller hate ran p deep, never has phlegm in a perm been so celebrated as it was in my house during that holland - germany game

It's impressive how Owen is whiny and droney at the same time, and his career as resident thick cunt who hates the Wolves on BT is some next level of despicableness

sol campbell
martin keown
lee dixon
ashley young

feel like pepe and ramos kind of at least get what they have coming tbh

oooh oooh oooh

neymar

neymar is the personification of everything shit about talented footballers

a joyless preening ridiculous greedy fuck of a fuck

I developed a faint tinge of protectiveness toward Neymar because of all the blokes who hate football using him as their exemplar of why football is shit but I guess when you come right down to it it's Neymar's fault, the cunt

my feelings towards him are notably and similarly against the grain in that regard, but he is the one that you simply have to allow the knuckleheads to be right about.

Michael Owen is a hate that goes back decades now. I should get a gold watch or something. Its probably 23 years since I first said what a fucking cunt.

Some footballer hates are quite ephemeral, it sort of makes me lol I used get very irate about Dean Windass because he was a bit of a pantomime cunt in a mere a couple of west yorkshire derby games. Then later you realise the poor bastard barely has enough brain function to write his name and some of his interactions on social media are fucking hilarious. But my hatred for Owen is eternal and he is completely humourless as well as whiny, overrated and all the rest. That clip of him being a complete shrill cunt to a 14 year old goalkeeper he's tried to humiliate and Neville Southall says something sarcastic like: well played, he's a 14 year old kid. That time after Real Madrid he put out a prospectus of himself. Seriously I'd love to batter the little tory cunt to death with a lump hammer and force-feed his remains to all the lousy Talk Sport/5 live cunts/pub bore pundits in Ingerland shirts that used to blow so much smoke up his worthless arse.

Joe Hart
Antoine Griezmann

oddly enough i've just found out they were both brand ambassadors for head & shoulders, so maybe i just don't like their shampoo

yes joe hart's decline has pleased me enormously. from 2nd best goalkeeper in the world behind manuel neuer according to p much every english pundit to not good enough to start for west ham or burnley in 3 seasons.

actually i'm not sure if he's declined so much as found his level. will always have a fond regard for his role in england's defeat to iceland however.

too obvious to say those cokehead thugs types like chris morgan, craig bellamy, etc?

first game i saw hamza choudhury play he pulled a fuckin shocking two footer on someone and he went right into my cunts book

xp hart == robinson in exactly the same type of "pundits top 5 in world" to "transparently shit and there's no longer any bluffing it" path

first row of image search of choudhury tackle shows him in rotten full leg lunges at other pros

you do it once, that happens, twice youre a cunt, three different times at the age of 22 in a google image search top five and tbh under my govt you no longer have a licence to play as a professional

McGeady

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I would wonder why you're piling into our fancy new signing like that but tbah in two games he's done shit-all, and Blackburn's first goal last week featured a truly cba leg-wave at their man as he drove across the box in search of an opening

I honestly thought he'd retired

https://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Michael+Owen+Royal+Ascot+Day+One+lrfcRo4QGTFl.jpg

Lol well, I mean

(what exactly were your reasons? need to be forewarned)

tbh a lot of the hate for McGeady stems from the fact that he should have been good

we were always told he was good

he wasn't good

did he just fall into a monopoly set? xps

I'd accept a gold top-hat tbf!

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MO money MO problems

Did we ever poll Owen's brand values? Cos I'm laughing pretty hard at "cool", "charismatic" and "clean and fresh" right now

Robbie Savage

eric wynalda
arjen robben

michael owen, what a fucking crustacean

Savage's radio punditry would be enough without even taking his career into account

i now need brand values for all these pricks

tbh a lot of the hate for McGeady stems from the fact that he should have been good

we were always told he was good

he wasn't good

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mcgeady was the best player in the spl one season. a legitimately very good season of football which saw celtic win the title on the last day and get through the group stage of the champions league. that was, i think 07/08. he would've been 21/21. he's never had as good a season subsequently. i can't hate him due to the good times at celtic, but there is always the suspicion, for me, that he could've been better if he had had more discipline

Anyone who might be in a whatsapp group with Mark Chapman, so:

Danny Murphy
Jimmy Bullard
Phil Neville
Peter Crouch

Also Cristiano Ronaldo

I caught that Peter Crouch podcast on 5 live once, full of japery and laddy revelations like if he sees a footballer reading a book on the coach he will throw something at their head. ho ho ho.

an old associate of mine whose career high was playing for Accrington Stanley when they were in the conference once stayed at Savage's mansion when he had a trial at Leicester after putting in an uncharacteristically good performance against West Ham in the cup and he had caught O'Neil's eye somehow. Even though he is an absolute objectionable rude arrogant prick himself he said Savage was up his own arse and quite a rude arrogant prick!

Ronaldo is a saint and I won't hear a word against him

hating ex-players like Bellamy/Savage who are self-styled cunt personas feels like feeding the fire. I prefer to ignore them into insignificance

Patron saint of stepovers, frosted tips and non-disclosure agreements xp

xps I just instantly interpreted that as the guy who shot John Lennon and I mean...

the idea of hating footballers has changed for me a little since one of my all time hated footballers - fernando ricksen - got ill and died from mnd and the fact that i had hated him suddenly seemed very silly

Is Dennis Wise not considered a cunt anymore or does he just pale into insignificance now? Anyway, latter-day Le Tissier and Suker surely, the latter is especially disappointing cos he signed a match programme of mine.

ugh yes dennis wise, though not quite as hateful as vinnie and fashanu obv

I'd forgotten about that period of peak Dennis Wise when he was Leeds Utd manager !

le tiss can never be hated, like hoddle he was just too much of a joy on the pitch to ever completely spoil it

I'd love to think of Keown as capable of something as classy as a Hitchcockian murder, but I think he's more your glass some poor unsuspecting bastard down the boozer and piss on them as they writhe on the floor kinda guy.

Shearer is a nasty bastard, but you'd have to pick him, wouldn't you? He makes me think of David Warner in that regard.

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Not that one (he's too handsome).

some cunt took his head off once!

ffs people, Gerrard.

Phil Collins is good again

Pat Nevin really pisses me off on the world football show + 5live. I can remember back in the 90's the NME ran a really borderline racist piece on him saying Hey look this is a footballer who likes "real music" i.e. Joy Division etc.. not like these other mutts in football who listen to George Benson, Motown, R+B etc...

Ander Herrera

Phil Neville, a genuine fucking moron and creep

all those Nevilles can fuck off including Neville Neville!

didn't mind him as a player but oh god McManaman as a co-commentator

oh Neville Neville is dead... but he can still fuck off!

Jamie Vardy

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Sammy lee
Barry venison
Graeme sounness

The Negative Tintin himself, Kevin de Bruyne

Can't deny Messi's skill but he's still a cunt, love to see him fail every time Argentina get to a major tournament

thomas müller is insufferable

I could spam the fuck out of this thread with my mental rolodex of died in the wool STAUNCH at birth savage brutal Huns but that's too easy and they're all essentially products of their environment just like I am.
Instead I'm going to pick on a clown who bought into that We Are The People bollocks. Nacho fucking Novo. If there's a snidier wee waste of fucking cells I'd hate to see it.

Van Dijk thing is kinda grim and interesting lulz but I can't believe how much Pickford has upped his cunt quotient this season