lets save some time here
golden era darraghmac vendettas
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link
yeah that sweet spot where it's not just players whose antics you hate but would reluctantly tolerate if they were at your club but who you would genuinely hate to root for if they played for your team.
― oscar bravo, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link
xp thankig u
Could name a whole XI of Portuguese but: fucking Pepe.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link
end of the season should really rerun that poll with aurier as an option. Landslide surely. still think of that robinson post when he pops up on SSN.xp
― oscar bravo, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link
leaving actual performances aside, i have a particular hatred for players that perform the professional acts of dark arts required to thrive in the game, but who seem to get away with it because it's what's expected of them
yr savages, terrys, carvalhos, yes yr lamelas (love him tho)
obv it's the refs i should hate but look hatred isn't a rational thing
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link
Michael Owen
since day 1
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
Fucking Sergio Ramos is one of the most booked defenders in history (citation needed) but I still feel like he gets away with murder every time.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
Always hated smug fucking Shearer.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link
McGeady
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link
like
tbh
and this is inexcusable
but i actually think i hate the doubleglazed thickness of robbie keane
and i cant stand over that in any way, but i feel it's kind of in the spirit of the thread
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link
ooh i fucking hate the bones of that loveable irish scamp stephen hunt
and while theres much to defend in james mccleans stance, as a person and a player hes everything i hate in a footballer
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link
Nah I feel you with Keane, when we were huffing and puffing away in the Champo, pre Fosun, there were still sad old twats on the Express & Star whining that we should bring back the ungrateful immobile lump
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:30 (four years ago) link
Already preparing to fp anyone who says Roy KeaneRobbie K ruined an exam for me once when he scored but it wasn’t an important one and none of us minded
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:30 (four years ago) link
I think my first true hate might have been Bryan Robson, the epitome of a gormless England shitkicker
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
John Terry
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
Michael Owen is a hate that goes back decades now. I should get a gold watch or something. Its probably 23 years since I first said what a fucking cunt.
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
first hate was norman whiteside. rudi voller hate ran p deep, never has phlegm in a perm been so celebrated as it was in my house during that holland - germany game
― oscar bravo, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link
It's impressive how Owen is whiny and droney at the same time, and his career as resident thick cunt who hates the Wolves on BT is some next level of despicableness
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link
sol campbellmartin keownlee dixonashley young
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link
feel like pepe and ramos kind of at least get what they have coming tbh
oooh oooh oooh
neymar
neymar is the personification of everything shit about talented footballers
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
a joyless preening ridiculous greedy fuck of a fuck
I developed a faint tinge of protectiveness toward Neymar because of all the blokes who hate football using him as their exemplar of why football is shit but I guess when you come right down to it it's Neymar's fault, the cunt
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link
my feelings towards him are notably and similarly against the grain in that regard, but he is the one that you simply have to allow the knuckleheads to be right about.
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link
Some footballer hates are quite ephemeral, it sort of makes me lol I used get very irate about Dean Windass because he was a bit of a pantomime cunt in a mere a couple of west yorkshire derby games. Then later you realise the poor bastard barely has enough brain function to write his name and some of his interactions on social media are fucking hilarious. But my hatred for Owen is eternal and he is completely humourless as well as whiny, overrated and all the rest. That clip of him being a complete shrill cunt to a 14 year old goalkeeper he's tried to humiliate and Neville Southall says something sarcastic like: well played, he's a 14 year old kid. That time after Real Madrid he put out a prospectus of himself. Seriously I'd love to batter the little tory cunt to death with a lump hammer and force-feed his remains to all the lousy Talk Sport/5 live cunts/pub bore pundits in Ingerland shirts that used to blow so much smoke up his worthless arse.
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link
Joe HartAntoine Griezmann
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
oddly enough i've just found out they were both brand ambassadors for head & shoulders, so maybe i just don't like their shampoo
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link
yes joe hart's decline has pleased me enormously. from 2nd best goalkeeper in the world behind manuel neuer according to p much every english pundit to not good enough to start for west ham or burnley in 3 seasons.
― oscar bravo, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link
actually i'm not sure if he's declined so much as found his level. will always have a fond regard for his role in england's defeat to iceland however.
― oscar bravo, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
too obvious to say those cokehead thugs types like chris morgan, craig bellamy, etc?
first game i saw hamza choudhury play he pulled a fuckin shocking two footer on someone and he went right into my cunts book
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
xp hart == robinson in exactly the same type of "pundits top 5 in world" to "transparently shit and there's no longer any bluffing it" path
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
first row of image search of choudhury tackle shows him in rotten full leg lunges at other pros
you do it once, that happens, twice youre a cunt, three different times at the age of 22 in a google image search top five and tbh under my govt you no longer have a licence to play as a professional
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 15:26 (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I would wonder why you're piling into our fancy new signing like that but tbah in two games he's done shit-all, and Blackburn's first goal last week featured a truly cba leg-wave at their man as he drove across the box in search of an opening
― imago, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
I honestly thought he'd retired
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link
https://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Michael+Owen+Royal+Ascot+Day+One+lrfcRo4QGTFl.jpg
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
Lol well, I mean
(what exactly were your reasons? need to be forewarned)
― imago, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
tbh a lot of the hate for McGeady stems from the fact that he should have been good
we were always told he was good
he wasn't good
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
did he just fall into a monopoly set? xps
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
I'd accept a gold top-hat tbf!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/24/16/26F3D02E00000578-0-image-m-55_1427214412280.jpg
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 16:54 (four years ago) link
https://thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/owenb1.jpg
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link
MO money MO problems
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link
Did we ever poll Owen's brand values? Cos I'm laughing pretty hard at "cool", "charismatic" and "clean and fresh" right now
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link
Robbie Savage
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link
eric wynaldaarjen robben
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link
michael owen, what a fucking crustacean
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link
Savage's radio punditry would be enough without even taking his career into account
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link
i now need brand values for all these pricks
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
― Number None, Friday, February 21, 2020 8:44 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
mcgeady was the best player in the spl one season. a legitimately very good season of football which saw celtic win the title on the last day and get through the group stage of the champions league. that was, i think 07/08. he would've been 21/21. he's never had as good a season subsequently. i can't hate him due to the good times at celtic, but there is always the suspicion, for me, that he could've been better if he had had more discipline
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
Anyone who might be in a whatsapp group with Mark Chapman, so:Danny MurphyJimmy BullardPhil NevillePeter CrouchAlso Cristiano Ronaldo
― crisp, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
Taliban turned him down maybe
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
Patrick Bamford 👇
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
his family was the shipping company with no fucking ships that Grayling awarded huuuge contract to!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 21:20 (four years ago) link
Back in the day, it would have been pretty much the whole of the classic Arsenal back four: Keown top of the shitlist and Nigel Winterburn close behind. Ben Thatcher was always a horrible cunt, too.
― Ngolo Cantwell (Chinaski), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:29 (four years ago) link
Keown looks like a Hitchcockesque character who has committed murder, got away with it and is just winging it for now to see if he can get away with it, pure hateful, murderous oblivion in those eyes but always smarmy and charming for the cameras. Looks like a pure Tory cunt as well.
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link
Gascoigne. The mawkish sentimentality. The tortured genius crap. Joining Rangers. The flute playing - which he did more than once. That elbows out sticking his hands in people's faces running style he got away with for years. Fuck him.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
100%
waster cunt delighted to have gotten away with as much as he did while he could just be a cunt, and a big sadheaded cunt now no cunt cares the desperate cunt
a poster boy for every englishman who runs around fucking shit up without malice but with extreme fecklessness
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
Aye. Total arsehole. The massive injury that he got trying to do gary charles illustrates the measure of the man.
Remaining in Tyneside: Shearer. Classic number 9, also an artless brute
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link
Shearer is allegedly a boorish bullying cunt off the field iirc
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link
Never liked Gascoigne or Shearer, and generally despise geordies tbh. Try taking a young autistic boy to Flamingoland and see how much your patience with wahay the fucking lads endures!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link
I'd love to think of Keown as capable of something as classy as a Hitchcockian murder, but I think he's more your glass some poor unsuspecting bastard down the boozer and piss on them as they writhe on the floor kinda guy.
Shearer is a nasty bastard, but you'd have to pick him, wouldn't you? He makes me think of David Warner in that regard.
― Ngolo Cantwell (Chinaski), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
https://www.rada.ac.uk/media/thumbs/1961_davidwarner_700x875_gmptR8lMnXxw.jpg
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link
Not that one (he's too handsome).
― Ngolo Cantwell (Chinaski), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link
some cunt took his head off once!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link
ffs people, Gerrard.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 09:45 (four years ago) link
Phil Collins is good again
― calzino, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:05 (four years ago) link
Pat Nevin really pisses me off on the world football show + 5live. I can remember back in the 90's the NME ran a really borderline racist piece on him saying Hey look this is a footballer who likes "real music" i.e. Joy Division etc.. not like these other mutts in football who listen to George Benson, Motown, R+B etc...
― calzino, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:10 (four years ago) link
Ander Herrera
― in twelve parts (lamonti), Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:30 (four years ago) link
Phil Neville, a genuine fucking moron and creep
― in twelve parts (lamonti), Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:33 (four years ago) link
all those Nevilles can fuck off including Neville Neville!
― calzino, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:35 (four years ago) link
didn't mind him as a player but oh god McManaman as a co-commentator
― thomasintrouble, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:35 (four years ago) link
oh Neville Neville is dead... but he can still fuck off!
― calzino, Saturday, 22 February 2020 10:38 (four years ago) link
Jamie Vardy
― ymo sumac (NickB), Saturday, 22 February 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1194408914114228225/8HWxWIWX_400x400.jpg
― calzino, Saturday, 22 February 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link
Sammy leeBarry venisonGraeme sounness
― ymo sumac (NickB), Saturday, 22 February 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link
The Negative Tintin himself, Kevin de Bruyne
― empire of the shunned (Matt #2), Saturday, 22 February 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link
Can't deny Messi's skill but he's still a cunt, love to see him fail every time Argentina get to a major tournament
― empire of the shunned (Matt #2), Saturday, 22 February 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
thomas müller is insufferable
― groovemaaan, Saturday, 22 February 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link
I could spam the fuck out of this thread with my mental rolodex of died in the wool STAUNCH at birth savage brutal Huns but that's too easy and they're all essentially products of their environment just like I am. Instead I'm going to pick on a clown who bought into that We Are The People bollocks. Nacho fucking Novo. If there's a snidier wee waste of fucking cells I'd hate to see it.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 23 February 2020 10:00 (four years ago) link
Van Dijk thing is kinda grim and interesting lulz but I can't believe how much Pickford has upped his cunt quotient this season
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link