internet ads that raise an eyebrow

https://i.imgur.com/Oog4bKJ.png

not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle

it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program

https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png

U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^

well, get ready because here we go again

https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png

anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus

I bet optometrists HATE those revolutionary reading glasses.

Were they discovered by someone living in <town_sort_of_near_where_you_live_but_not_quite> because geolocation in the browser is still slightly off?

I admit I was really hoping this would be a thread full of international ads featuring The Rock hawking nonsense

it could still be that thread

i'm not sure what this thread is. i've tried to rebrand it several times but it's struggling

I know what you're thinking with this one, "Where to begin?" Well!

https://i.ibb.co/8dXrPmT/Screen-Shot-2021-02-02-at-4-27-49-PM.png

https://i.imgur.com/rcuqZfb.png

what do you think it is? zooming in? i'm thinking of clicking

https://i.imgur.com/Pwdpfkk.png

ok, FINALLY! when i started this thread, it was because i knew that every once in a while a really special one comes along, and i wanted to make sure there was somewhere to put it. but at the time it was like dang, i can't really find any outstanding ones at the moment...oh well.

but today, i think i finally found what i've been searching for so long

https://i.imgur.com/FIdksrG.png

I’m noticing really jacked dudes with grey beards are all over the clickbait lately. It’s the new bride with a titty out

i'm 37

is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time

https://i.imgur.com/nIyEHLu.png

https://i.imgur.com/UqpTjeH.png

One of these days I'll click to find out to what happened to Annie Potts Jr., but not today!

Karl, may I just say that my gratitude for that ad is so profound as to be bottomless.

probably a good 20% of comments on the internet in general are about the AT&T girl

xp: Not the AT&T one. The one with the guy a year younger than me.

I imagine he literally just pooped it out in the ocean and the six pack magically appeared afterward

i laughed so hard at that ad. i pictured a newspaper headline. front page news.

is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time

yes, also the 4 worst blood pressure medications

all of my friends lost their shit over the pooping fat guy

did they end up ripped?

yeah they're actually all lifting me over their head rn and begging me to poop

i just noticed that the waves behind him are photoshopped, but in a really funny way:

https://i.imgur.com/qPl9u6T.png

i guess the marketing department at Revival Point's Innovation PoopLab requested some more ocean to the ripped pooper's left, and this IT-based "mirror" solution was the best they could do given the urgency of the Lab's other work

just pathetic.

https://i.imgur.com/t2Lxnhc.png

i've seen better work from the interns down in BoogerZone, and that was years ago and under much more intense circumnstances

the Light Zone in the Darkweb, year: 2045. Photo retouching department, Order _x238Y432, "original vision"

https://i.imgur.com/P3XBMnu.jpg

misread fat as fart and thought maybe he just has a subzero anus? you’re welcome!

damn. that['s like imagining a black hole in another black hole

somewhat related:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El1Q-zqU0AAPDQZ?format=png&name=small

one of my fav websites, that Interesticle

MAN FINDS WIERD CAVE

Bored man with bad knees accused of melodrama

i was afraid that was actually a close-up of the sub-zero anus ... thank god it is just a wierd cave

hahaha I was just thinking about how many jacked greybeards and Lily from AT&T ads I've seen lately

i am getting ads for commercial real estate in Atlanta, Volkswagen ads for spanish speakers, oh and this one with what look like crimini mushrooms between toes that I didn't get a chance to screenshot

oh and Cleveland. I am getting ads for Cleveland.

Only the penitent man will pass!

one that is currently breaking my brain: "at almost 40 Serena Williams is one of the richest tennis players"

huh no shit

40 Serena Williamses would be very rich indeed

would they though? maybe they would cancel each other out?

only one way to find out

extremely cursed but damn the ending makes me laugh every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sh1TQnwBI

holy shit every ad for this game is absolutely insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAzE-P780E

would bet anything that the actual gameplay is nothing like any of this

What the complete and holistic fuck

Had no idea that we possessed the technology to extract nightmares and trap them inside of smartphone games but I guess we are living in the future after all

Read some pornographic books?

haha

that last panel would fit on the 'up your arse' thread as well

https://i.ibb.co/qgtpzC5/Clipboard01.jpg

"Hang on, let me put this wearable device on" would, imho, constitute an awkward interruption.

https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/c14372b9-d19f-4b4c-93ab-8174c598348e/62998348.jpg

Yes, of course the reasons stated on the bottle are why I'm buying a gallon of delicious coyote urine