Oh No Ono
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
Like I'm sure a million other people I assumed Kurt Vile was one of these when I first heard of him
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
Myron Aiden
― ☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link
there's a chicago-based rap producer named Smoko Ono
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link
Wank HilliamsChasey Trapman
^ both of these have discogs listings
― ymo sumac (NickB), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link
kill them all
― sleeve, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link
https://www.discogs.com/artist/6561460-Yonic-South
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link
^^ noted upthread already, also terrible and bad
― sleeve, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link
Hugh Reed & the Velvet Underpants - who, amazingly, have their own Wiki page.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link
kane West rules!
― nxd, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link
there was graffiti near our train station for nearly a decade that just said the velvet underpants haha
Pizza Underground pretty good though
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link
i was gonna check all of these but i've just heard 30 seconds of Wevie Stonder and there's no fucking way anything else in that list is worse
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link
no wevie stonder are good, I will fight you
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link
do they have records that aren't hilarious wacky so random anti-music?
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link
dunno, to be honest I have heard one ep. also that doesn't sound bad.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link
https://youtu.be/qtZuZZLVx2A this ep
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link
ok i'll assume it's like Ween and they belong to a different kind of enjoyment than i'm familiar with
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link
i mean yeah we all like different things it's all good but that stuff makes my skin crawl
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
Rinse and the Prevolution
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
^^ (searches Discogs, breathes sigh of relief)
― sleeve, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
Reince, surely
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:19 (four years ago) link
where are the Deathray Davies
― frogbs, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
DAVE: We're thrilled to have the great Neil Peart here for the conclusion of Drum Solo Week. And for the occasion, we whipped up this little something:Dave holds up a bottle of Neil Peart Plus shampoo.(The audience offers tepid laughter. Off camera we hear an angry Alan Kalter. He is not happy with the audience response.)ALAN: "Oh, are you kidding me? Come on! What's wrong with you people?!"DAVE: "Alan, what's the matter with you?"ALAN: (to the audience): "That's it? That's all you ungrateful bastards can come up with, a charitable little mercy laugh? They brilliantly combined Neil Peart's name with a popular shampoo and conditioner in one! Don't you get it? Mark my words, 'sdd'holes, next time you don't laugh, I'm coming out there and fighting every one of you. (to Dave) Now, Dave, say it again!"DAVE: "I don't think we need to do the . . .
ALAN:" DO THE DAMN JOKE!"DAVE: (Dave sheepishly holds up the bottle): "It's Neil Peart Plus"The audience responds enthusiastically.ALAN: "That's what I thought . . . idiots."
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
I always thought Jefferson Airhead was quite a good name
― fetter, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
When I was at school we were planning to start a band called 'The Meatles' and our LP would be called 'Beat The Meatles' - luckily we were all multitalentless and none of this ever happened.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
https://cdn.citybeat.com/files/base/scomm/cb/image/2018/09/960w/beat4es.5b9a96894d690.jpg
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
22 years after we did it! Though I very much doubt it was an original joke on our part. There isn't even a UK LP called "Meet The Beatles"
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
I was going to write a sad song called "Why Did We Do It In The Road?"
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
Does Kunt & the Gang even count as a pun?
― the british empire's coming back, back back! (j/k) (Matt #2), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
Most of those at least have some very weak attempt at a joek in their name, but Wevie Stonder is just so utterly bereft of... anything that I can't even properly express the depths my hatred. Instead, I'll just form a band named Rokey Smobinson.
― A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
Riana Doss
― ☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
Rinnie Miperton. Oh, the hilarity...
― A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
Holeatta Lolloway?
― ☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
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― sleeve, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
Stingo RarrMob BarleyBarth GrooksGady Laga
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
Nennis "The Menace" Dilsen
― calzino, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
it's weird, most of the fake ones in this thread are making me laugh while most of the real ones make me groan. the difference between a joke and a joke band name, i guess.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
Hawking TEDs
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
I knew we'd done something like this before, a Mark G Special, no less: FINK PLOYD
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:33 (four years ago) link
The Cheese Sauce & Mary Jane
― ymo sumac (NickB), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:35 (four years ago) link
(xp) there are some classics in that thread - and some reproduced here.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
Maul Pickartny
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 1:35 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
He's not?!
― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link
Yeah, was gonna say. He's one of the very few I'd give a pass to cuz he brings it.
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link
Melonious Thunk
There are a couple songs called "Melodious Thunk" or "Melodius Thunk."
― Charlotte Brontesaurus (Leee), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
Sino Jaw Doon Here
― ymo sumac (NickB), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
I'm just going to recycle some of mine from the other thread.
Whoah and the NalePlastic Bono AndThe Strolling OnesThe Bitter GlandThe Bloody MuesHogfatThe Incredible Bing StrandSpurning BearPower of TowerHalf Rutter
And a new one:
Toe Mucker
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link
you don't thuck with Thelonious man!
― calzino, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
Feel I'm right on the cusp of figuring out a crude + inadvisable alteration of 'Dinosaur Jr.'
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link