Mirror mirror on the wall, will I ever again see a live human dick at all?
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link
A dick is a wish your heart makes.
Wait, that's not right...
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link