that's good, i was planning on cyberbullying you otherwise
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:17 (four years ago) link
oh shit didn't realize early voting started tomorrow, me too
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:19 (four years ago) link
Mine started last week but I’m probably going to wait until after Nevada and SC. I still like Warren a whole lot and I guess my reasoning is that if it looks like her chances are thoroughly sunk after those two states then I’ll feel better about voting Bernie.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:23 (four years ago) link
Taking three I VOTED stickers to see if I can make dumb people on Twitter think I committed voter fraud
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link
I heard they’re busing in stickers in South Carolina.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 02:30 (four years ago) link
I’m in Tacoma for the rally. There’s like 17-19K people loading this place and it’s a hot crowd.
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 03:55 (four years ago) link
frontrunner bernard energy
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 03:58 (four years ago) link
Vote early, vote often.
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 06:33 (four years ago) link
lol Danny Glove is loathed in old Cuban-American South Florida for his Fidel admiration
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 February 2020 23:38 (yesterday) link
Wonder how Bernie can make it right again with that crowd? Organise an open air screening of Scarface with free food and drink, maybe?
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 07:42 (four years ago) link
Ripping his mask off to reveal himself as Ronald Reagan.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link
in order to win the hearts and minds of cuban-americans, bernie must strip to the waist, strap on bandoliers filled with armour-piercing bullets and personally lead bay of pigs 2: fascistic boogaloo
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 11:03 (four years ago) link
although having said that, peep these numbers
Among Hispanics:Sanders 64%Steyer 8%Biden/Klobuchar 7%Warren 5%Buttigieg 4%Gabbard 2%Among Whites:Sanders 28%Warren/Buttigieg 18%Biden 12%Steyer/Klobuchar 11%Gabbard 2% https://t.co/RuvsXtpCuW— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) February 17, 2020
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 11:14 (four years ago) link
that’s specific to NV tho
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link
okay then i guess we're back to plan a
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 11:49 (four years ago) link
Here's a national poll by a pollster rated A+ by 538:
#NEW #National NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist Poll:Sanders 31% Bloomberg 19%Biden 15%Warren 12%Klobuchar 9%Buttigieg 8%Steyer 2%— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) February 18, 2020
― jaymc, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link
Lol at Buttigieg at 8.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link
that bloomberg number is astonishing
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:21 (four years ago) link
you have to admit he is a much more thematically apropos final boss for bernie than pete or biden
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:24 (four years ago) link
This made me lol but also makes u think
Bloomberg’s soda ban alone would be enough to sink him in the general. I’m not kidding even a little bit— Connor Wroe Southard 🍞📈 (@ConnorSouthard) February 18, 2020
― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link
otm imo
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:29 (four years ago) link
At this stage, you can get 7/1 on Biden being the nominee, 8/1 on Buttigieg and 66/1 on Warren.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link
xxp lol yes instant finisher by the aspartame-brained incumbent
― hyds (gyac), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link
I hate how much I love that tweet
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link
Liberals who bad mouth Bernie while extending their palms to Bloomberg are some of the worst people breathing right now. Shameless is too weak a word. I wish I could say it's beyond belief, but incredulity seems like a luxury. They just really fucking suck.— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) February 16, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 14:02 (four years ago) link
oh here you go. here's your next year, everybody pic.twitter.com/NHbhUUm9Db— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) February 18, 2020
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
signing the planet's death warrant after an election fought primarily over the freedom to drink colossal cups of sugar water #justamericanthings
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link
The idea that more people would be turned off to Bloomberg because he banned soda (which he didn't) than because he presided over a regime of systematic institutional civil rights abuse (which he did) is kind of depressing (but maybe correct)
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:22 (four years ago) link
get ready for Trump Soda (the best soda)
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link
Heading into Nevada, the media returns in desperation to the myth of the "violent Bernie Bro." As you read these stories, take a minute to remember their eagerness to recycle debunked gossip, fabrication, and outright lies in order to smear Bernie Sandershttps://t.co/eLKIj0D3mv pic.twitter.com/qdmiRfpSvw— Matt Karp 🌹🦏🇺🇸 (@karpmj) February 17, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
Nevadans in danger of being pwned
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
that was actually the Chair Throwers and Stackers Local 201 showing their support in the only way they know how
― mh, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:03 (four years ago) link
"No guys! I told you to BRO the chairs!"
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link
The chair throw claim was by one of the most respected journalists in Nevada, and the 'debunking' was that it wasn't caught on what little video is from the day. Weirdly most media chose to believe a well respected journalist over a bunch of twitter randos.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
BERNIE GETS BIG BOOST, BLOOMPIE BURSTS BUTT BUBBLE
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) has opened a 12-point lead nationally in the Democratic presidential primary race, according to a new poll.
Biden’s downturn pushed him into third place, behind former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who surged into second place with 19 percent.
Bloomberg’s support increased by 15 points since last month’s poll.... Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) had a 5-point increase to 9 points following her third-place finish in the New Hampshire primary.
Former South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg, who appears to be leading the field in the delegate count, is closely trailing Klobuchar at 8 percent support, a 5-point decrease in one month.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
c'mon cia, you've got decades of experience in squashing left-wing movements and THIS is the best you can do
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link
The chair throw claim was by one of the most respected journalists in Nevada
If you mean Jon Ralston, he just tweeted that a journalist who was there saw it happen, and provided a link that no loner works.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
Ralston a debate moderator tonight lol
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link
bernie's ready
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2lXI2wUAAEvOBN.jpg
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link
Boots on Bern
I have never voted for a candidate in my life. But I will be voting for Bernie Sanders in the democratic primary and the general election. If I’m doing that, there are probably tens of millions in that same position. Let me explain why I’m doing this now:— Boots Riley (@BootsRiley) February 19, 2020
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 15:00 (four years ago) link
chris matthews continues his endlessly entertaining series of on-air breakdowns
.@HardballChris w/ @ninaturner just said @BernieSanders is "buying the election" like @mikebloomberg.His rationale: Sanders proposing cancelling student debt/free public college is same as Bloomberg spending $350 million on television ads.Matthews makes $5 million annually. pic.twitter.com/JC2QBmaWwm— Jordan (@JordanChariton) February 20, 2020
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 February 2020 09:33 (four years ago) link
Holy shit, y’all: Chris Matthews has a podcast. Who dares listen?
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/so-you-wanna-be-president-with-chris-matthews/id1495409616
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 20 February 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link
time for bernie to step down, this is too epic
Trump 2020 MUST open his campaign with an event in front of Bernie's lake house.— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 20, 2020
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link
lmao at the actual house pic. good work ben you slimy fuck
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link
That house looks like it's all too easily DESTROYED and DEMOLISHED.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link
LMAO at anyone who believes Trump can shame someone for owning too many houses
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
it's fine when trump does it because he's a rugged capitalist but when bernie does it, it makes a mockery of his motivating belief that true socialism means that everyone must share their toothbrushes
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link
this is great
Bernie’s video team is so damn good, it’s incredible. pic.twitter.com/df1TF8kDyg— Bhaskar Sunkara (@sunraysunray) February 20, 2020
― frogbs, Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
The trick to staving off hypocrisy is having no ethical principles whatsoever.xp
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
that video absolutely fuckin' rules
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link
does Shitpiro know the Trump2020 campaign began in 2017?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link