can YOU win an election? take over a President's consciousness and go back in time and win!

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Yeah, I did that the first time and lost big.

― With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:39 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

alright, gonna go fuck up some history again

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

I keep imagining the 2020 version of this game

― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link

"Coronavirus is here! Do you...."

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

Lost to Cuntrow Wilson by 1 damn EV

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link

fuckin' beat him. all hail President Hughes

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 00:31 (three years ago) link

Yessss finally
https://i.postimg.cc/7LRQChQj/841943-B9-5-FCB-4460-AAD1-60-A1-D923-D271.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/VNvVLn4j/B6126394-EA95-49-A3-8284-C1-EB5-B58-D822.jpg

― scampos mentis (gyac), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 07:08 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

beat Nixon with Humphrey! fuck yeaaaaahh.

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 05:24 (three years ago) link

Ha!

https://i.imgur.com/ImAV7lT.jpg

― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

WHAT DID YOU DO

― caută tu singur (gyac), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

Attacked Bush constantly, went ultra-populist, still no idea how I managed to take Texas though.

― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

was yr running mate Jimmy Dean?

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 August 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link

No, Al Gore

― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 August 2020 07:56 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

this is ridiculous, I keep trying to beat Carter with Ford for shits and giggles and every attempt I've wound up giving Carter more EVs despite improving my answers

― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 January 2021 05:28 (three years ago) link

gonna blame this on Bob Dole and go back to Connally

― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 January 2021 05:29 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

came back here to brag about beating Woodrow only to find out I already had two or three other times itt :(

idk why I thougth I hadn't beaten him before.

― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

beat Carter with Gerald Ford! booo

― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 November 2023 16:47 (five months ago) link

I was gonna say, the pardon is a nearly insurmountable roadblock.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 11 November 2023 17:39 (five months ago) link

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