Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

cunt on the radio says "I'm sure people would respect Nuno if he decided he wanted to progress his career at Man Utd" - speak for yourself, son

Xp I'm sure they'll get back in on appeal but fuck me this is amazing/hilarious

Is this the first time it's happened to a club? Would be very surprised if PSG, Barca or Real haven't had plenty of dodgy shit going on in the past

Fuck VAR

Jesus fuck that was not offside

Wolves have really been fucked over by VAR this season

seems like city's ban means that the 5th place team will take the last qualifying spot for the champion's league (lol sheffield united at the time of writing). is that correct?

lol Chris Wilder, from turning up at Brighouse Town games on scouting missions for Halifax Town to the Bernabéu - that would be a hell of a trip.

if we draw another match due to a VAR disallow i'm going to lose it.

now that Choudhury is sent off, score a fuckin' goal

Sorry I was away, Valentine's day fuck for var

Traore gets practically sat on and is whistled for the foul. it's been that kinda day.

Jesus it's so much more nerve rattling on the radio

Haven't seen it but sounds like those cunts in the AV room have cheated us again

Wolves v Leicester ... VAR strikes again..... FOOTBALL’S SHIT NOW! pic.twitter.com/qFmooYMoQX

— Danny Clark (@PaxtonDan515) February 14, 2020

I mean they have to change that rule

https://imgur.com/gallery/PpV0evc

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/909/991/48c.jpg

it's not rocket science either. you just say that unless it's clear & obvious, the onfield decision stands xp

yeah what does clear and obvious mean

something like "takes less than 5 minutes endlessly rewatching frame by frame video footage with your eyes screwed up"

works pretty well in rugby xp

yeah, if you have to spend 5 minutes drawing lines to work out if someone's toenail is offside then it's not.

Meanwhile in Scotland, Rangers fans, in their droves, are demanding that VAR be introduced to the Scottish game. If VAR was there they wouldn't be shite and Gerrard would be a good manager, apparently.

Surely the fact that Rangers fans are behind something is proof it's shit.

hit on son was imo the kind of physical tackle that prob out to be under a microscope a bit more but i realise im in a minority here

aurier already making decisions, thats a tactical failure

The clown car keeps rolling.

Aurier should have 2 yellows already

Tidy finish

yeah look aurier actually gets the attention he deserves

some ppl thought we missed hugo lloris tho, so id rather point out that he has been fucking shit for two years

Ref's...a cunt?

This is desperate.

toby 4 striker

This Grealish lad ain't that bad

Heartbreak written all over it

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8002177/The-one-got-away-Jack-Grealish-set-Spurs-Levy-refused-splash-cash.html

weve decided to go at villas back three, theyre hitting us behind the shit fullbacks, theres a game here

id have thought thats a pen tbh

if we were as in need of a rest as jose claims then he could take off winks for all hes doing out there

var sucks, thats not a penalty imo

didnt get ball, but bergwijn leaves the ball to go down

lol, knew from the run-up it would be saved. Thankfully none of the Villa defenders did.

ok for perspectives sake, its nice to be the shambles team undeservedly ahead for a change

cunts

Yes this match is a thing that is an ongoing situation hm

fuckin stream is exactly as shit as this schoolboy match deserves

I think that's our second headed goal and first goal from a corner of the season

Mbwana Samatta looks fairly tidy, I like him so far

the speed of thought of chess, the subtlety of workingmans club wrestling, the professionalism of darts

this team has it all

I momentarily thought that was disconcertingly aggressive counterpoint re: Samatta

britwres is a surprisingly elaborate and complex art form iirc

Terrific ball from Aurier. Son has been pretty wasteful.

I have a degree of insight into that due to having a behavioural disorder that causes me to violently wristlock anybody who offers to predetermine the outcome of a professional football fixture for me, and I tell you what if you offered me a point out of this game I'd snap your hand off