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Tis the season

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (five months ago) link

Is that from the babby thread?

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (five months ago) link

the television poll actually

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (five months ago) link

oh wait i c what u did there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (five months ago) link

all that travolta sperm? it's travolta's fault. But the one sperm that wins the race in the beginning of look who's talking? travolta can't be liable. that sperm had its own ideas.

― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, February 14, 2020 1:49 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:54 (five months ago) link

ah go on do me next

― imago, Saturday, February 15, 2020 11:52 AM bookmarkflaglink

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:55 (four months ago) link

pvmic more like

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 February 2020 17:26 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

how much winking am I supposed to tolerate from this asshole

― college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:20 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:44 (four months ago) link

yeah yeah yeah

college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:48 (four months ago) link

Ha oh God I have a feeling I’m about to go down the best kind of hole . . .

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, March 10, 2020 5:59 PM (four hours ago)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 02:17 (four months ago) link

it was not particularly unpleasant. they just need to go slow and have a clear understanding of and feeling for the physical space they are probing.

― A is for (Aimless), 23. marts 2020 02:47 (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Frederik B, Monday, 23 March 2020 13:26 (three months ago) link

My region, to be frank. It's all hairballs here.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:20 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:29 (three months ago) link

Sneaky 77 leak but I'll green light it because it's true in p much every context tbf

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:31 (three months ago) link

smdh check the new ilx constitution, emergency powers all 77 content is to be redistributed as required for the good of all in these times

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:32 (three months ago) link

Look I'd ask Rhonda to confirm that but last I heard she was stock piling xls sheets and loo rolls.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:34 (three months ago) link

I am pleased with my two appearances itt

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:36 (three months ago) link

lool pigs making an example of that burnt processed pork by using deadly force against a bbq!

― calzino, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:17 (three months ago) link

I know somewhere you can get yeast

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, March 25, 2020 2:38 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:41 (three months ago) link

that was literally the context tho

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:46 (three months ago) link

also probably shouldn't have done it post-dump, pre-wipe

― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, March 29, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:50 (three months ago) link

doesn't really read differently in context in this case

silby, Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:28 (three months ago) link

lol was gonna say

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:42 (three months ago) link

if anywhere, posts very much in character was the spot for it really

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:51 (three months ago) link

i stand corrected

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 22:35 (three months ago) link

What a fun cultural exchange this is.

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, April 1, 2020 3:36 PM (one minute ago)

coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:40 (three months ago) link

Tbc I'm with Alphie on this one.

coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:41 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

I swear to God this thing just squirmed off my desk all by itself.

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, April 25, 2020 7:50 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Put some protection on that thing

― calstars, Saturday, April 25, 2020 7:53 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:05 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

you wouldn't imagine you have that much space for them to cram it in, but you do
― j., Wednesday, May 20, 2020 4:30 AM

it's such a weird feeling, like your body knows damn well nothing should be up there
― sleeve, Wednesday, May 20, 2020 5:07 AM

of course, i've had it in the ear before
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, May 20, 2020 9:06 AM

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 15:47 (one month ago) link

The last comment is a joke, of course.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:00 (one month ago) link

iggy pop quoted out of context

ugh I want to smash that box

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 29 May 2020 12:46 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ha

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 29 May 2020 18:47 (one month ago) link

i was looking for the "annoying" thread to post that in but likely better here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 29 May 2020 19:46 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

how many penises are you giving this dude
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, June 22, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:54 (three weeks ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Monday, 22 June 2020 18:55 (three weeks ago) link

I like eat a Ferrero Rocher box, shit it out and then spread the resulting paste between two intact Ferrero Rocher boxes

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 June 2020 13:21 (forty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Friday, 26 June 2020 13:30 (two weeks ago) link

Lool, thread delivers!

calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:31 (two weeks ago) link

ffs it’s resultant paste

all cats are beautiful (silby), Saturday, 27 June 2020 04:41 (two weeks ago) link

the pinefox
Posted: 27 June 2020 at 16:09:31
It's true about the KS / LK video above. Dire.

I remarked to a friend today: It's really odd that KS is so fat.

Many of us are overweight. Certainly me included. I'm not getting at normal fat people. Maybe I am one.

But KS's whole schtick is Image, Professionalism, etc. Being so fat doesn't suit his schtick. Yet no one ever points it out.

scampos mentis (gyac), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:26 (two weeks ago) link

pinefox isn't fat btw

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:42 (two weeks ago) link

HOW FAT ISN'T HE?

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:44 (two weeks ago) link

Mind you, haven't seen him since pre-lockdown.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:46 (two weeks ago) link

he better bloody be fat or I'm going to flab post him!

calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 17:58 (two weeks ago) link

you can't public policy your way out of dicks existing tbrr

― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, July 6, 2020 1:03 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 6 July 2020 18:22 (one week ago) link

'And' is just 'cum'.

― pomenitul, Monday, July 13, 2020 10:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 10:53 (two hours ago) link


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